The Tale Of The Trolled Waiter [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 5 years ago in Misc

Here"s a tip: Don"t wait on Jesus freaks. Also, we need a Sad tag.
There are 99 comments:
Male 59
"Here is a tip - get an education and you might not have to wait tables"

I`ve worked in many restaurants through the years. I have a degree, and 80% of the people I`ve worked with in restaurants do too. They don`t keep doing it over other job offers, because there just aren`t enough offers. Every job wants experience but no one will hire people to give them that experience. Restaurants always need people to wait on your lazy ass for you to not tip. You should be ashamed of yourself for spewing such ignorant nonsense. Probably a teenager who frequents Perkins all night, makes a mess and leaves no tip.
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Female 2,289
"Not many folks can afford to tip these days get used to it!"

if you can`t afford to tip at all, don`t eat at a restaurant. you should be eating at home with food bought from the cheapest store in your area.. if you`re so hard up.
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Male 766
Here is a tip - get an education and you might not have to wait tables, also, my brother was a very good waiter and he made more than I did in the factory . . . but he had to hustle for it! Not many folks can afford to tip these days get used to it!
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Male 35
tipping. how about your employers pay you a viable wage, and the customer will pay for the food.
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Male 6,737
Douches.
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Female 4,086
its tough being wait staff. please remember to tip good service well this holiday season and all year round.
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Male 83
Imagine a world where everyone earned tips. I`d love it - I`d get my iCrap at cost and say "gee, I`d like to pay more, but, y`know, the service on it really isn`t that great... so I`m gonna skip it." Or "thanks for fixing up my car so I can get to work - and those new wiper blades and an oil filter was a good recommendation. $285 in parts? Oh, I only budgeted $300 for the repair, so here`s $15 for all the time you put into it. Really great job."

Serving sucks. If we could actually choose to ignore those customers who are regulars and don`t tip (or try to walk out on their bill), or if the boss didn`t say "you make your own pay raise" - then every time we increase business they hire a new crappy server to take away our income - then I might not think it sucked so bad.

What burns the most about getting stiffed? That $2.33 basically covers all the crap cleaning work you have to do - so the person basically told you you should work for
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Female 582
@alsobored

That`s base pay. Then you add on tips. Most Americans prefer it this way. Waiters still get their money and customers get better service. It`s considered extremely rude and offensive to not leave a tip.
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Male 347
$2.65 an hour?
What the f*** America!
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Male 525
Either tip, or don`t tip. Don`t get the waiter`s hopes up.
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Male 1,243
American food outlets must be assh*les, why not just pay a decent fuc*ing wage? Tips should be given only if the service you receive is of a high standard as is the case here in the UK.
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Male 1,243
Those voodoo bullsh*t peddlers are scraping the barrel. Mind you they have been for a long time now.
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Male 530
@heavypred
Then this would be an excellent time to turn to Christianity. Your wife will have nothing to say about anything at all. Let me see if I have a fake $100 bill laying around here for you.
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Male 249
Sadly, i make more than that and still can`t buy BF3, or MW3... `cos my wife won`t let me buy a new computer. FML
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Male 1,010
I`m not much of a bible- buff, but to me it seems like this is something Satan would have done...
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Male 275
found a $5 bill like that in a parking lot once. It is a trolling that keeps on giving though.
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Male 2,868
Trolling in Christ`s name. Seriously, did the person who left this think that this would actually get the person they deceived to become a Christian? Holy poo.
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Male 4,793
"I am a cook and I do not tip. Servers are retards and beggars. "

Also @ you : LOL you are from Africa so I am automatically better than you. I bet that grinds your gears. Now go have a heart attack you worthless pile of poo.
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Male 408
battlefield3 is great
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Male 4,793
"I am a cook and I do not tip. Servers are retards and beggars. "

And you are an old douchebag. I`ll kick your ass if we ever meet, douchefu*k. We`ll who`s begging then.
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Male 4,793
"$2.65 an hour? Is that not way below minimum wage? "

If it is tip based, they can pay you whatever the drat they want, HOWEVER! If per hour you make less than minimum wage with tips, they have to bring it up to at least minimum wage.
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Male 381
If a business lets its employees accept tips, it doesn`t need to pay minimum wage. Therefore, if it pays better than minimum wage, it won`t let you accept tips typically.
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Male 543
Sathon, you obviously have not worked as a server
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Male 248
$2.65 an hour? Is that not way below minimum wage?
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Male 14,331
@voodooshaman

Denny`s making you disgrunteled? You must impress all the trailer whores with your cheapf**kery.

