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Date: 11/01/11 04:50 PM

40 Responses to The Science of Blowjobs and Throbbing Hearts

  1. Profile photo of Leonardss
    Leonardss Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    Link: The Science of Blowjobs and Throbbing Hearts - A kid, his brain, a girl and a first kiss.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4886 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    Great post.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Straight Guys! LISTEN UP !!!

    I`ve decided to take pity on you. I know you don`t get blow jobs very often and the ones you get are low quality. Most girls don`t do that & the ones that do suck at it {PUN}. Usually, you only get a hummer under 3 circumstances;

    1 - She`s screwed up and apologizing.
    2 - She wants something from you VERY badly.
    3 - You are filthy stinking rich.

    Since women almost never admit they are wrong and she doesn`t have to go that far to manipulate you, you better be rich or you`re out of luck. But as I said, I am showing mercy and will share with you my guaranteed method to receive the best blow job of your life. Follow the link, it will open a new window. NSFW

    Gerry`s Patented Perfect Blow Job

    You can thank me later.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Boys are just hilarious,
    the eternal hope, of a possibility of a blow job. They have better odds at the black Jack in Vegas.
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    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    Gerry1of1! LISTEN UP !!!

    I`ve decided to take pity on you. Mainly because you`ll never be someone`s natural father.

    Sexual orientation arguments are always petty, and never a good idea.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4886 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    Lol Gerry another victory for you.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    @ felixbuzz - I have a 27 year old son.
    And you REALLY need to learn to take a joke.
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    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    hahaha gerry
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    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    "Straight Guys! LISTEN UP !!!

    I`ve decided to take pity on you. I know you don`t get blow jobs very often and the ones you get are low quality. Most girls don`t do that & the ones that do suck at it {PUN}. Usually, you only get a hummer under 3 circumstances;

    1 - She`s screwed up and apologizing.
    2 - She wants something from you VERY badly.
    3 - You are filthy stinking rich. "

    this is very untrue
  10. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    I have a 27 year old son.
    So, Gerry, you`re gay, just not THAT gay! ;o)
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    This was pretty awesome :)..

    - also, double-win combo for Gerry !.. A rare thing in this day and age..
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    tleking536 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    My wife only gives blowjobs when its my birthday or on a rare chance she just feels like it. I get about 3 a year. I never ask for one. I just let her do what she wants.
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    tleking536 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    @Gerry Awesome, hilarious, I will take two.
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    NetRider Male 30-39
    23 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    that was a fun video.

    hi Gerry. i`m back. would please stop changing the password on your wifi? you know i don`t have a net connection unless i steel yours and it`s getting harder to guess what it is.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    Mainly because you`ll never be someone`s natural father.
    That does not compute, unless homosexuality causes infertility, and last time I checked, it didn`t.

    (I never checked, but I`m fairly sure about this)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    @ tleking536 - when your wife finds out you told us that you can forget birthdays.
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    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    @ NetRider: lol
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    Pretty drating awesome.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    I wonder if the guys at Home Depot can explain to me what I need to do to create one of those devices.

    Never been one for "stimulation tools" but that looks so beyond bizarre, I think I`m actually going to try making one of those.
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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Made my week.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    ROFL! Awesome video, and gerry has made my freaking night! XD I`m far from sober and now I can`t stop freakin laughing!
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 1, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    I once knew a girl who actually liked giving blowjobs. Granted, she had other issues, but I did enjoy her company.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 12:05 am
    @Gerry, not always true my friend.
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 12:19 am
    Are you all serious? 3 or so times a year? I think I`m a slut. I`ll have to ask my husband. heh.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 1:17 am
    wow. sucks to be you guys. 3 a year, seriously?
  26. Profile photo of Klix
    Klix Female 18-29
    92 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 1:24 am
    Is it just me who actually enjoys pleasuring my boyfriend? In my opinion sex is like the relationship part...Gotta be 50 50 my friend. Also it`s fun down there :P lol.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 1:49 am
    @Golden1, yeah my Wife must be a huge whore because she actually enjoys doing that.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 4:54 am
    I`m VERY good at oral (on girls) and my last girlfriend (no joke!) got on average 20 orgasms/ session. I think in the last 10 times we were together she tallied maybe 150 orgasms... while I (from oral stimulation) totted up a grand total of ONE.

    ...And this general trnd has been the case with all my girlfriends - they ALWAYS came more than I did.

    Any tips on getting more?! - Come on, anyone!!!
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    933 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 6:25 am
    @ beternal
    Everyone knows women are multi-orgasmic. What`s not commonly known is men are too...just not during sex.
    Have you ever taken a piss and right near the end you get the shivers running up and down your body? Those are affectionately called pee-gasms.
    Don`t take those things for granted.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 6:42 am
    If they`re looking to do a scientific study for this I`ll volunteer!!

    @Klix
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36170 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 6:46 am

    @ gary8162 - that stuff about your pee fetish was TMI dude. T-M-I

    @ Link_Hiei - "doesn`t hurt to be packin" Pics or it`s not true.

    @ XCYBERDYNEX - "my wife must be a huge whore" ... Yeah, we know..... BAM!

    @ NetRider - guess the new password, bitch.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 6:50 am
    Oh ya guys well my penis is so big it has its own orbit and I was taught by Chuck Norris how to munch carpet!! That mean when I go down on my girfriend she has an orgasim every half a second!! That adds up to one billion orgasams a session cause all I do is have sex,sleep and attempt to keep this massive dong clean which is why my girlfriends leave me!

    @Beternal

    Take yoga and learn to suck your own dick if your so great at oral.
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    som-tam Male 18-29
    713 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 7:15 am
    who else thought that the teacher was going to give the boy a blowie?

    no-one?
  34. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 8:59 am
    Hahaha that was cute.
  35. Profile photo of NetRider
    NetRider Male 30-39
    23 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 9:53 am
    @gerry1of1 - the password was "bitch"

    too easy
  36. Profile photo of Bl4cBird
    Bl4cBird Male 18-29
    13 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    @som-tam I figured that might be what he was going to be thinking about when the teacher asked him. I`m glad he wasn`t...
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    yeah.. throw science under the bus...
  38. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    @Gerry1of1, hehehe
  39. Profile photo of Charbarita
    Charbarita Male 13-17
    2 posts
    November 3, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Oh yeah... Thats exactly what 16 year olds act like...

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