The Biggest Douche Bag On The Planet

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 5 years ago Funny

It"s the cut-off jorts that tie everything together.
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Male 663
Needs to strum a little higher.
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Male 411
That`s not what a douche is, douche.
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Male 510
@Anshin So, you don`t think THAT looks like a mid-life crisis?
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Female 127
At least he`s not fat & doesn`t look like he`s depressed to be there like the rest of the ppl who are suffering from a mid life crises.
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Male 2,085
Looks like he can play a mean skin flute.
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Male 559
"I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME, LISTENING TO MUSIC THEY ENJOY, AND WEARING CLOTHING THEY THINK IS COMFORTABLE!!!"

True dat, if by "having a good time" you mean "looking around desperately hoping that someone is looking at him," by "listening to music he enjoys" you mean "noticing that women are there" and by "wearing clothing he thinks is comfortable" you mean " painting on ill-fitting jean shorts so unappropriately tight that he broke a wrench getting them on that morning."
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Male 815
dude is a rockstar
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Male 551
@Gerry1of1
Ouch, that hurts... Emmm, nope, not really.
Piece of douche, you wish you were as happy
as he was right there =]
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Male 6,737
He looks like a fool alright, but he`s enjoying himself.
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Male 62
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME, LISTENING TO MUSIC THEY ENJOY, AND WEARING CLOTHING THEY THINK IS COMFORTABLE!!!
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Female 143
Poor guy.
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Male 64
mooobs
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Female 65
So he never moved on from the Bill & Ted era, who cares!? He seems to be loving it so why is he a douche?
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Female 3,727
I agree Justin and Coffee, he`s just enjoying himself. Nothing wrong with that...
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Female 1,604
I was just going to say what Justin9235 said, not a douche just someone enjoying themselves, that just happens not to have a great sense of style lol
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Male 37,917

@ Bananahammoc - [quote] "Are people honestly so bored with their lives that ridiculing this man actually gives them some kind of relief?" [/quote]
The crowd collectively turned it`s attention to Bananahammoc . . .
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Male 734
It`s Fancy
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Male 1,312
Gotta get me some of those shorts. I think the only crime he`s committing is not wearing a shirt.
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Male 1,582
Definitely not the biggest douchebag on the face of the planet. Just seems like a dude enjoying himself.
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Male 255
Dork maybe, but biggest douchebag on the planet is a long stretch.
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Male 4,746
Funny how the women are defending him.
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Female 843
I don`t really see anything that qualifies him as being a "douche bag". He seems to be having fun, who cares that he`s wearing "jorts"
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Female 309
He`s enjoying himself, so what? Are people honestly so bored with their lives that ridiculing this man actually gives them some kind of relief?

I don`t want to live on this planet anymore.
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Male 163
you can tell by his tan he does that alot
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Female 91
Ah leave the bloke alone. He`s not being douchey - he`s dad dancing and a little bit pissed I think.
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Male 169
Jorts.. Really?
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Male 249
m00bz
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Male 801
What`s wrong here? He`s just trying to have a good time. Leave the man be.
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Male 1,045
"The Biggest Douche Bag On The Planet"

Wait, didn`t the axl rose post come earlier.?
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Male 4,902
Very gay-pornish
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Male 37,917

What is the world coming to when we can`t all just laugh at strangers?
I apologize IceBlack... wait, that`s not you in the video is it?

O_O

Awkward
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Male 2,344
He didn`t try and fight anyone or inefficiently hit on anyone. Can`t be the worlds biggest douche bag. Looks more like a [possibly intoxicated] man enjoying music.
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Male 4,793
I (for lack of a better word that truly means what i want to say) respect the guy for marching to his own drummer, but i think it is safe to say he`s doing it wrong.
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Male 149
i agree with gerry... just saying, he`s not gay, might be high, but he`s a deusche
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Male 37,917

@Iceblack-what about this guy do you find cool?

His man-boobs?
His skin tight jorts hiked up to his nipples?
Maybe that sexy crotch-grab he does while dancing?
Nah...must be the fake tan.
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Female 68
reminds me of those werewolves in Twilight...
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Male 551
@Gerry1of1
Don`t try to save your post by
saying even more dumb s#!t on it man

Just let it go
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Male 551
And another guy having a good time gets
unfairly criticised by an actual douche
on the internet

That`s new
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Male 37,917

Not gay. Not queer.
No Mo would wear those jorts.
Definately a breeder of douche quality.
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Male 5,194
Not a douchebag, not even a douchepacket.
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Female 2,674
Jorts and manboobs always look great together.

Also- I find it funny that Justin9325 `1st`-ed on a post about someone being a huge douchebag.
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Male 2,441
I didn`t really see him do anything douchey? Just let the guy have a good time at a concert. Fantastic pair of jorts.
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Male 904
Looks more jagweed than douchebag to me.
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Male 3,431
Meh, he`s gay and high.

The real douche bag is the one making fun of him.
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Male 459
He looks like he`d give me a beer if I`d ask for one. Or maybe without even asking. Unless it was like his last three that he had of course...
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Male 28
he`s drunk and having a fun time, instead of wasting his time posting useless vids, looks like he gets the last laugh, So I present to you the uploader gets "Worlds biggest douch award"

>>Motherdrating kill yourself and the mods should be ashamed they let this piece of trash threw the filter.
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Female 2,764
Awe, come on, he`s not a douche, just high
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Female 220
He looks pretty wasted and is having fun... Who gives a poo really?
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Male 15,510
That looks queer to me
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Male 37,917

Am I the only one who thinks a pair of hairy moobs is kind of sexy?
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Male 469
I`ve seen bigger douchebags.
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Male 512
Oops.. I was responding to the "I am an ugly person" SNL skit in the vidoes offered after the douche bag. (Everyone does that at some point, right?)
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Male 293
Man-boobs are...uhhh...booby...
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Male 2,516
what the hell is wrong with his moobs?
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Male 512
Why won`t people leave Kelly Osbourne alone? LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
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Male 411
Gerry postin` home movies again...
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Male 260
1st
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Male 37,917
Link: The Biggest Douche Bag On The Planet [Rate Link] - It`s the cut-off jorts that tie everything together.
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