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Date: 11/23/11 01:42 PM

26 Responses to Meet Doreen: Your New Reliable Babysitter [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Link: Meet Doreen: Your New Reliable Babysitter - What`s the problem? She has good references.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    this has to be a joke
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    grindinblade Male 18-29
    234 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    lol wow each point is better than the last...hygiene on request, access to pharmaceuticals lol
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    LOL - she`s somewhere between Mary Poppins and a serial killer.
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    She mispelled literacy, but spelled phamraceuticals correctly. This has to be a joke.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Hmm.... I don`t think this is real somehow :D
  7. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    Don`t be a pu$$y, this bitch looks legit!
  8. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Yes, she can put any child to sleep. The wrap sheet that goes with the mug shot above proves it.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    hygiene upon request?
  10. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    This has been everywhere. Way to be late IAB
  11. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    "Reliable access to pharmaceuticals." She knows a guy down on the corner. That`s how she can put any child to sleep.

    "literasy"

    "Great with kids." Makes you wonder what she was in for. Are you sure this isn`t a pedophile in drag?

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Joke ad, but still kinda funny...
  13. Profile photo of KixStar
    KixStar Female 18-29
    110 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Thonious: ""Great with kids." Makes you wonder what she was in for. Are you sure this isn`t a pedophile in drag?"

    Pedophiles can be female too.
  14. Profile photo of Raicuparta
    Raicuparta Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    KixStar: "Pedophiles can be female too."

    Yeah, but it is a lot more work. Male pedophiles got it easy.
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    carlsagan Male 18-29
    139 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    lol whut
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    That mugshot makes her look very reliable
  17. Profile photo of Chaosmaster
    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    "I can put any child to sleep."
    I used that same line in my hitman resume.
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    She`s 43? REALLY? Man, she`s been rode hard and put up wet way too many times.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    "I can put any child to sleep."
  20. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    great resume


    only problem is the pub hours
  21. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 11:55 pm
    Although hilarious, my wife points out that she probably means she will bathe the children instead of the hygiene being directed at her.
  22. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 1:14 am
    43? dayum Im 42 and look a good 400 years younger, damn pic looks historical as is Henry the 8th historical??
  23. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    911 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 1:27 am
    oh, that can`t be real... `s just too good to be believed. un-redact it... i need her number. she`d be great for the neighbour`s kids.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 5:17 am
    Troll much?
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    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    November 27, 2011 at 2:07 am
    ha literasy
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    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    November 27, 2011 at 2:08 am
    And HAHA xcyberdynex

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