So This Monster Was In The Corner [Pic]

Submitted by: haxxorz 5 years ago in Funny

No big deal. It"s not the proud owner of my apartment.
There are 80 comments:
Female 4,039
That`s absolutely terrifying.
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Male 50
It`s got babies!
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Female 4
AHHHHHH! OMG! I need a warning before a pic like this! Ima have the jibblies for a week!
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Male 18
F--k I hate spiders.
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Female 54
is this real? IS THIS SERIOUSLY F-ING REAL? *shudders*
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Female 354
Bomb the drating place.

Just bomb it.
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Male 237
You may own the apartment but she sure owns that corner.
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Male 559
with fire, lots and lots of fire.
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Male 70
I just sh*t my pants a little (a lot).
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Female 584
grapehead for the Win!
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Female 99
what kind of spider is that and why did someone get close enough to take a picture just as its billions of offspring start emerging? (you DID all see the baby spiders surrounding it, right? because that`s the worst part here....)
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Male 707
I can handle one big spider (probably.. not without screaming like a little girl though, but still)
But when I see several small ones I freak out!
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Male 408
flame thrower!
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Male 297
Holy s hit! Who the F UCK has been in my weird dreams/nightmares lately? You sonofabitch!
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Male 3
Hey, I could have been worse, it could have dressed up as a clown too!


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Female 61
I am allergic to spider venom... So I`d probably pass out, and come to with it on my face.
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Female 99
if i saw this, i;d first die and then s*it my pants... :O :O :O
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Male 876

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Male 2,737
F UUUUCK THAT.
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Male 94
If I see something like this, I would take a picture only after I had set the whole thing on fire with insecticide. Yes, poison AND fire.
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Male 60
If Spiders don`t mess with me, I will not mess with them. I try to maintain an agreement with their kind.
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Male 950
aww cute
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Male 85
It`s a bush huntsman I think. They only make webs when they are reproducing. Perfectly harmless, you could pick one up and let it run up your arm if you didn`t shriek like a girl.
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Female 685
The big one is already dead, the babies eat it.
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Female 1,356
holy drat! it`s even got baby spiders ridin` on it`s back!
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Male 353
usually i would say "kill it with fire", but this time, "KILL IT WITH A PROTON CANON!!!"
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Male 41
somebody better prove thats shopped or fake soon because im about to wet myself
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Female 4,447
It`s also having babies. RUN THE EFF AWAY!!
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Male 6
This is not the kind of beast you take lightly!! get your shotguns and flamethrowers, this is not gonna be an easy fight!! I hate spiders....
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Male 4,014
dear god no.......oh it would feel nice to spray that whole area with bug spray.....
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Female 3,696
.......*breaks down like a little girl*
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Female 1,478
I`m thinking, `Alright, big spider, you`ve seen pictures of big spiders bef--holy crap!`
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Male 39,902

Charlottes Web.

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Male 510
If I saw that, I`d run to get my hatchet.
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Male 476
I think what he meant to say was "Its NOW the proud owner of my apartment".
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Female 6,381
Had a visitor in my apartment a few days back. I opened and rinsed a pack of California grapes and out crawled a nice, shiny black widow. We don`t get those on the west coast, and it kinda freaked us out a bit.
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Male 40,739
Ooooo Baby Spiders!
So CUUUUUTE!
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Male 3,431

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Male 626
@Frankii
YEESS. We need a spider warning badly. Bugs and spiders terrify me, it`s hard to even look at them.
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Female 437
If things could come with a spider warning that would be just awesome. People, like my good self, have slight issues with looking at pictures of spiders :/
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Male 2,033
No sense of scale. Not sure if I should be freaking out or bored.
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Female 309
Crap like this needs to come with a warning. I`m in bed, it`s dark, I will never sleep again. THANKS A BUNCH.
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Male 683
Spiders softpuppy, they are called spiders
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Male 439
Holy mother of christ. How does such a thing exist in nature? Seriously. People say spiders are necessary because they eat other bugs. What frigging bug was this spider created to deal with? Spiders are my achilles heel. I would be physically unable to spend a single night in whatever domicile had this abomination in it.
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Male 5
i need to change my boxer shorts
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Female 323
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Female 323
What are those called? anyone?
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Male 987
Scale reference? At first I thought that eggsac was the floor lamp.
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Male 289
@ Photoking

Observe the wood in which the spider is standing, it is most likely a 2x4, making the wood around
3 7/8 inch long. now pull out a ruler and figure out how big that mother is. (by my estimation, 3 inches ass to face, and about a foot leg/wingspan.
enough toi make me beg for mercy and piss my pants.
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Male 1,383
Kill it with fire!
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Male 2,440
Ah, f*ck. It`s Aragog.

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Male 526
i need a scale reference. though still yucky enough to send me screaming for a large mallet. ...and a sling shot for said mallet.
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Male 1,582
Nature just reminding me that I`m a little girl.
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Male 3
Its the spiders house now.
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Female 40
well, time to burn own the house and cut your losses!
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Male 238
based on the movie Arachnaphobia
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Male 66
reason #43 why I own blow torch
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Male 772
Please tell me you zoomed in 500 times... TELL ME YOU ZOOMED IN DAMNIT!
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Male 6,737
omfg run!
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Female 839
There`s nothing left there for you now, just cut your losses and leave, don`t stop to collect any of your belongings and don`t look back.
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Male 63
How long does that thing have to have been living in their house to have a bunch of babies hatched already! Worst thing I`ve ever looked at in my life
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Male 40
I suddenly feel dead on the inside.
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Male 3,745
you guys are a bunch of bitches :| just get the news paper and handle business...
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Female 4
no biggy wheres my flip flop?
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Male 2,422
It feeds on nightmares and small children.
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Male 33
You must leave. The house belongs to them now.
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Male 1
Queue Skyrim theme.
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Male 977
that is beautiful
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Male 508
Can of hairspray and a lighter. Death to spiders!!!!!!!!
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Female 2,927
HOLY F*CK!!!
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Male 411
ARRRghHAGAGAGGGGGGA! *shivers*
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Male 68
You sissy`s It`s only a little one. How big can that thing be? This is why the baseball bat was invented.
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Female 188
drat me that is just terrifying.
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Male 3,619
this is why i know how to make molotows
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2,831
holy mother of god!
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Male 1,195
It`s a good thing this picture was taken so you can explain to the claims adjuster why you burned your house down.
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Male 1,093
Kill it with fire
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Male 2,034
HOLY dratING poo. I hate spiders.
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Male 1,674
holy crap - that thing is huge... what did you do? I seriously would have just left and started a new life somewhere where things like that don`t exist.
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Male 724
Link: So This Monster Was In The Corner [Pic] [Rate Link] - No big deal. It`s not the proud owner of my apartment.
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