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Date: 11/08/11 09:27 AM

38 Responses to How To Get A Man`s Attention [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:08 am
    Link: How To Get A Man`s Attention - Works every time!
  2. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:35 am
    Yep so true, but handle with care please girls.
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:37 am
    You don`t actually have to touch it, just get your hand nearby, a hand on the knee will suffice.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    803 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:37 am
    I award 100 internets in honor of this simple yet effective method being shared.

    Ladies, please study hard.
  5. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:42 am
    well, that is true.
    ladies.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:50 am
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:52 am
    would blowing in it have the same effect?
  8. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Just sit on my lap, that`ll do.
  9. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:58 am
    @edana42, :|
  10. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:05 am
    Always works for me.
  11. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:06 am
    But not in a mean way, please.
  12. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Can`t argue with that. Always works on my husband
  13. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:49 am
    Show your boobs works too...
  14. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 11:00 am
    That`ll do
  15. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    I can vouch for that.
  16. Profile photo of Kilgore89
    Kilgore89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Works here.
  17. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:20 pm


    Yup.
  18. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    be around and willing, that seems to be more general
  19. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    No, IAB, you are incorrect. How about a loving conversation while gazing into your lover`s eyes telling each other how much you love them. Holding each others hands while walking under a full moonlit night on a sandy beach with the waves crashing at the shore....
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Shoot ping pong balls from your vajaajaa with sparklers attached to your nippples!**(homosexual males inverse ping pong ball method)**
  21. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    @lostinkorea

    BWUHAHAHAHA! They said a mans attention lost not the womans!!
  22. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    no, that`s how you get a girl to touch your dick...
  23. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Funny, I try that all the time and never works...
  24. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    @lostinkorea - I think something got lostintranslation there, read it again.
  25. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Pee on his shoes. That will get anyone`s attention!
  26. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    taking a page out of Cosmotopian are we?
  27. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    75 percent of the time it works 100 percent of the time
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    @ilurk

    If it`s genuinely not working, your man may be gay.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 1:49 am
    Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman`s relish, and I repulsed with vigour
  30. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 1:50 am
    lostinkorea - you read dating ad`s too much
  31. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 2:05 am
    @ilurk, does your boyfriend happen to be a former rugby player/stroke victim???
  32. Profile photo of angelo0317
    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 5:37 am
    XD hahahaha, That`s the way to do it.
  33. Profile photo of theend81
    theend81 Male 30-39
    92 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 7:23 am
    @lostinkorea ...I`m surprised you have to do all that, I thought your cats would just respond to the sound of you opening their cat-food can.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 11:24 am
    "Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman`s relish, and I repulsed with vigour"

    Still got your attention.
  35. Profile photo of Commentator
    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Simply saying "I want you inside me" works too. Women say this to me (or slight variations) and WHAMMO its time to rock and roll
  36. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    We are so simple
  37. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    What do you have with moth ball in each hand?
    - undivided attention of the moth
    Thank you, try the tofu burger.
  38. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    November 11, 2011 at 6:10 am
    Not that simple, I`ve tried it a few times, and it didn`t work every time.
    But he`s not a man, so :|

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