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Date: 11/07/11 09:20 AM

25 Responses to The Poem Of Poop: Who Said Poetry Is Dead? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Link: The Poem Of Poop: Who Said Poetry Is Dead? - Simple. Poignant. Touching. Exactly how all poetry should be.
  2. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 9:44 am
    Too much cheese will make your colon freeze
  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 9:47 am
    <3 Poop.
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    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 9:53 am
    I teared up a little. :(
  5. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 10:01 am
    When you`re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam...
  6. Profile photo of jimbro
    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 10:07 am
    s h i t t y poem
  7. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 10:15 am
    If its brown, flush it down.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 10:25 am
    My kinda poetry.
  9. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Here I sit,
    Broken hearted,
    Tried to sh*t,
    But only farted.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 11:17 am
    What`s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
  11. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Reminds me of a little limerick I read on a bathroom stall:

    The Cabin Boy, the Cabin Boy
    That dirty little nipper,
    Stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    @Swaywithme Dr. Dre
  13. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    i have this on my toilet wall:

    "here i sit and contemplate,
    should i poo or masturbate"
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    grrrrr

    poo = S-h-i-t-
  15. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    I`ve never seen poop be so pleasant.
  16. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Don`t forget sharts are always wet.
  17. Profile photo of brianlance
    brianlance Male 30-39
    140 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Poop will never give you up
    Poop will never let you down
    Poop will never run around and desert you
    Poop will never make you cry
    Poop will never say goodbye
    Poop will never tell a lie and hurt you
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    @brianlance wins the internet! FTW!
  19. Profile photo of raeleigh
    raeleigh Female 18-29
    61 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    yes brianlance!!
  20. Profile photo of brianlance
    brianlance Male 30-39
    140 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    yay! I was pleasantly surprised to see that available for me. I was half expecting to see the poem devolve into it.
  21. Profile photo of Duffers
    Duffers Male 18-29
    43 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    That`s a Bukowski ripoff.
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    Change it for sh*t and suddenly you have the adult version
  23. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 8:11 pm
  24. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    haha love the comments
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 4:09 am
    Snaps finger above head

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