The Poem Of Poop: Who Said Poetry Is Dead? [Pic]

Submitted by: cheeseispunk 5 years ago in Funny

Simple. Poignant. Touching. Exactly how all poetry should be.
There are 25 comments:
Male 4,902
Snaps finger above head
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Female 418
haha love the comments
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Male 2,841
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Male 15,510
Change it for sh*t and suddenly you have the adult version
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Male 43
That`s a Bukowski ripoff.
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Male 139
yay! I was pleasantly surprised to see that available for me. I was half expecting to see the poem devolve into it.
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Female 61
yes brianlance!!
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Male 14,835
@brianlance wins the internet! FTW!
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Male 139
Poop will never give you up
Poop will never let you down
Poop will never run around and desert you
Poop will never make you cry
Poop will never say goodbye
Poop will never tell a lie and hurt you
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Male 14,334
Don`t forget sharts are always wet.
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Male 1,312
I`ve never seen poop be so pleasant.
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Male 2,419
grrrrr

poo = S-h-i-t-
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Male 2,419
i have this on my toilet wall:

"here i sit and contemplate,
should i poo or masturbate"
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Male 3,909
@Swaywithme Dr. Dre
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Male 808
Reminds me of a little limerick I read on a bathroom stall:

The Cabin Boy, the Cabin Boy
That dirty little nipper,
Stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper
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Female 3,696
What`s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
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Male 2,034
Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Tried to sh*t,
But only farted.
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Male 2,440
My kinda poetry.
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Male 1,440
If its brown, flush it down.
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Male 183
s h i t t y poem
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Male 3,310
When you`re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam...
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Male 119
I teared up a little. :(
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Male 6,737
<3 Poop.
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Male 620
Too much cheese will make your colon freeze
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Female 380
Link: The Poem Of Poop: Who Said Poetry Is Dead? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Simple. Poignant. Touching. Exactly how all poetry should be.
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