The Science of Blowjobs and Throbbing Hearts

Submitted by: Leonardss 5 years ago in Funny

A kid, his brain, a girl and a first kiss.
There are 40 comments:
Male 2
Oh yeah... Thats exactly what 16 year olds act like...
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Male 4,902
@Gerry1of1, hehehe
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Male 515
yeah.. throw science under the bus...
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Male 13
@som-tam I figured that might be what he was going to be thinking about when the teacher asked him. I`m glad he wasn`t...
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Male 23
@gerry1of1 - the password was "bitch"

too easy
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Male 4,793
Hahaha that was cute.
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Male 714
who else thought that the teacher was going to give the boy a blowie?

no-one?
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Male 14,334
Oh ya guys well my penis is so big it has its own orbit and I was taught by Chuck Norris how to munch carpet!! That mean when I go down on my girfriend she has an orgasim every half a second!! That adds up to one billion orgasams a session cause all I do is have sex,sleep and attempt to keep this massive dong clean which is why my girlfriends leave me!

@Beternal

Take yoga and learn to suck your own dick if your so great at oral.
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Male 38,502

@ gary8162 - that stuff about your pee fetish was TMI dude. T-M-I

@ Link_Hiei - "doesn`t hurt to be packin" Pics or it`s not true.

@ XCYBERDYNEX - "my wife must be a huge whore" ... Yeah, we know..... BAM!

@ NetRider - guess the new password, bitch.
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Male 14,334
If they`re looking to do a scientific study for this I`ll volunteer!!

@Klix
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Male 945
@ beternal
Everyone knows women are multi-orgasmic. What`s not commonly known is men are too...just not during sex.
Have you ever taken a piss and right near the end you get the shivers running up and down your body? Those are affectionately called pee-gasms.
Don`t take those things for granted.
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Male 2,586
I`m VERY good at oral (on girls) and my last girlfriend (no joke!) got on average 20 orgasms/ session. I think in the last 10 times we were together she tallied maybe 150 orgasms... while I (from oral stimulation) totted up a grand total of ONE.

...And this general trnd has been the case with all my girlfriends - they ALWAYS came more than I did.

Any tips on getting more?! - Come on, anyone!!!
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Male 5,190
I get like 4 a week. Respect goes a long way. Doesnt hurt to be packing either.
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Male 4,902
@Golden1, yeah my Wife must be a huge whore because she actually enjoys doing that.
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Female 92
Is it just me who actually enjoys pleasuring my boyfriend? In my opinion sex is like the relationship part...Gotta be 50 50 my friend. Also it`s fun down there :P lol.
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Male 1,178
wow. sucks to be you guys. 3 a year, seriously?
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Female 123
Are you all serious? 3 or so times a year? I think I`m a slut. I`ll have to ask my husband. heh.
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Male 4,902
@Gerry, not always true my friend.
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Male 2,034
I once knew a girl who actually liked giving blowjobs. Granted, she had other issues, but I did enjoy her company.
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Male 593
ROFL! Awesome video, and gerry has made my freaking night! XD I`m far from sober and now I can`t stop freakin laughing!
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Male 265
Made my week.
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Male 1,268
I wonder if the guys at Home Depot can explain to me what I need to do to create one of those devices.

Never been one for "stimulation tools" but that looks so beyond bizarre, I think I`m actually going to try making one of those.
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Male 1,931
Pretty drating awesome.
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Male 381
@ NetRider: lol
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Male 38,502

@ tleking536 - when your wife finds out you told us that you can forget birthdays.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Mainly because you`ll never be someone`s natural father. [/quote]
That does not compute, unless homosexuality causes infertility, and last time I checked, it didn`t.

(I never checked, but I`m fairly sure about this)
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Male 23
that was a fun video.

hi Gerry. i`m back. would please stop changing the password on your wifi? you know i don`t have a net connection unless i steel yours and it`s getting harder to guess what it is.
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Male 69
@Gerry Awesome, hilarious, I will take two.
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Male 69
My wife only gives blowjobs when its my birthday or on a rare chance she just feels like it. I get about 3 a year. I never ask for one. I just let her do what she wants.
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Male 1,471
This was pretty awesome :)..

- also, double-win combo for Gerry !.. A rare thing in this day and age..
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Male 15,832
[quote]I have a 27 year old son.[/quote]
So, Gerry, you`re gay, just not THAT gay! ;o)
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Female 136
"Straight Guys! LISTEN UP !!!

I`ve decided to take pity on you. I know you don`t get blow jobs very often and the ones you get are low quality. Most girls don`t do that & the ones that do suck at it {PUN}. Usually, you only get a hummer under 3 circumstances;

1 - She`s screwed up and apologizing.
2 - She wants something from you VERY badly.
3 - You are filthy stinking rich. "

this is very untrue
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Male 241
hahaha gerry
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Male 38,502

@ felixbuzz - I have a 27 year old son.
And you REALLY need to learn to take a joke.
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Male 5,081
Lol Gerry another victory for you.
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Male 126
Gerry1of1! LISTEN UP !!!

I`ve decided to take pity on you. Mainly because you`ll never be someone`s natural father.

Sexual orientation arguments are always petty, and never a good idea.
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Female 2,549
Boys are just hilarious,
the eternal hope, of a possibility of a blow job. They have better odds at the black Jack in Vegas.
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Male 38,502

Straight Guys! LISTEN UP !!!

I`ve decided to take pity on you. I know you don`t get blow jobs very often and the ones you get are low quality. Most girls don`t do that & the ones that do suck at it {PUN}. Usually, you only get a hummer under 3 circumstances;

1 - She`s screwed up and apologizing.
2 - She wants something from you VERY badly.
3 - You are filthy stinking rich.

Since women almost never admit they are wrong and she doesn`t have to go that far to manipulate you, you better be rich or you`re out of luck. But as I said, I am showing mercy and will share with you my guaranteed method to receive the best blow job of your life. Follow the link, it will open a new window. NSFW

Gerry`s Patented Perfect Blow Job

You can thank me later.
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Male 5,081
Great post.
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Male 9
Link: The Science of Blowjobs and Throbbing Hearts [Rate Link] - A kid, his brain, a girl and a first kiss.
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