How To Get A Man`s Attention [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Funny

Works every time!
There are 38 comments:
Female 517
Not that simple, I`ve tried it a few times, and it didn`t work every time.
But he`s not a man, so :|
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Female 2,549
What do you have with moth ball in each hand?
- undivided attention of the moth
Thank you, try the tofu burger.
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Male 15,510
We are so simple
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Male 270
Simply saying "I want you inside me" works too. Women say this to me (or slight variations) and WHAMMO its time to rock and roll
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Male 1,920
"Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman`s relish, and I repulsed with vigour"

Still got your attention.
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Male 92
@lostinkorea ...I`m surprised you have to do all that, I thought your cats would just respond to the sound of you opening their cat-food can.
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Male 331
XD hahahaha, That`s the way to do it.
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Male 4,902
@ilurk, does your boyfriend happen to be a former rugby player/stroke victim???
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Male 13,624
lostinkorea - you read dating ad`s too much
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Male 13,624
Um, not always. I had a woman with a huge front bottom try and touch my gentleman`s relish, and I repulsed with vigour
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Male 2,688
@ilurk

If it`s genuinely not working, your man may be gay.
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Female 3,696
75 percent of the time it works 100 percent of the time
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Male 1,386
taking a page out of Cosmotopian are we?
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Male 12,365
Pee on his shoes. That will get anyone`s attention!
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Male 876
@lostinkorea - I think something got lostintranslation there, read it again.
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Female 220
Funny, I try that all the time and never works...
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Male 168
no, that`s how you get a girl to touch your dick...
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Male 14,334
@lostinkorea

BWUHAHAHAHA! They said a mans attention lost not the womans!!
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Male 14,334
Shoot ping pong balls from your vajaajaa with sparklers attached to your nippples!**(homosexual males inverse ping pong ball method)**
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Female 3,727
No, IAB, you are incorrect. How about a loving conversation while gazing into your lover`s eyes telling each other how much you love them. Holding each others hands while walking under a full moonlit night on a sandy beach with the waves crashing at the shore....
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Male 2,516
be around and willing, that seems to be more general
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Male 1,647


Yup.
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Male 194
Works here.
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Female 7,867
I can vouch for that.
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Male 2,513
That`ll do
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Male 1,569
Show your boobs works too...
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Female 843
Can`t argue with that. Always works on my husband
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Male 2,441
But not in a mean way, please.
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Male 7,378
Always works for me.
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Male 6,737
@edana42, :|
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Male 6,737
Just sit on my lap, that`ll do.
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Female 2,509
would blowing in it have the same effect?
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Male 38,511
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Male 141
well, that is true.
ladies.
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Male 1,396
I award 100 internets in honor of this simple yet effective method being shared.

Ladies, please study hard.
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Male 17,512
You don`t actually have to touch it, just get your hand nearby, a hand on the knee will suffice.
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Male 5,082
Yep so true, but handle with care please girls.
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Female 8,044
Link: How To Get A Man`s Attention [Pic] [Rate Link] - Works every time!
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