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Date: 11/18/11 03:46 PM

34 Responses to Just In Time For Xmas: A Portrait With Jesus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
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    November 18, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Link: Just In Time For Xmas: A Portrait With Jesus - Wanna know what it`s going to be like when you get to heaven? Impossible? Not anymore.
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    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    i just realized i look a lot like jesus.
  3. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3242 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    What happens if I want a picture of Jesus drawn with Jesus?
  4. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    November 18, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Either one is probably about equally accurate as a depiction of Jesus.
  5. Profile photo of meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    187 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    I might actually get a famous atheist (Richard Dawkins, Betty) and have him draw him with Jesus. It will be worth the 97$. I bet the artist won`t even realize it XD
  6. Profile photo of DethBySnuSnu
    DethBySnuSnu Male 30-39
    14 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    For an extra $50, could I get my picture with Chuck Norris instead?
  7. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    that guy on the right is jesus?
  8. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    dam, jesus let himself go
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 18, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Is it just me, or is Jesus kinda hot?
  10. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    I`d pay $100 to get a picture of me fighting Jesus.
  11. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    How come pictures of this Jesus guy always look like a steel guital player in a redneck roadhouse band?
  12. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    I`d want to have Jesus` hair be less stringy. I hate that "dirty" look. And his beard is weak. I mean, I`m not criticizing the artist`s ability. S/he is plenty good. I just don`t like the "casual hygiene" look. I wonder if I could get my portrait to have devil horns? And it would look all like we`re friends, me and clean-hair, better-beard Jesus. Yeah, I`d do that for $97!
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    Jesus is lookin` a little obese these days.
  14. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    Jesus is tripping balls
  15. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    This pictures a little more accurate. He definitely wasn`t white.
  16. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    Saw the picture and laughed. Scrolled down and saw the price and laughed harder.
  17. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    The arrogance of white Christians to presume they know what Jesus - if he wasn`t a composite personality, which is probable - looked like. What a crock.
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    Awww, one man and his chubby imaginary friend.
  19. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14622 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    Wait! Isn`t that Mohammed on the right.
  20. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    Awww, one man and his chubby imaginary friend.
    Either that or a chubby guy and his bearded imaginary friend.
  21. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    jesus would have been a brown skin jew (logically cause he lived in the middle east) not some wasp...and my mom asks me why im atheist =/
  22. Profile photo of xVegettoTGx
    xVegettoTGx Male 18-29
    180 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    See, Jesus would totally embrace Chaz Bono!
  23. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    he`s got his best derp face on..
  24. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    I want a picture with `The Dude`!!
  25. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    He looks like John Wayne Gacy
  26. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    ledzeppeloyd
    No, he would not necessarily have been a brown skinned jew. Being quite jew i hate when people say this. Yes he was jewish, but do you realize jews have and always have had a "varied" set of features. For example, King David in the bible was a redhead... and i know jews now that are redhead and blonde. That is in the genes going all the way back before Israel was a tribe and the region was full of various semitic tribes. So, logically, living in the middle east isn`t an automatic "go straight to brown" card. And i have tolerated yet another stupid statement by an atheist quoting someone else`s info without considering it in "the brain." Ok, no i didn`t tolerate. Also, i think the artist is pretty good. Don`t care for the religion, but i have seen far schittier portraits. It`s a complicated skill to perfect.
  27. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
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    November 19, 2011 at 12:18 am
    Well then Mithraela, why did the guards have to ask which one was Jesus? Judas would have described Jesus to them ahead of time but they couldn`t pick him out of a Jewish lineup. If he looked like white Jesus all Judas would have had to have said was he`s the white guy with long hair and a beard. He would have stood out like a white guy surrounded by a bunch of Middle Eastern men.
  28. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 12:25 am
    Jesus looks like a bit of a twat.
  29. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 2:52 am
    More like a portrait with a homeless dude.
  30. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 5:46 am
    Only the same as having your picture taken with Santa.
  31. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 5:56 am
    When did Jesus become a 20 year old OWSer?
  32. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    Jesus looks a bit Sandusky like in this portraiture.
  33. Profile photo of Commentator
    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    At least one of the figures in these picture will be real!
  34. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    I thought jesus was a jew . . . this guy doesn`t look like anybody in the middle east - arab or jew

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