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Date: 11/20/11 12:02 PM

80 Responses to So This Monster Was In The Corner [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    728 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Link: So This Monster Was In The Corner - No big deal. It`s not the proud owner of my apartment.
  2. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    holy crap - that thing is huge... what did you do? I seriously would have just left and started a new life somewhere where things like that don`t exist.
  3. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    HOLY dratING poo. I hate spiders.
  4. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Kill it with fire
  5. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    It`s a good thing this picture was taken so you can explain to the claims adjuster why you burned your house down.
  6. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2345 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    holy mother of god!
  7. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    this is why i know how to make molotows
  8. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    drat me that is just terrifying.
  9. Profile photo of Dick_Head
    Dick_Head Male 30-39
    68 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    You sissy`s It`s only a little one. How big can that thing be? This is why the baseball bat was invented.
  10. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    ARRRghHAGAGAGGGGGGA! *shivers*
  11. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    HOLY F*CK!!!
  12. Profile photo of antagonizer
    antagonizer Male 18-29
    509 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Can of hairspray and a lighter. Death to spiders!!!!!!!!
  13. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    that is beautiful
  14. Profile photo of sourandy
    sourandy Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    Queue Skyrim theme.
  15. Profile photo of FistOfBono
    FistOfBono Male 18-29
    33 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    You must leave. The house belongs to them now.
  16. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    It feeds on nightmares and small children.
  17. Profile photo of Shadow3arser
    Shadow3arser Female 18-29
    4 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    no biggy wheres my flip flop?
  18. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    you guys are a bunch of bitches :| just get the news paper and handle business...
  19. Profile photo of glorgan
    glorgan Male 18-29
    40 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    I suddenly feel dead on the inside.
  20. Profile photo of MikeRotch
    MikeRotch Male 18-29
    63 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    How long does that thing have to have been living in their house to have a bunch of babies hatched already! Worst thing I`ve ever looked at in my life
  21. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    There`s nothing left there for you now, just cut your losses and leave, don`t stop to collect any of your belongings and don`t look back.
  22. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    omfg run!
  23. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Please tell me you zoomed in 500 times... TELL ME YOU ZOOMED IN DAMNIT!
  24. Profile photo of ctobin34
    ctobin34 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    reason #43 why I own blow torch
  25. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    based on the movie Arachnaphobia
  26. Profile photo of SonyaM
    SonyaM Female 18-29
    40 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    well, time to burn own the house and cut your losses!
  27. Profile photo of WendelWeird
    WendelWeird Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    Its the spiders house now.
  28. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Nature just reminding me that I`m a little girl.
  29. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    i need a scale reference. though still yucky enough to send me screaming for a large mallet. ...and a sling shot for said mallet.
  30. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Ah, f*ck. It`s Aragog.

  31. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Kill it with fire!
  32. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    @ Photoking

    Observe the wood in which the spider is standing, it is most likely a 2x4, making the wood around
    3 7/8 inch long. now pull out a ruler and figure out how big that mother is. (by my estimation, 3 inches ass to face, and about a foot leg/wingspan.
    enough toi make me beg for mercy and piss my pants.
  33. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Scale reference? At first I thought that eggsac was the floor lamp.
  34. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    What are those called? anyone?
  35. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:42 pm
  36. Profile photo of moley-joe
    moley-joe Male 18-29
    5 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    i need to change my boxer shorts
  37. Profile photo of sosueme1966
    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Holy mother of christ. How does such a thing exist in nature? Seriously. People say spiders are necessary because they eat other bugs. What frigging bug was this spider created to deal with? Spiders are my achilles heel. I would be physically unable to spend a single night in whatever domicile had this abomination in it.
  38. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Spiders softpuppy, they are called spiders
  39. Profile photo of Bananahammoc
    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    310 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Crap like this needs to come with a warning. I`m in bed, it`s dark, I will never sleep again. THANKS A BUNCH.
  40. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    No sense of scale. Not sure if I should be freaking out or bored.
  41. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    If things could come with a spider warning that would be just awesome. People, like my good self, have slight issues with looking at pictures of spiders :/
  42. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    @Frankii
    YEESS. We need a spider warning badly. Bugs and spiders terrify me, it`s hard to even look at them.
  43. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm

  44. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    Ooooo Baby Spiders!
    So CUUUUUTE!
  45. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    Had a visitor in my apartment a few days back. I opened and rinsed a pack of California grapes and out crawled a nice, shiny black widow. We don`t get those on the west coast, and it kinda freaked us out a bit.
  46. Profile photo of yagovaggo
    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    I think what he meant to say was "Its NOW the proud owner of my apartment".
  47. Profile photo of i-am-evil
    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    If I saw that, I`d run to get my hatchet.
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Charlottes Web.