@BoredFrank

Try a table of lawyers or doctors as disgusting as it sounds it`s pretty true.
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Male 450
I am a cook and I do not tip. Servers are retards and beggars.
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Male 10,855
[quote]Wonder how they would feel if those started showing up in mass amounts in church collection plates?[/quote]

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Female 2,674
Holy sh*t. What. A. DICK.
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Male 10,855
To jerk-off who left this `tip`:

Jesus frowns on ripping people off.
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Male 2,670
I`ve worked restaurants. The cheapest non-nice individuals on the planet are the Sunday after church crowd, who think they`re being generous by dropping a dime on a fifty-dollar check. Pricks, every one.
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Male 409
Jaellot... part of a waiter`s salary is based on tips. How would you feel if your boss came up to you and said, "I am going to deduct 30% of your salary to encourage you to go to church." Would that be okay with you? Because that is what people like this are doing. (Note, I do modulate my tip based on service, but I would never do anything like this.)

Second, if he wants to spend his salary on a game, that is his business. Besides, this is clearly a joke. He earned a proper tip, who are you to judge how he spends money he earned. If I told you how to spend your money you would be pretty angry.

Finally, my guess is that notes like this do more to hurt the cause this church claims to be for. This is just an excuse for the non-tipper to feel sanctimonious, when they are really just being cheap. If you are not prepared to tip someone, don`t eat out.
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Male 2,737
If I was him/her, I`d go to church dressed to impress, put the fake ten in the collection plate and pocket some green backs from the collection plate and make a run for it. F `em.
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Male 95
Boo-hoo, you don`t have enough for a frickin` game. Wah. If you were truly hurting for money, I could understand, even justify, your outrage. Since you have clearly stated your intent to purchase a game (as opposed to getting groceries, paying rent/bills, you know actually important stuff) you sound like a spoiled child, trying to make a go of being all grown up.

Actually grow up, have some real money concerns, and for the love all that is scientifically rational (because you`ve so assertively stated your devout atheism) realize you can do nothing but further pollute the gene pool and save up your meager tips for a vasectomy.
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Male 625
An atheist with dyslexia, apparently
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Male 1,237
YANKmyDOODLE wins troll of the day award
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Male 4,290
markust makes an excellent point. Clearly these churches with billions in assets have never read Mark 10:17-25.
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Male 1,293
Really great way to turn people away from religion!
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Female 1,478
10Bears, yeah, it`s pretty much expected that you tip here. People often feel entitled to it. It`s sort of like how I get mad when people drive in front of me/merge into the lane I`m in on the freeway (highway, to you?) and don`t use their blinker. It`s not a right; you are letting me know you intend to get into the lane I`m in at some point, and asking my permission to let you in. And going back to the food thing.. you never know when someone you give a `poor` tip to one time will do something to your food, or -not- do something to it that needs to be done, that keeps us usually tipping well. It`s the sad state of things.
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Male 414
being funny and tasteful is one thing. being an arsehole is another. this is the second, in it`s truest and purest form.
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Female 1,478
john_dies, I`m pretty sure this was intentional, with the phrase "Some things are better than money", and all. I`m sure that many people of religion are well-meaning, but this is a cruel prank. I strongly doubt anyone will say "Holy crap! I mean, shucks, they`re right! I must pray to God to forgive me my greed!"
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Male 771
btw, bf3 suuuuucks
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Male 771
boo hoo im a poor lil waitress who couldnt get a better job feel bad for me
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Male 3,477
The Christian that did that should be cattle prodded in the balls.
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Male 644
Waitstaff do make minimum wage. They have to claim their tips and if they don`t make enough to constitute minimum, then the company is legally obligated to bump up the pay to make it minimum wage.

However, I have yet to see any waitstaff actually claim all of their tips because it`s mainly cash tips. In reality, they tend to make at least $20+ an hour, unless they work for a pooty company...
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Male 60
This is an unintentional mistake by a well-meaning person. Please don`t persecute Christians, they`re not trying to be jerks most times.
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Male 17,512
I`ve always thought these kind of tracts were in bad taste. Really bad taste considering it was in place of a proper tip.
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Male 488
Being English, I just don`t understand tipping. In the USA, are prices for food made to look cheaper by about 20% by not including enough decent money for the waiters? Why don`t restaurants put the right price on the menu, enough to pay people properly? Something just doesn`t make sense.
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Female 65
$2.65 an hour? How is that crap legal?!
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Female 833
wow. in the uk minimum wage MEANS minimum wage.
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Male 977
Clearly some people would be better off not commenting on anything...ever.

