Just Put The F*cking Turkey In The Oven

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Mary Risley of San Francisco"s "Food Runners" shows you how to roast a turkey and prepare the gravy in her own style!
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Female 74
Sooo...the secret to a well-baked turkey is well-baked guests?
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Male 526
martha stewart, the later years.

turkey has flavor, even plain turkey has flavor. it tastes like chicken. no really it tastes like turkey. that other person must be tasting it wrong or something.
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Female 803
My aunt somehow never fails with turkey. She puts them (we have two, it`s a big family) on the giant grill in disposable tin pans. She actually does cut the legs off after they take them off and put them back in, because who wants raw turkey? Seriously, I don`t think I`ve ever had juicier turkey than at her house.
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Male 141
Deep fried turkey is okay. Otherwise, yeah; it blows dick.
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Male 500
that was awesome!!
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Female 1,589
My Drunk Kitchen chick in 40 years.
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Male 1,243
Horsesh*t - I can make even a cheap supermarket bird juicy, tender and delectable. This broad is some kind of amateur.
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Male 6,737
Turkey is a very poor meat. Slather it with cranberry and you`ll find it palatable.
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Male 2,790
how could you compare turkey to cardboard?
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Male 2,756
"40 years as a culinary professional"- I`m not sure that being the lunchroom lady really counts.
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Male 38,457

She starts by saying turkey is cardboard and never tastes good.
Obviously a lunatic. Turkey is deliscious!
I don`t think I`ll listen to her advice.

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Male 389
Her short advice: Get your friends drunk so they dont notice the turkey is not perfect!
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Female 7,866
Sensible advice, but if you ensure your turkey is ethically raised, free range and organic it may actually taste rather nice. She missed out bread sauce.
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Male 20,111
Link: Just Put The F*cking Turkey In The Oven [Rate Link] - Mary Risley of San Francisco`s `Food Runners` shows you how to roast a turkey and prepare the gravy in her own style!
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