It`s Official: Twilight Makes People Sick

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Entertainment

It made most everyone ill, what with all the sparkling, but now it"s causing seizures.
There are 30 comments:
Male 526
dude has some ugly earrings. and avatar was too exciting. i really don`t think so. probably that vat of greasy popcorn he had that finally killed him.

you would think by now - anime had the same problem 20 years ago and they fixed it, and yet you see it here...
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Female 870
This is dumb.
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Male 1,068
If I had a seizure from watching Twilight, I wouldn`t tell anyone, especially the news.
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Male 1,196
I had to read the first book for a college class. I hate my life
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Male 621
DON`T GO AND SEE A poo FILM THEN!
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Male 234
Twilight made me sick long before the movies came out.
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Female 803
@Revolutioniz, holy... ow. I just... yeah. I`m totally cool with gore but when he had to cut through his nerve it made my stomach turn.
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Female 803
That` what you get for letting your girlfriend drag you to that bovine excrement.

And seriously, The Muppets was AMAZING and everyone should go see it.
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Male 31
i love the muppets.
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Male 626
@redelle
Exactly what I was thinking. Also, ABC needs to learn there is a major difference from a movie giving you seizures and a movie making you nauseous.
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Male 911
Here is the link to the "amputation scene" in (127 Hours) i had to see it after watching this vid.
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Female 240
hmmm interesting, I work at a movie theatre, almost had a to call 911 for a girl who collapsed watching twilight.
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Female 138
have you noticed its blokes having "seizures" *inside brandons head during breaking dawn* "I love my girlfriend... but this movie is horrid... oh god why did I say yes to taking her to this... snore... Oh god this is unbearable what to do... what to do... Hmmm I know * Fakes Seizure*
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Female 9,475
"Does ABC have an interest in the Muppet Movie? They push that crap like they do."

Both are owned by Disney.
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Male 321
I con`t think "Brandon" is a he
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Female 280
LMFAO! Someone died from watching Avatar? It was a horrible movie. Graphics were ok but seriously, the plot was crap. So was the script.
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Male 7,378
Does ABC have an interest in the Muppet Movie? They push that crap like they do.
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Male 2,841
I`ve heard losing your balls can cause the very same symptoms. Coincidence?
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Female 109
I almost threw up watching it. But that was probably the king sized popcorn and the shots beforehands
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Female 676
The guy died... of over-excitement... from watching Avatar... Wtf. How sad. At least Twilight can boast being the trigger for a legitimate medical condition.
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Male 5,190
Ugh! My Gf is making me see the new one today. I`m doomed!
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Male 95
Brandon likely suffered from an acute case of Testesshrivelitis, and the shock of losing your malehood can be quite devestating. It is like this is a repeat infection in Brandon`s case, given that he clearly is affecting a hipster lifestyle. Doctors are now confirming that Brandon must have had at least two sets of testicles. Now over to Mert with Sports.
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Male 249
Brandon, man the drat up and stop watching twilight
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Male 38,455

Brandon`s "Girlfriend"... yeah, right!
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Male 2,690
This was just an advertisement for the Muppets. jklol.
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Male 203
notice the poeple that got seizures were men, maybe this isn`t a coincidence?
Me thinks someone wanted a reason to get out
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Male 1,471
Anyone else notice it was only guys getting sick?... Maybe they were looking for an out??? think about it....
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Male 1,582
If you`re going to die, it might as well be from over excitement. Avatar was really good.
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Male 4,807

So guys go to this movie too?

Now I know.

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Female 8,044
Link: It`s Official: Twilight Makes People Sick [Rate Link] - It made most everyone ill, what with all the sparkling, but now it`s causing seizures.
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