Just In Time For Xmas: A Portrait With Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 5 years ago Misc

Wanna know what it"s going to be like when you get to heaven? Impossible? Not anymore.
There are 34 comments:
Male 766
I thought jesus was a jew . . . this guy doesn`t look like anybody in the middle east - arab or jew
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Male 270
At least one of the figures in these picture will be real!
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Male 532
Jesus looks a bit Sandusky like in this portraiture.
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Male 319
When did Jesus become a 20 year old OWSer?
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Male 2,859
Only the same as having your picture taken with Santa.
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Male 812
More like a portrait with a homeless dude.
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Male 6,737
Jesus looks like a bit of a twat.
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Male 4,283
Well then Mithraela, why did the guards have to ask which one was Jesus? Judas would have described Jesus to them ahead of time but they couldn`t pick him out of a Jewish lineup. If he looked like white Jesus all Judas would have had to have said was he`s the white guy with long hair and a beard. He would have stood out like a white guy surrounded by a bunch of Middle Eastern men.
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Female 535
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No, he would not necessarily have been a brown skinned jew. Being quite jew i hate when people say this. Yes he was jewish, but do you realize jews have and always have had a "varied" set of features. For example, King David in the bible was a redhead... and i know jews now that are redhead and blonde. That is in the genes going all the way back before Israel was a tribe and the region was full of various semitic tribes. So, logically, living in the middle east isn`t an automatic "go straight to brown" card. And i have tolerated yet another stupid statement by an atheist quoting someone else`s info without considering it in "the brain." Ok, no i didn`t tolerate. Also, i think the artist is pretty good. Don`t care for the religion, but i have seen far schittier portraits. It`s a complicated skill to perfect.
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Male 402
He looks like John Wayne Gacy
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Male 809
I want a picture with `The Dude`!!
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Male 4,793
he`s got his best derp face on..
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Male 185
See, Jesus would totally embrace Chaz Bono!
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Male 2,384
jesus would have been a brown skin jew (logically cause he lived in the middle east) not some wasp...and my mom asks me why im atheist =/
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Male 15,832
[quote]Awww, one man and his chubby imaginary friend.[/quote]
Either that or a chubby guy and his bearded imaginary friend.
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Male 14,773
Wait! Isn`t that Mohammed on the right.
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Male 14,773
Awww, one man and his chubby imaginary friend.
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Female 6,381
The arrogance of white Christians to presume they know what Jesus - if he wasn`t a composite personality, which is probable - looked like. What a crock.
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Male 976
Saw the picture and laughed. Scrolled down and saw the price and laughed harder.
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Male 4,283
This pictures a little more accurate. He definitely wasn`t white.
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Male 1,045
Jesus is tripping balls
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Male 10,440
Jesus is lookin` a little obese these days.
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Male 4,431
I`d want to have Jesus` hair be less stringy. I hate that "dirty" look. And his beard is weak. I mean, I`m not criticizing the artist`s ability. S/he is plenty good. I just don`t like the "casual hygiene" look. I wonder if I could get my portrait to have devil horns? And it would look all like we`re friends, me and clean-hair, better-beard Jesus. Yeah, I`d do that for $97!
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Male 2,628
How come pictures of this Jesus guy always look like a steel guital player in a redneck roadhouse band?
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Male 2,486
I`d pay $100 to get a picture of me fighting Jesus.
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Male 37,888

Is it just me, or is Jesus kinda hot?
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Male 391
dam, jesus let himself go
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Male 526
that guy on the right is jesus?
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Male 14
For an extra $50, could I get my picture with Chuck Norris instead?
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Male 187
I might actually get a famous atheist (Richard Dawkins, Betty) and have him draw him with Jesus. It will be worth the 97$. I bet the artist won`t even realize it XD
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Male 12,365
Either one is probably about equally accurate as a depiction of Jesus.
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Male 3,412
What happens if I want a picture of Jesus drawn with Jesus?
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Male 272
i just realized i look a lot like jesus.
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Male 2,620
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