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Date: 11/24/11 08:00 AM

14 Responses to Just Put The F*cking Turkey In The Oven

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    Link: Just Put The F*cking Turkey In The Oven - Mary Risley of San Francisco`s `Food Runners` shows you how to roast a turkey and prepare the gravy in her own style!
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7596 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Sensible advice, but if you ensure your turkey is ethically raised, free range and organic it may actually taste rather nice. She missed out bread sauce.
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    366 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 8:17 am
    Her short advice: Get your friends drunk so they dont notice the turkey is not perfect!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 8:20 am

    She starts by saying turkey is cardboard and never tastes good.
    Obviously a lunatic. Turkey is deliscious!
    I don`t think I`ll listen to her advice.

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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 9:03 am
    "40 years as a culinary professional"- I`m not sure that being the lunchroom lady really counts.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 9:25 am
    how could you compare turkey to cardboard?
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Turkey is a very poor meat. Slather it with cranberry and you`ll find it palatable.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Horsesh*t - I can make even a cheap supermarket bird juicy, tender and delectable. This broad is some kind of amateur.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    My Drunk Kitchen chick in 40 years.
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    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    that was awesome!!
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    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Deep fried turkey is okay. Otherwise, yeah; it blows dick.
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    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 1:16 am
    My aunt somehow never fails with turkey. She puts them (we have two, it`s a big family) on the giant grill in disposable tin pans. She actually does cut the legs off after they take them off and put them back in, because who wants raw turkey? Seriously, I don`t think I`ve ever had juicier turkey than at her house.
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    martha stewart, the later years.

    turkey has flavor, even plain turkey has flavor. it tastes like chicken. no really it tastes like turkey. that other person must be tasting it wrong or something.
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    Stormwolf Female 40-49
    74 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    Sooo...the secret to a well-baked turkey is well-baked guests?

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