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Date: 11/06/11 12:10 PM

19 Responses to Most Strict Theater In The World [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    Link: Most Strict Theater In The World - Maybe I`m reading into the sign too much, but I think this might be racist.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    No tortillas? :/ :(
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    433 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    Tortillas make awesome Frisbees.
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    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Maybe the owners once had a bad experience with Mexican food.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Granted, I haven`t been to the states in a while but are tortillas the new popcorn?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    I don`t know if this is the same theatre, but we have one that could post these signs.

    The $1 movies @ 54th & University, in the mexican part of town, down by the Ghetto-Mart. {That`s a K-Mart but it`s really trashy} I will not go in there at night and neigher does anyone else not of heespanick descent.

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    Whitemn Male 18-29
    155 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    perhaps they are meaning crispy tortilla`s which just means taco`s which can be loud and annoying, unless of course you get taco bell taco`s which are soggy. Or their could be a taco shop outside the theater i.e. fresh taco`s.

    And yes I know what a tortilla is, but do they really??
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    maybe they sneak drugs in the tortillas and do trade-offs in the theater? now come to think of it, a theater is a great place to do illegal tradeoffs... many people, so neither side will do anything stupid, yet no one is paying attention to you. Plus its dark.
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    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    213 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    i think i would just not go there, boycott, if i were to be searched everytime i wanted to see a movie
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    They should ban them all around the world! evil tortillas!
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    @Mantistador: You make valid points, but it looks suspicious walking into a theater with a suitcase full of yayo or money... I mean, who wants to pay for a movie ticket when you`re only buying a gram?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    The tortillas aren`t the problem, it`s the fire they need to roast the steak and veggies that go inside them. It`s a bit distracting to everyone else in the theater.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    I draw the line when they try to take my martini.
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    krisbrown Male 30-39
    161 posts
    November 6, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    it`s a rocky horror picture show thing i think. one of the things they throw at the screen maybe?
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    krysmantia Female 18-29
    65 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 9:15 am
    @krisbrown: Dude, did I miss a scene in rocky horror or something? I`m pretty sure there are no tortillas in that movie...
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    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 9:54 am
    but my stomach required toritilla every hour on the hour
  17. Profile photo of krisbrown
    krisbrown Male 30-39
    161 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    no, they throw different stuff at the screen during different scenes when the diehard fans go see it at midnight showings and whatnot.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    I think that was toast...?
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 11:33 am
    rocky horror is toast, rice and water pistols, I can`t believe you youngsters have heard of Rocky Horror Picture Show!

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