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Date: 11/15/11 01:38 PM

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    Bunny_Killer Male 13-17
    82 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    Link: I May Not Always Eat Pizza... - But when I do, I bury the hell out of it with mushrooms.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    November 15, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    You could only fit 4 mushrooms on it? Not that I like mushrooms...
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Yuck. Pizza is not the place for `shrooms.
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    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    I bet this is a legitimate request as well, with it`s own mathematical mushroom distribution algorithm and everything.
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    cfwestdotie Male 18-29
    184 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    juicy pineapple toppings
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Why is it with Onions, Mushrooms, and Jalapenos, if you only order `extra`, it will never be as much as you really desired? Pizza, sausage/hotdogs, burgers, whatever.

    I understand you, the employee may not care for these ingredients. But i do. |-(
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    J`adore les champignons :)
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Mmmm, delicious.
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    bliznik Male 30-39
    785 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    Haha, I like the (4) mushrooms after that...
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    I want a picture of said mushroom pizza.
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    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    I love going to Subway, where they LITERALLY have cameras trained on the line, that send video back to fra.cking corporate, so they do not put on a whole bunch at once. I like ALOT of black olives on my sub, so we stand there for a minute, I keep telling the person to keep putting on more, because they are only allowed to put like 6 on at a time. There was a hot young girl who worked at one of these places, and she lost her job because she would give me what I wanted. I couldnt believe it. I found her and took her out to dinner, we ended up living together, and she made my a sub after our first night together, it had a large amount of black olives on it!
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Getting high on shrooms. you`re doing it wrong.
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    @Commentator- really? Cameras aimed at the line in subway??
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    Viggsy Male 13-17
    180 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    I laughed so drating hard reading that. I`m stoned too.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    i know where this guy is coming from. i order ham and double pineapple but they never acually put double on.. they just throw a bit more on and think wow there no way he wants more pineapple then this..
    you have to basically be an non-nice individual and say i want two FULL orders of pineapple on my pizza. not just a little extra... DOUBLE..
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    "There was a hot young girl who worked at one of these places, and she lost her job because she would give me what I wanted."

    And she should have. It`s not sanitary to do that in a restaurant. Save it for the bedroom, man.
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    JJRed88 Male 18-29
    163 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    @mal_BB He`s not kidding, I work at subway and they have more cameras pointing at the line than the rest of the store. They`re also really anal about black olives, more than any other veggie.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    Mmm, pizza
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    Howler81 Male 30-39
    321 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    All about the mushrooms. You know why I like Quizno`s better than Subway? Mushrooms. Why the heck can`t subway keep mushrooms? They have a decent shelf life, and they are healthy and delicious. I could get a lot more mileage of out a sandwich with some mushrooms on that bar.

    That is all.
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:57 pm
    Growing up in South Central Los Angeles, my parents would take us to the drive-in on Friday or Saturday nights. We always stopped by at the local pizza parlor (remember when they called them that?). Our pizza parlor was called "Dr, Munchies". It was manned by about 4 teenagers & 1 decrepid Italien-Mexican-American man. All of the teenagers were always high & the old man was a;ways ...old.

    We would order Not a large, family-sized or extra-large pizza: we`d order a "HUGE" f
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    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    ha,ha. That story will have to remain unfinished.
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    @Howler81 So true!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:35 am
    Hell yeah
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    I love going to Subway, where they LITERALLY have cameras trained on the line, that send video back to fra.cking corporate, so they do not put on a whole bunch at once.

    I`ve SEEN that! It`s actually to stop the EMPLOYEES from shovelling all that tasty sliced ham and turkey into their own pie-holes all day long and putting the Subway into the red ink.

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