  49. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    I`m thinking, `Alright, big spider, you`ve seen pictures of big spiders bef--holy crap!`
  50. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    .......*breaks down like a little girl*
  51. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    dear god no.......oh it would feel nice to spray that whole area with bug spray.....
  52. Profile photo of Shadowbane02
    Shadowbane02 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    This is not the kind of beast you take lightly!! get your shotguns and flamethrowers, this is not gonna be an easy fight!! I hate spiders....
  53. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    It`s also having babies. RUN THE EFF AWAY!!
  54. Profile photo of capnlumps
    capnlumps Male 13-17
    41 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    somebody better prove thats shopped or fake soon because im about to wet myself
  55. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    usually i would say "kill it with fire", but this time, "KILL IT WITH A PROTON CANON!!!"
  56. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    holy drat! it`s even got baby spiders ridin` on it`s back!
  57. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    The big one is already dead, the babies eat it.
  58. Profile photo of freeze43
    freeze43 Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 12:04 am
    It`s a bush huntsman I think. They only make webs when they are reproducing. Perfectly harmless, you could pick one up and let it run up your arm if you didn`t shriek like a girl.
  59. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 12:12 am
    aww cute
  60. Profile photo of john_dies
    john_dies Male 18-29
    60 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 2:35 am
    If Spiders don`t mess with me, I will not mess with them. I try to maintain an agreement with their kind.
  61. Profile photo of tuapui
    tuapui Male 18-29
    94 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 5:21 am
    If I see something like this, I would take a picture only after I had set the whole thing on fire with insecticide. Yes, poison AND fire.
  62. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 6:08 am
    F UUUUCK THAT.
  63. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 7:23 am

  64. Profile photo of deutza92
    deutza92 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 8:04 am
    if i saw this, i;d first die and then s*it my pants... :O :O :O
  65. Profile photo of JetPink
    JetPink Female 18-29
    61 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 8:45 am
    I am allergic to spider venom... So I`d probably pass out, and come to with it on my face.
  66. Profile photo of Duffman23
    Duffman23 Male 40-49
    3 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Hey, I could have been worse, it could have dressed up as a clown too!


  67. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 9:12 am
    Holy s hit! Who the F UCK has been in my weird dreams/nightmares lately? You sonofabitch!
  68. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 10:09 am
    flame thrower!
  69. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 10:14 am
    I can handle one big spider (probably.. not without screaming like a little girl though, but still)
    But when I see several small ones I freak out!
  70. Profile photo of QH_girl
    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 11:51 am
    what kind of spider is that and why did someone get close enough to take a picture just as its billions of offspring start emerging? (you DID all see the baby spiders surrounding it, right? because that`s the worst part here....)
  71. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    grapehead for the Win!
  72. Profile photo of DomTheDaring
    DomTheDaring Male 18-29
    70 posts
    November 21, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    I just sh*t my pants a little (a lot).
  73. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 2:23 am
    with fire, lots and lots of fire.
  74. Profile photo of youlikeicecr
    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 11:05 am
    You may own the apartment but she sure owns that corner.
  75. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Bomb the drating place.

    Just bomb it.
  76. Profile photo of badfish52596
    badfish52596 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    is this real? IS THIS SERIOUSLY F-ING REAL? *shudders*
  77. Profile photo of bdwg
    bdwg Male 30-39
    18 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    F--k I hate spiders.
  78. Profile photo of angelgirliey
    angelgirliey Female 18-29
    4 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 12:53 am
    AHHHHHH! OMG! I need a warning before a pic like this! Ima have the jibblies for a week!
  79. Profile photo of simpletools
    simpletools Male 40-49
    50 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    It`s got babies!
  80. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 27, 2011 at 11:34 am
    That`s absolutely terrifying.

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