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Date: 11/16/11 08:00 PM

53 Responses to Rick Perry Facts: As Told By Two Girls In Bikinis

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Link: Rick Perry Facts: As Told By Two Girls In Bikinis - This may be the only way Rick Perry ever gets votes... by the promise of girls in two-piece bikinis.
  2. Profile photo of jonathanhall
    jonathanhall Male 30-39
    24 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Everything is bigger in Texas :) The only thing better would be Ron Paul written on her chest :)
  3. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    BOOBS! Anyway...

    It is a sad thing that a candidate disqualifies himself for a minor slip of the tongue, or maybe an extramarital affair, rather than being completely retarded.

    And by sad I mean pitying. Sadness is an emotion foreign to me.
  4. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Ummm.... naaaah. No thanks.
  5. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    nobody fools him!

    also: yay boobies!
  6. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    girls in two-piece bikinis.
    Idiot. The one with the slightly smaller boobs is clearly wearing a one-piece
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    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    can anybody confirm if this was at
    THE PHASE 8 POOL AT UT DALLAS?
  8. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    Ugh.
    Chuck Norris crud recycled.
  9. Profile photo of jfactor
    jfactor Male 18-29
    149 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    Perry already effed us over here in Texas as governor, I don`t want him anywhere near the whitehouse.
  10. Profile photo of Naitsirhc88
    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    I find these lies offensive. :p
  11. Profile photo of lytle_lytle
    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    So... rick perry equals ..... sorry,,, thinkin bout boobs now.
  12. Profile photo of danagamer
    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    those girls are fat.
  13. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    Bewbies, what were they talking about?
  14. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    I remember when I lived back in Holland, watching the American elections on late-night TV, biting my fingernails. My dear wife would call me to bed, and I was tranfixed on the news, on the latest developments. Because I was genuinely scared that it might have been GW Bush. And sure enough.

    I`m flabbergasted that anyone can still say he was a great President of the USA, some even claim the greatest... still trying to find WMDs in Iraq, in a country that had drat all to do with 9-11, while nose-diving the world economy in the last months of his presidency.

    Forgive me if (as a non-American) I`m experiencing the same kind of anxiety now with the prospect of Rick Perry (Bush 2.0) in charge.
  15. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    they both have great characters...
  16. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    So there was the one girl, and the 2nd girl, and the uh... the... uh... umm... sorry.
  17. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    "they both have great characters... "


    If by `characters` you mean bewbs, then yes, i agree.
  18. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    @MrAtari Nice, perky characters!
  19. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:49 am
    @ davymid
    Did you even see the boobs? I don`t think they even mentioned Iraq or Bush. Can`t really say for sure because I was distracted by the tits.
  20. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 4:25 am
    Twins! Twice!
  21. Profile photo of grindinblade
    grindinblade Male 18-29
    234 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 4:32 am
    @davymid, Perry is done, no one wants a dumb Texan again, his number are dropping fast in the polls. Also I have never met one person that said GW was the greatest, let alone even a good president. Many say he was the worst tho....
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 6:11 am
    *yawn*
  23. Profile photo of sparki1980
    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 6:23 am
    Chuck Norris Jokes rehashed.. and boobs. Meh.. Would prefer just more boobs.
  24. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 6:43 am
    facts: ugly girls vote for rick perry
  25. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 6:57 am
    I`M IMMUNE TO YOUR FEMININE WILDS!
  26. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:00 am
    I`m experiencing the same kind of anxiety now with the prospect of Rick Perry (Bush 2.0) in charge.

    Rest assured, he won`t get the nomination.
  27. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:01 am
    @LazyMe484
    "girls in two-piece bikinis.

    Idiot. The one with the slightly smaller boobs is clearly wearing a one-piece"

    Clearly it says "by the promise of girls in two-piece bikinis."

    prom·ise
    Noun:
    A declaration or assurance that one will do a particular thing or that guarantees that a particular thing will happen.
  28. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:19 am
    Nobody gets nothin` by MrPeabody.... nobody
  29. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:30 am
    feminine wiles..., and last time i checked ignorant wasn`t sexy.
  30. Profile photo of Commentator
    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:30 am
    Rick Perry the poster child for everything that is wrong in American politics.

    How exactly could such a retard become a Governor, oh wait, the one before him was even MORE of a moron!!
  31. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:31 am
    Not only do these girls have epic sweater-strechers, they have a great sense of humor! I`m in!
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    Anzac5665 Male 50-59
    30 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:40 am
    They almost had me until the Chuck Norris part....noooo freakin way girls!!!
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36693 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:52 am


    Rick Parry would kick Chuck Norris` ass and Chuck would say "Thank You"


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    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 8:12 am
    they`d of done better stripping for Rick Perry than using googled jokes about him
  35. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 8:21 am
    lol, Gerry.
  36. Profile photo of KNX
    KNX Male 18-29
    15 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 9:09 am
    Scantily clad, chubby white girls... yay?
  37. Profile photo of sssfdg
    sssfdg Male 18-29
    190 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 9:12 am
    those are some glorious breasts... wow
  38. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 9:34 am
    those boobs are amazing.
  39. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 9:50 am
    This video is only good on mute
  40. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 10:23 am
    well that was HORRIBLY edited
  41. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 10:57 am
    BEWBS!
  42. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Like I`m going to listen to some blonde bimbos on who to lead our nation.
  43. Profile photo of Lardcarcass
    Lardcarcass Male 40-49
    254 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    I usually get it right away, but that was sarcasm, right?
  44. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    I`m udderly... fascinated by this.
  45. Profile photo of Commentator
    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    I wish they would stop posting fat chicks on IAB, its so disgusting!!!!!
  46. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    google chuck norris jokes and replace `chuck norris` with `rick perry`.
  47. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Would have been nice if they could get 2 jokes in a row with out having to cut...
  48. Profile photo of kayakdog
    kayakdog Male 30-39
    49 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    @Commentator - are you gay? Nothing wrong with it if you are, just wondering; those girls are naturally beautiful, not a boy figure. Is that what you like?
  49. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    commentator leiks de cok.

    Not that there`s anything wrong with that.
  50. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    hellyeahboobs
  51. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    Rick who? Is that guy who rolls you?
  52. Profile photo of WizardofCOR
    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 10:43 am
    Seriously? Chimmeychang`s sentiment is apropros - Ignorance is definitely NOT sexy.
  53. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    boobies!!! what were they saying?

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