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Date: 11/13/11 03:59 PM

58 Responses to The Biggest Douche Bag On The Planet

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Link: The Biggest Douche Bag On The Planet - It`s the cut-off jorts that tie everything together.
  2. Profile photo of Justin9325
    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    1st
  3. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Gerry postin` home movies again...
  4. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Why won`t people leave Kelly Osbourne alone? LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
  5. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    what the hell is wrong with his moobs?
  6. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Man-boobs are...uhhh...booby...
  7. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    Oops.. I was responding to the "I am an ugly person" SNL skit in the vidoes offered after the douche bag. (Everyone does that at some point, right?)
  8. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    I`ve seen bigger douchebags.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks a pair of hairy moobs is kind of sexy?
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    That looks queer to me
  11. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    He looks pretty wasted and is having fun... Who gives a poo really?
  12. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    Awe, come on, he`s not a douche, just high
  13. Profile photo of lolcatman
    lolcatman Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    he`s drunk and having a fun time, instead of wasting his time posting useless vids, looks like he gets the last laugh, So I present to you the uploader gets "Worlds biggest douch award"

    >>Motherdrating kill yourself and the mods should be ashamed they let this piece of trash threw the filter.
  14. Profile photo of thatjimguy
    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    He looks like he`d give me a beer if I`d ask for one. Or maybe without even asking. Unless it was like his last three that he had of course...
  15. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    Meh, he`s gay and high.

    The real douche bag is the one making fun of him.
  16. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    Looks more jagweed than douchebag to me.
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    I didn`t really see him do anything douchey? Just let the guy have a good time at a concert. Fantastic pair of jorts.
  18. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    Jorts and manboobs always look great together.

    Also- I find it funny that Justin9325 `1st`-ed on a post about someone being a huge douchebag.
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    Not a douchebag, not even a douchepacket.
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    Not gay. Not queer.
    No Mo would wear those jorts.
    Definately a breeder of douche quality.
  21. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    And another guy having a good time gets
    unfairly criticised by an actual douche
    on the internet

    That`s new
  22. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    Don`t try to save your post by
    saying even more dumb s#!t on it man

    Just let it go
  23. Profile photo of shazam1974
    shazam1974 Female 18-29
    68 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    reminds me of those werewolves in Twilight...
  24. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    @Iceblack-what about this guy do you find cool?

    His man-boobs?
    His skin tight jorts hiked up to his nipples?
    Maybe that sexy crotch-grab he does while dancing?
    Nah...must be the fake tan.
  25. Profile photo of minigeko
    minigeko Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    i agree with gerry... just saying, he`s not gay, might be high, but he`s a deusche
  26. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    I (for lack of a better word that truly means what i want to say) respect the guy for marching to his own drummer, but i think it is safe to say he`s doing it wrong.
  27. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    He didn`t try and fight anyone or inefficiently hit on anyone. Can`t be the worlds biggest douche bag. Looks more like a man enjoying music.
  28. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    What is the world coming to when we can`t all just laugh at strangers?
    I apologize IceBlack... wait, that`s not you in the video is it?

    O_O

    Awkward
  29. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 10:26 pm
    Very gay-pornish
  30. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 1:16 am
    "The Biggest Douche Bag On The Planet"

    Wait, didn`t the axl rose post come earlier.?
  31. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 2:02 am
    What`s wrong here? He`s just trying to have a good time. Leave the man be.
  32. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 2:03 am
    m00bz
  33. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 2:26 am
    Jorts.. Really?
  34. Profile photo of pip_pip666
    pip_pip666 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 3:31 am
    Ah leave the bloke alone. He`s not being douchey - he`s dad dancing and a little bit pissed I think.
  35. Profile photo of Bottleofrum
    Bottleofrum Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 3:33 am
    you can tell by his tan he does that alot
  36. Profile photo of Bananahammoc
    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    310 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 4:01 am
    He`s enjoying himself, so what? Are people honestly so bored with their lives that ridiculing this man actually gives them some kind of relief?

    I don`t want to live on this planet anymore.
  37. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 5:51 am
    I don`t really see anything that qualifies him as being a "douche bag". He seems to be having fun, who cares that he`s wearing "jorts"
  38. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 5:59 am
    Funny how the women are defending him.
  39. Profile photo of norgle
    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 6:22 am
    Dork maybe, but biggest douchebag on the planet is a long stretch.
  40. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 7:23 am
    Definitely not the biggest douchebag on the face of the planet. Just seems like a dude enjoying himself.
  41. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 7:30 am
    Gotta get me some of those shorts. I think the only crime he`s committing is not wearing a shirt.
  42. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 7:32 am
    It`s Fancy
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 7:46 am

    @ Bananahammoc - "Are people honestly so bored with their lives that ridiculing this man actually gives them some kind of relief?"
    The crowd collectively turned it`s attention to Bananahammoc . . .
  44. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 8:51 am
    I was just going to say what Justin9235 said, not a douche just someone enjoying themselves, that just happens not to have a great sense of style lol
  45. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:04 am
    I agree Justin and Coffee, he`s just enjoying himself. Nothing wrong with that...
  46. Profile photo of krysmantia
    krysmantia Female 18-29
    65 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:17 am
    So he never moved on from the Bill & Ted era, who cares!? He seems to be loving it so why is he a douche?
  47. Profile photo of Shaunoli
    Shaunoli Male 30-39
    64 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:31 am
    mooobs
  48. Profile photo of savemejebus
    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:36 am
    Poor guy.
  49. Profile photo of sed8908
    sed8908 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME, LISTENING TO MUSIC THEY ENJOY, AND WEARING CLOTHING THEY THINK IS COMFORTABLE!!!
  50. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    He looks like a fool alright, but he`s enjoying himself.
  51. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    Ouch, that hurts... Emmm, nope, not really.
    Piece of douche, you wish you were as happy
    as he was right there =]
  52. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    dude is a rockstar
  53. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME, LISTENING TO MUSIC THEY ENJOY, AND WEARING CLOTHING THEY THINK IS COMFORTABLE!!!"

    True dat, if by "having a good time" you mean "looking around desperately hoping that someone is looking at him," by "listening to music he enjoys" you mean "noticing that women are there" and by "wearing clothing he thinks is comfortable" you mean " painting on ill-fitting jean shorts so unappropriately tight that he broke a wrench getting them on that morning."
  54. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2068 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Looks like he can play a mean skin flute.
  55. Profile photo of Anshin
    Anshin Female 18-29
    127 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    At least he`s not fat & doesn`t look like he`s depressed to be there like the rest of the ppl who are suffering from a mid life crises.
  56. Profile photo of i-am-evil
    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    @Anshin So, you don`t think THAT looks like a mid-life crisis?
  57. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    That`s not what a douche is, douche.
  58. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 7:13 am
    Needs to strum a little higher.

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