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Date: 11/15/11 11:11 AM

24 Responses to Girl Plays The Cancer Card For Date With JG-L

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    half-a-life Male 13-17
    254 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Link: Girl Plays The Cancer Card For Date With JG-L - Lindsey Miller, age 26, has cancer. With that, she asks Joseph Gordon-Levitt out for coffee. Isn`t this unfair to JG-L?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:25 am

    I had to Google who `Joseph Gordon-Levitt` is.
    When I found out I learned I don`t care.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:44 am
    It just so happens my penis cures cancer she should hit me up.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:47 am
    She`s cute.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:47 am
    She`s cute, and appears (at least for the 38 seconds I`ve known her) to be balanced. If I were him, I`d do it. He has bodyguards, right?
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:58 am
    This desperado online crap has got to stop. The internet`s ability to stem a form of communication does not change the fact that the famous are still people, and they don`t know you. You should try building better relationships in the life that you lead. That is a much better crop to harvest.
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    Justin9325 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:59 am
    well luckily @gerry1of1 she wasn`t asking Joseph Gordon-Levitt to go on a date with YOU she was asking for HERSELF
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 11:59 am
    I was stricken with an acute case of the gay. I want to have coffee with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And by coffee I mean sex.
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    FAKEBACON Male 18-29
    586 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Don`t see what`s so bad about it. Doesn`t the "Make-A-Wish Foundation" do pretty much the same thing?
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    November 15, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Gerry1of1
    "I had to Google who `Joseph Gordon-Levitt` is.
    When I found out I learned I don`t care."

    You...What? I`m straight (kinda) and even I think he`s cute.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    That SMILE! I`m in love!
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    She`s probably got "Cooter Cancer". If you get your dink anywhere near her, her entire vagina will plop on the floor.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    "You should try building better relationships in the life that you lead"
    @ incubus_inc - you may find that cancer chases a whole lot of people away.
    Even the ones you thought you were really close to. I hope you don`t learn it, but it`s true.





    whoa! was I serious for a moment? I`m slipping... I promise
    not to let that happen again! Back to being an ass for me!
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    he totally can use the "drop dead and die" card
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    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    How about a cup of coffee for me and a cup of chemo for you?
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    @incubus_inc I don`t know what it was about what you just said, but I hink you`re a douchebag.

    Oh, btw, Incubus drating sucks dick. I hope you choke on seaman.
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    kw112 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    Using the cancer card sucks. I don`t understand why people use it to get girls/guys. You`re basically saying "Yes, I am desperate enough to just straight up ask you for a pity date." It`s probably different for someone that just wants to get laid but I think its just stupid. Also, I felt bad using it for stupid poo like getting out of homework. I think the most my cancer card was used was at a concert, and that wasn`t even me that was my sister trying to get the security guys to let her take her professional camera in without a press pass.
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    kw112 Female 13-17
    243 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Also it`s funny how she thinks she identifies with his character more than anyone else because she is 26. Behold everyone, the only 26 year old out there with cancer.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    Most likely not terminal cancer. I mean, cancer sucks balls, but playing the cancer card really shouldn`t hold as much weight as it does. What if she had AIDs? Wouldn`t have the same effect.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 3:24 am
    I`d share half a quart of warm malt liquor in the park with her, If a blow job was included.
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    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:02 am
    @ I-am-evil, You`re an idiot. Also, Incubus was a great band.
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    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Actually the current incubus band does suck, but the older tracks they did before the bassist left were great.
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    Wow I do not understand the hateful comments. She`s saying she related to his movie because she`s in the exact same situations as his character. She isn`t saying "I`ve got cancer, I can have whatever I want." She`s cute, he should do it.
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    jusandr Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 17, 2011 at 2:11 am
    well sure... now that she lost the weight...

    reply to: Wow I do not understand the hateful comments. She`s saying she related to his movie because she`s in the exact same situations as his character. She isn`t saying "I`ve got cancer, I can have whatever I want." She`s cute, he should do it.

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