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Date: 11/08/11 09:06 AM

32 Responses to Mom Leaves Note For Son To Keep Hands Off [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Link: Mom Leaves Note For Son To Keep Hands Off - Son too young to get the reference from 1990.
  2. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:09 am
    LOL....


    Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh...
  3. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Hammertime.
  4. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:15 am
    I`m embarrassed to say this but... can somebody explain the reference? And I`m usually so good with 90s pop culture, too.
  5. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:19 am
    LOL that`s why we pray...
  6. Profile photo of Bored-Chris
    Bored-Chris Male 18-29
    7 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:25 am
    @Jasonbobdude

    Can`t touch this...
  7. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:27 am
    @bored-chris

    big mouth
  8. Profile photo of ccbx3
    ccbx3 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Going to bein my head ALL day now, thanks.
  9. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    823 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:39 am
    at least we didn`t have to see the parachute pants again.
  10. Profile photo of putzco
    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:45 am
    "From London to the Bay...."
  11. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Yo Hammer.
  12. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:09 am
    "One call to the judge from me, and you are in the slammer, like MC Hammer."
  13. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Jasonbobdude
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    1600 Posts Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:15:15 AM
    I`m embarrassed to say this but... can somebody explain the reference? And I`m usually so good with 90s pop culture, too.
    ______

    oh dear god....you don`t even get a pic.

    FACEPALM
  14. Profile photo of myrtheus
    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Can`t touch this!
  15. Profile photo of Kilgore89
    Kilgore89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    http://youtu.be/WIHAkqCls4A

    I consider it a public service to share this song with the youth of today. I was listening to this album on cassette when I was 3 years old. I reject all other rap music. :P
  16. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    coolest mom ever
  17. Profile photo of M_Archer
    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Since when was the "Mountain" in "Mountain Dew" abbreviated?
  18. Profile photo of Dead_Herring
    Dead_Herring Male 18-29
    51 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    M_Archer they tried being cooler and appealing to gamers, I think around the time halo 3 came out they had a big rebranding.
  19. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    M_Archer, Since they felt like being edgy. I`m surprised they didn`t throw a "z" in there somewhere.
  20. Profile photo of crash665
    crash665 Male 30-39
    119 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it!
  21. Profile photo of raeleigh
    raeleigh Female 18-29
    61 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    Epic mum!!
  22. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    Every time I go over to Hammer`s house, he won`t let me touch nothin`.
  23. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    LOL
  24. Profile photo of ShamaziaV2
    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    @dead herring they`ve pretty much always been aimed at gamers.
  25. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Ahahahaha! This is great.
  26. Profile photo of Bottleofrum
    Bottleofrum Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    HAMMER TIME!!!!!
  27. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    ill be doing this...
  28. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 2:07 am
    Hey, why can`t he touch the nunchucks?
  29. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 9:54 am
    and the kid has no idea who that is or what that picture means.
  30. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 10:28 am
    I would smash all those things to pieces and buy some parachute pants before she got home. Oh-oh oh oh-oh oh-oh oh! STOP! HAMMER TIME!
  31. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    took my a while but i got it
  32. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    Ha ha I have been trying to sing- you can touch this` in a scotish accent, all morning because I mis read his name as McHammer in some article today.

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