Girl Plays The Cancer Card For Date With JG-L

Submitted by: half-a-life 5 years ago Misc

Lindsey Miller, age 26, has cancer. With that, she asks Joseph Gordon-Levitt out for coffee. Isn"t this unfair to JG-L?
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Male 1
well sure... now that she lost the weight...

reply to: Wow I do not understand the hateful comments. She`s saying she related to his movie because she`s in the exact same situations as his character. She isn`t saying "I`ve got cancer, I can have whatever I want." She`s cute, he should do it.
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Male 759
Wow I do not understand the hateful comments. She`s saying she related to his movie because she`s in the exact same situations as his character. She isn`t saying "I`ve got cancer, I can have whatever I want." She`s cute, he should do it.
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Male 408
Actually the current incubus band does suck, but the older tracks they did before the bassist left were great.
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Male 319
@ I-am-evil, You`re an idiot. Also, Incubus was a great band.
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Male 2,737
I`d share half a quart of warm malt liquor in the park with her, If a blow job was included.
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Male 1,931
Most likely not terminal cancer. I mean, cancer sucks balls, but playing the cancer card really shouldn`t hold as much weight as it does. What if she had AIDs? Wouldn`t have the same effect.
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Female 243
Also it`s funny how she thinks she identifies with his character more than anyone else because she is 26. Behold everyone, the only 26 year old out there with cancer.
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Female 243
Using the cancer card sucks. I don`t understand why people use it to get girls/guys. You`re basically saying "Yes, I am desperate enough to just straight up ask you for a pity date." It`s probably different for someone that just wants to get laid but I think its just stupid. Also, I felt bad using it for stupid poo like getting out of homework. I think the most my cancer card was used was at a concert, and that wasn`t even me that was my sister trying to get the security guys to let her take her professional camera in without a press pass.
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Male 510
@incubus_inc I don`t know what it was about what you just said, but I hink you`re a douchebag.

Oh, btw, Incubus drating sucks dick. I hope you choke on seaman.
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Male 532
How about a cup of coffee for me and a cup of chemo for you?
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Male 2,855
he totally can use the "drop dead and die" card
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Male 37,888

[quote]"You should try building better relationships in the life that you lead" [/quote]
@ incubus_inc - you may find that cancer chases a whole lot of people away.
Even the ones you thought you were really close to. I hope you don`t learn it, but it`s true.





whoa! was I serious for a moment? I`m slipping... I promise
not to let that happen again! Back to being an ass for me!
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Male 4,594
She`s probably got "Cooter Cancer". If you get your dink anywhere near her, her entire vagina will plop on the floor.
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Male 5,094
That SMILE! I`m in love!
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Male 1,226
Gerry1of1
"I had to Google who `Joseph Gordon-Levitt` is.
When I found out I learned I don`t care."

You...What? I`m straight (kinda) and even I think he`s cute.
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Male 586
Don`t see what`s so bad about it. Doesn`t the "Make-A-Wish Foundation" do pretty much the same thing?
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Male 4,283
I was stricken with an acute case of the gay. I want to have coffee with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And by coffee I mean sex.
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Male 260
well luckily @gerry1of1 she wasn`t asking Joseph Gordon-Levitt to go on a date with YOU she was asking for HERSELF
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Male 977
This desperado online crap has got to stop. The internet`s ability to stem a form of communication does not change the fact that the famous are still people, and they don`t know you. You should try building better relationships in the life that you lead. That is a much better crop to harvest.
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Male 559
She`s cute, and appears (at least for the 38 seconds I`ve known her) to be balanced. If I were him, I`d do it. He has bodyguards, right?
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Male 6,737
She`s cute.
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Male 14,330
It just so happens my penis cures cancer she should hit me up.
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Male 37,888

I had to Google who `Joseph Gordon-Levitt` is.
When I found out I learned I don`t care.
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Male 254
Link: Girl Plays The Cancer Card For Date With JG-L [Rate Link] - Lindsey Miller, age 26, has cancer. With that, she asks Joseph Gordon-Levitt out for coffee. Isn`t this unfair to JG-L?
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