Meet The Republican`s New Presidential Candidate

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Entertainment

And a surprisingly plausible Republican candidate at that!
There are 23 comments:
Male 270
Another Joker to the field full of them, I wonder why the GOTP is throwing in the towel, there is NO ONE currently running who has the slightest prayer against Obama.
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Male 356
@randomxnp and right wing accuse Democrats of being "communist" and "socialist". Those words aren`t even bad in themselves, duh.
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Male 1,293
This sort of humour explains why people vote for left-wing parties, like Democrats (or Labour): they actually have no idea what right-wing people, such as Republicans (or Conservatives) are actually like or actually believe in. Their only impression of the right is from left-wing media and teachers, so they vote for left-wing parties despite it being against not only their own interests but against the interests of everyone except the socialist politicians and their clique.
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Male 4,902
He`s got my vote
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Male 1,569
seems legit
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Male 3,058
Got a Red Bull ad. Closed the page.
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Male 16
If he was FairTax supporter I`d vote for him!
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Male 66
& still better than Obama
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Male 559
"Make a full on- president campaign action movie with the candidate in as the leading role. Hollywood style, all the way."

Look up "Republican Presidential Nominee, 1980." It already happened.
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Male 3,369
He`ll never win. He didn`t promise to prevent gay people from marrying.
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Male 10,338
I`d totally vote for the Joker.

This Joker though. Not the Nicholson Joker.
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Male 525
I wonder what the Joker thinks of a flat tax...
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Male 1,010
Well, it is the next natural step for a good ol` American election ;-) I mean, why keep beating around the bush (pun intended) with the "plausible" campaign videos??

Make a full on- president campaign action movie with the candidate in as the leading role. Hollywood style, all the way. The movie would release all over US a month before the election. Imagine the spin- off products. The story writes it self, "country in recession, China is on the roll, the "hero" takes some beatings but wins in the end." Yiihaa!! The contributors would be the same too, McDonalds could make the "Mitt Romney- menu" where you get a small monopoly- boardgame in the Happy-meal box with all the Congress members intead of streets :-)
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Male 2,796
I`d vote for him. At least he is honest which is more than I can say for every single presidential candidate ever...
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Male 1,471
Reminded me of this
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Male 4,593
He`s white... Like Gingrich white.

LOL too funny!
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Male 10,440
Haha. Nice. He`s not far off as a candidate given how crazy the others are.
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Male 303
I`d vote for him.
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Male 1,268
HAHA
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Male 997
Call me crazy but I`d vote for the joker. As long as it`s not like the West generation where he became mayor of gotham....
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Male 6,737
Pro drating rad as balls, dude.

Like it.
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Male 39,524

Well, that was no naked woman in a dead horse carcuss, but I guess it had some entertainment value.
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Female 8,043
Link: Meet The Republican`s New Presidential Candidate [Rate Link] - And a surprisingly plausible Republican candidate at that!
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