Teddy Bear Won`t Share: Teddy Bear The Porcupine

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Porcupines are non-sharing a-holes but at least this one is cute while doing it. P.S. Porcupines can talk!?
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Male 526
it sure sounded like that`s my corn. but i must be hearing things
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Male 94
@carmium i heard the FO too. and then the woman said "oh really?"
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Female 49
OMG, he totally said "that`s my corn" at 0:46 and "I like that" right at the end!
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Male 48
@Pandabee
It sounded more like a drooling Gollum to me...
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Male 977
Wow. Bow down to our new overlords isn`t it IAB?
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Female 426
No that mah corn!....that`s what I heard.
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Female 6,381
I swear I heard him say "I want it!" and "I like it!" And maybe he told her to FO, but I can`t be sure.
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Female 857
So which is it, an Ewok, a Gremlin or a Kardashian?
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Male 159
It`s a porcupun!
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Male 38,792

@ duffytoler - Bad Pun! BAD!




why didn`t I think of that?
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Male 456
Sounds like Deku Link from Majora`s mask
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Female 57
idk I heard "back off!"
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Female 1,172
He says "It`s MY corn!"!!! :O
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Male 5,194
Hey - if it`s a porcupine, and it`s eating corn, does that make it PINECORN?!


Ok, I got nothing.
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Male 559
:47 he totally says "It`s MY corn!" I need a porcupine, now.
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Male 6,737
@McGovern1981 HAH! Good point, didn`t notice that.
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Female 803
What DixxyRarr said. But I`d roll him up first.
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Male 14,334
@Buiadh

Not if it`s a dick...
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Male 3,909
@Loxen A gremlin, hahaha, forgot about them. I was thinking Ewok.
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Male 38,438
Cute! But still not as cute as cats.
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Female 1,386
O_O He talks like a little gremlin.
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Male 6,737
Porcupine is a dick.

@DixxyRarr, Maybe keeping a porcupine up your vagina is a good deterrant for rape?
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Female 2,674
SO. CUTE. I want to put him in my vagina!


Ouch.
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Male 2,690
Dawwwww, he said MY CORN! haha
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Male 358
I do the same thing when people try to take my corn. It happens a lot actually... I need to move.
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Male 38,792

Kitteh scores with this post.
It sounded like the fourth Chipmunk. Alvin, Simon, Theadore, and Teddy.
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Female 8,044
Link: Teddy Bear Won`t Share: Teddy Bear The Porcupine [Rate Link] - Porcupines are non-sharing a-holes but at least this one is cute while doing it. P.S. Porcupines can talk!?
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