Rick Perry Facts: As Told By Two Girls In Bikinis

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago in

This may be the only way Rick Perry ever gets votes... by the promise of girls in two-piece bikinis.
There are 53 comments:
Male 2,384
boobies!!! what were they saying?
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Male 155
Seriously? Chimmeychang`s sentiment is apropros - Ignorance is definitely NOT sexy.
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Male 977
Rick who? Is that guy who rolls you?
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Male 15,510
hellyeahboobs
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Male 1,045
commentator leiks de cok.

Not that there`s anything wrong with that.
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Male 49
@Commentator - are you gay? Nothing wrong with it if you are, just wondering; those girls are naturally beautiful, not a boy figure. Is that what you like?
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Male 1,084
Would have been nice if they could get 2 jokes in a row with out having to cut...
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Male 2,790
google chuck norris jokes and replace `chuck norris` with `rick perry`.
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Male 270
I wish they would stop posting fat chicks on IAB, its so disgusting!!!!!
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Male 2,762
I`m udderly... fascinated by this.
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Male 253
I usually get it right away, but that was sarcasm, right?
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Male 321
Like I`m going to listen to some blonde bimbos on who to lead our nation.
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Male 6,737
BEWBS!
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Male 3,619
well that was HORRIBLY edited
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Male 1,312
This video is only good on mute
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Male 3,894
those boobs are amazing.
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Male 190
those are some glorious breasts... wow
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Male 15
Scantily clad, chubby white girls... yay?
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Female 1,743
lol, Gerry.
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Male 219
they`d of done better stripping for Rick Perry than using googled jokes about him
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Male 38,483


Rick Parry would kick Chuck Norris` ass and Chuck would say "Thank You"


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Male 30
They almost had me until the Chuck Norris part....noooo freakin way girls!!!
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Male 3,364
Not only do these girls have epic sweater-strechers, they have a great sense of humor! I`m in!
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Male 270
Rick Perry the poster child for everything that is wrong in American politics.

How exactly could such a retard become a Governor, oh wait, the one before him was even MORE of a moron!!
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Male 684
feminine wiles..., and last time i checked ignorant wasn`t sexy.
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Male 815
Nobody gets nothin` by MrPeabody.... nobody
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Male 1,920
@LazyMe484
"girls in two-piece bikinis.

Idiot. The one with the slightly smaller boobs is clearly wearing a one-piece"

Clearly it says "by the promise of girls in two-piece bikinis."

prom·ise
Noun:
A declaration or assurance that one will do a particular thing or that guarantees that a particular thing will happen.
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Male 10,855
[quote] I`m experiencing the same kind of anxiety now with the prospect of Rick Perry (Bush 2.0) in charge.[/quote]

Rest assured, he won`t get the nomination.
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Male 10,855
I`M IMMUNE TO YOUR FEMININE WILDS!
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Male 1,284
facts: ugly girls vote for rick perry
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Male 329
Chuck Norris Jokes rehashed.. and boobs. Meh.. Would prefer just more boobs.
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Male 5,811
*yawn*
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Male 234
@davymid, Perry is done, no one wants a dumb Texan again, his number are dropping fast in the polls. Also I have never met one person that said GW was the greatest, let alone even a good president. Many say he was the worst tho....
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Male 2,220
Twins! Twice!
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Male 945
@ davymid
Did you even see the boobs? I don`t think they even mentioned Iraq or Bush. Can`t really say for sure because I was distracted by the tits.
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Male 223
@MrAtari Nice, perky characters!
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Male 4,793
"they both have great characters... "


If by `characters` you mean bewbs, then yes, i agree.
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Male 2,419
So there was the one girl, and the 2nd girl, and the uh... the... uh... umm... sorry.
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Male 1,569
they both have great characters...
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Male 12,138
I remember when I lived back in Holland, watching the American elections on late-night TV, biting my fingernails. My dear wife would call me to bed, and I was tranfixed on the news, on the latest developments. Because I was genuinely scared that it might have been GW Bush. And sure enough.

I`m flabbergasted that anyone can still say he was a great President of the USA, some even claim the greatest... still trying to find WMDs in Iraq, in a country that had drat all to do with 9-11, while nose-diving the world economy in the last months of his presidency.

Forgive me if (as a non-American) I`m experiencing the same kind of anxiety now with the prospect of Rick Perry (Bush 2.0) in charge.
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Male 4,902
Bewbies, what were they talking about?
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Male 701
those girls are fat.
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Male 208
So... rick perry equals ..... sorry,,, thinkin bout boobs now.
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Male 392
I find these lies offensive. :p
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Male 149
Perry already effed us over here in Texas as governor, I don`t want him anywhere near the whitehouse.
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Male 736
Ugh.
Chuck Norris crud recycled.
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Male 600
can anybody confirm if this was at
THE PHASE 8 POOL AT UT DALLAS?
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Male 10,440
[quote] girls in two-piece bikinis. [/quote]
Idiot. The one with the slightly smaller boobs is clearly wearing a one-piece
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Male 645
nobody fools him!

also: yay boobies!
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Male 2,034
Ummm.... naaaah. No thanks.
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Male 10,440
BOOBS! Anyway...

It is a sad thing that a candidate disqualifies himself for a minor slip of the tongue, or maybe an extramarital affair, rather than being completely retarded.

And by sad I mean pitying. Sadness is an emotion foreign to me.
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Male 24
Everything is bigger in Texas :) The only thing better would be Ron Paul written on her chest :)
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Female 1,780
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