But then again there`s no such thing as a real reputation online, soooooOOOoOoOoo... Comment away! Just don`t come knockin` when you finally realize your dignity is missing!
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Female 19
thelonious- Are you really that dense?

1. Servers don`t take names and addresses along with drink orders, so I don`t even know where you`re trying to go with that. There`s nothing to indicate bad service. Good servers get screwed over every day.

2. Well duh, it`s the only terms they *can* agree to. Do you really think servers can negotiate a higher wage? If so, please try that and report back.

You must have a history of "tips" such as these.
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Male 2,441
@TheeAJ

You win the internetz
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Male 2,486
"markust look up the humanitarian efforts of the mormon church instead of just assuming stuff you retard."

You should really do some research into the Mormon church. It seems like Mormons are the most clueless ones about their religion.
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Male 35
Coming from a Jesus Freak, this is really sad. My grandma actually leaves those, but then she also leaves a 20% tip with it. Personally, leaving a note like that in my opinion wouldn`t have an effect on anyone (as we can see here). It just satisfies the persons urge to share Jesus. So, essentially, it is quite selfish, which is the complete opposite of what sharing the gospel is supposed to be. And I do not blame a waiter getting that for hating Jesus Freaks like me even more. To anyone out there that this has happened to (and I know this means absolutely nothing, but I thought I`d say it anyway) I am sorry on behalf of "Christians" who do this.
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Male 612
some of the servers i know who make 2.65 an hour, will also be pulling $400-600 per shift or $100-200 on a bad night (4 hour shift). this is roughly $55,000 a year working at a chilies prices restaurant. so every time a server i know complains about a "bad night", it just makes me want to start tipping less.
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Male 1,623
Idiots spell `atheist` as `athiest`. Usually we find most of those idiots on the gnostic religious side.
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Female 188
LOL @ TheeAJ123!
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Male 4,854
"markus look up the humanitarian efforts of the mormon church instead of just assuming stuff you retard."

My ex of eleven years grew up in SLC. I am quite familiar with the Mormon church. And I am quite familiar with their business practices. The Mormon church has roughly 25 Billion in equity. They could be doing so much more good. Why are they not? Why are they hoarding so much money?
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Male 689
thelonius - they agree because they expect to get tipped, the business expects them to get tipped even the customer should expect to tip. good luck getting a job as a waiter for more than that, they will boot you out the door for even asking
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Male 72
@ TheeAJ123
Where the heck can I buy a few of these? I`m so gonna do that. I respect religion, but not the churches really. They`re run by people, and are thus inherently imperfect. Some are even outright corrupt. This is why I`m more of a "do right by yourself and by others, keep those universal human morals, and you`ll be okay" kinda guy.
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Male 2,419
@TheeAJ123
should we tape on some fossils?
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Male 3,310
"It`s hilarious actually. In this system everyone looses. Everyone. The customer, the waiter and the employer. Slavery would be preferable. At least then your owner has a responsibility to feed and clothe yo"

And yet the servers agree to those terms. You`re right. It is hilarious.
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Male 3,310
He doesn`t know who they are? He served them. Probably poorly. And probably couldn`t pick them out of a lineup because he is such an attentive server.
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Male 411
TheeAJ123 - Amen to that..lol
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Male 118
Wonder how they would feel if those started showing up in mass amounts in church collection plates?
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Male 570
markust look up the humanitarian efforts of the mormon church instead of just assuming stuff you retard.
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Male 4,854
Not everyone sees things as black an white as you do 5Cats. Yes there are some good churches that really do wonderful work for the less privileged. But my original point stands. As a whole if churches were really doing the work of Jesus they would not have billions in equity.
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Male 40,304
Ooo! I sailed past 6K posts! lolz!
Yes I "lolz`d" dammit! Eh?
I`m a typing stereotype! Or something. Now where`s the keys to the executive IAB washroom? We get that with our 6K post, right? Right?
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Male 40,304
[quote]too bad it wasnt that 5 dollar bill w/ bill murray on it[/quote]
Excellent @iGamer! Excellent!

