I May Not Always Eat Pizza... [Pic]

Submitted by: Bunny_Killer 5 years ago in Misc

But when I do, I bury the hell out of it with mushrooms.
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Male 5,194
[quote]I love going to Subway, where they LITERALLY have cameras trained on the line, that send video back to fra.cking corporate, so they do not put on a whole bunch at once.[/quote]

I`ve SEEN that! It`s actually to stop the EMPLOYEES from shovelling all that tasty sliced ham and turkey into their own pie-holes all day long and putting the Subway into the red ink.
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Male 4,902
Hell yeah
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Male 510
@Howler81 So true!
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Female 1,236
ha,ha. That story will have to remain unfinished.
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Female 1,236
Growing up in South Central Los Angeles, my parents would take us to the drive-in on Friday or Saturday nights. We always stopped by at the local pizza parlor (remember when they called them that?). Our pizza parlor was called "Dr, Munchies". It was manned by about 4 teenagers & 1 decrepid Italien-Mexican-American man. All of the teenagers were always high & the old man was a;ways ...old.

We would order Not a large, family-sized or extra-large pizza: we`d order a "HUGE" f
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Male 325
All about the mushrooms. You know why I like Quizno`s better than Subway? Mushrooms. Why the heck can`t subway keep mushrooms? They have a decent shelf life, and they are healthy and delicious. I could get a lot more mileage of out a sandwich with some mushrooms on that bar.

That is all.
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Male 2,513
Mmm, pizza
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Male 163
@mal_BB He`s not kidding, I work at subway and they have more cameras pointing at the line than the rest of the store. They`re also really anal about black olives, more than any other veggie.
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Male 1,674
"There was a hot young girl who worked at one of these places, and she lost her job because she would give me what I wanted."

And she should have. It`s not sanitary to do that in a restaurant. Save it for the bedroom, man.
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Male 2,376
i know where this guy is coming from. i order ham and double pineapple but they never acually put double on.. they just throw a bit more on and think wow there no way he wants more pineapple then this..
you have to basically be an non-nice individual and say i want two FULL orders of pineapple on my pizza. not just a little extra... DOUBLE..
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Male 180
I laughed so drating hard reading that. I`m stoned too.
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Male 1,231
@Commentator- really? Cameras aimed at the line in subway??
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Male 2,790
Getting high on shrooms. you`re doing it wrong.
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Male 270
I love going to Subway, where they LITERALLY have cameras trained on the line, that send video back to fra.cking corporate, so they do not put on a whole bunch at once. I like ALOT of black olives on my sub, so we stand there for a minute, I keep telling the person to keep putting on more, because they are only allowed to put like 6 on at a time. There was a hot young girl who worked at one of these places, and she lost her job because she would give me what I wanted. I couldnt believe it. I found her and took her out to dinner, we ended up living together, and she made my a sub after our first night together, it had a large amount of black olives on it!
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Male 2,034
I want a picture of said mushroom pizza.
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Male 1,468
Haha, I like the (4) mushrooms after that...
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Male 510
Mmmm, delicious.
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Male 621
J`adore les champignons :)
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Male 620
Why is it with Onions, Mushrooms, and Jalapenos, if you only order `extra`, it will never be as much as you really desired? Pizza, sausage/hotdogs, burgers, whatever.

I understand you, the employee may not care for these ingredients. But i do. |-(
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Male 184
juicy pineapple toppings
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Male 358
I bet this is a legitimate request as well, with it`s own mathematical mushroom distribution algorithm and everything.
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Male 6,737
Yuck. Pizza is not the place for `shrooms.
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Female 9,478
You could only fit 4 mushrooms on it? Not that I like mushrooms...
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Male 82
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