@markust123, if you fail to see the good Christian Churches (of all denominations) do, it is because you are blind.
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Female 298
what a complete wanker. This actually angers me. To give as payment for hard service opinions that this prat probably foists on everyone against their will anyway.
Surely there must be some kind of special hell for this person?!
You know.. if as a tip I got a piece of paper apologizing for the lack of tip and paying a compliment on the service - i`d feel great and it wouldn`t bother me. Getting something like this would just make me want to spit in the next visibly christian person`s food.
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Male 4,854
The Catholic Church, the Mormon Church, etc, are sitting on a mountain of cash to the tune of billions. Shouldn`t they be helping the poor a lot more than they are? Why are they hoarding so much money? Wasn`t helping people less fortunate than you Jesus`s big thing? The Church`s could be doing wonderful things like spending their money on teaching the poor new skills. Or building low income housing. Or rehabilitating criminals. Where is the good? All I mostly hear and see from the religious leaders is judging.
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Male 15,184
I`m so going to do this. We`ll get new conversions to atheism every lunch time.

OTOH, no I won`t that would be being a knob. I`ll leave it to the Christians to do that job.
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Male 15,510
Yet another reason to be hated
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Male 203
too bad it wasnt that 5 dollar bill w/ bill murray on it
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Male 243
It sounds to me a lot like the canadian health care system
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Male 160
I have actually had this happen to me while waiting tables... not cool...
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Male 2,440
Wow. Douchey Christians are douchey. Not a single Christian I know would even THINK about doing anything like that.

For any waiters or waitresses out there, know this: Ron Paul wants you to keep all your money made from tips.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Apparently minimum wage if you get tips is $2.13/hour. The government expects you to make the rest up in tips. Here`s the kicker, though. If you don`t make at least what you should have made making minimum wage, your employer has to make up the difference. So technically you`re making at least minimum wage, if not more if you do good on tips. [/quote]

Out of all waiter-compensation plans out there, that must be the worst.

1 - less than minimum wage, that by itself, is disgusting
2 - $2.13/hr? Disgusting.
3 - Anything extra is based on a flawed social preconception to always tip
4 - If the wage is less than whatever the real minimum is, you get it anyway, from the employer, so there is little incentive to "do more to get more"

It`s hilarious actually. In this system everyone looses. Everyone. The customer, the waiter and the employer. Slavery would be preferable. At least then your owner has a responsibility to feed and clothe yo
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Male 77
As a Christian I feel the need to apologize for this as if it`s my fault. Leave the waiter a gosh darn ten along with that or something! That`s just so petty! If I have a great waiter I always tip 25% plus, and good waiters get their 15%. But that, is just SOOO LOW
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Male 331
I would love to buy some of these to give to the waiters/waitresses as a joke... anyone know where I can get some?

BTW, that customer is trolling hard.
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Male 3,327
"They should get popped for making counterfeit money."

Nope. It`s clearly not a real US$10. It is "missing" the middle piece, as if folded so the bottom says "TEARS" instead of "TEN DOLLARS."

No federal crime here, move along.
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Male 39,560

Failure to tip should be a legal defense for murder.
Along with bad manners and bad hygiene.
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Male 187
They should get popped for making counterfeit money.
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Female 109
That`s just mean.
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Male 12,138
[quote]I might have been more concerned if his reason cited was because he didn`t have a video game.[/quote]
Video game? It`s Battlefield 3, goddammit!
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Male 675
I might have been more concerned if his reason cited was because he didn`t have a video game.
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Male 1,093
That sucks a lot. It had to be a prank.
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Male 1,284
i have a bf3 copy to give to this guy because im not playing anymore
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Male 1,540
I was concerned about the "make $2.65/hour" thing, so I had to look it up. Apparently minimum wage if you get tips is $2.13/hour. The government expects you to make the rest up in tips. Here`s the kicker, though. If you don`t make at least what you should have made making minimum wage, your employer has to make up the difference. So technically you`re making at least minimum wage, if not more if you do good on tips.

Also, whoever made that fake $10 is an non-nice individual.
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Male 510
That`s just not right.
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Male 1,231
Sanctimonious gob pooe. That`s one customer who deserves trouser food...
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Male 2,085
Used to hate the after-church crowd.
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Male 125
Athiest is an athiest
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Male 663
This also made me feel sick
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Male 302
Wow, I guess they don`t preach generosity unless it`s to the church.
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Female 1,008
drating cheap-ass Christians.
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Male 3,058
People who do this are twice the assh*le.

1 part assh*le for stiffing on the tip.

1 part non-nice individual for using deception to get someone to look at your bullsh*t "message".

All IAB`ers have my permisson to slap the living sh*t out of anyone they see doing this. I will pay your bail.
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Male 687
so true
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Female 539
Link: The Tale Of The Trolled Waiter [Pic] [Rate Link] - Here`s a tip: Don`t wait on Jesus freaks. Also, we need a Sad tag.
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