Full Version Of Minecraft Was Just Released

Submitted by: dmattm 5 years ago in Funny

NOVA!
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Male 3,147
@I-IS-BORED - Well you certainly haven`t if you`ve not heard of the boss mob (1 so far) in it or the development of adventure mode.

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Male 147
@DuckBoy87 - He just tried too hard. Any regular Minecraft player already knew what to expect, since the the final Betas and Release Candidates were out for a long time.

No. The same rule applies with previous versions. And a lot of people are reporting problems when loading 1.8 worlds. (Should be okay with posterior worlds though.)
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Male 147
@DuckBoy87 - He just tried too hard. Any regular Minecraft player already knew what to expect, since the the final Betas and Release Candidates were out for a long time.

No. The same rule applies with previous versions. And a lot of people are reporting problems when loading 1.8 worlds. (Should be okay with posterior worlds though.)
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Male 2,419
"The "game" part of the thing (boss enemies, adventure mode) is really just something to do when you are not using the toy part of this program. I been playing since early beta."

No you haven`t been playing it at all. Boss enemies? Adventure mode?...
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Male 2,419
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Male 6
LMAO!!!! that was some funny poo man!! its not apparent until you reach the end tho and he cries for his mommy lol
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Male 392
iceblack - And I`m sure they`d punch you right back. I`m sure with more success than what you`d have, as well.
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Male 23
@iceblack
Some people just don`t understand computers. They will either figure it out eventually or be left behind.
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Male 530
Okay, that became annoying real fast.
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Male 551
Why do people keep saying "It`s all blocky" or "What`s with the
low graphics? I swear I`d punch anybody in the face if they said
that in front of me

How exactly would you be able to edit the WHOLE world or build
ANYTHING you like if it wasn`t like that? Do you want to collect
particles of stone and put them together? I really don`t understand
how those people think

Also, it would be impossible to even run a game like that, literally
the game has to load, at least 500,000 blocks at any time you`re
standing, and process any changes... Think about it for a minute
people, it`s that way for practical reason AND because that`s the
beauty of it
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Male 11
ONE POINT ZERO POINT ZERO POINT ZERO POINT ZERO!!!
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Male 2,700
"I don`t get Minecraft. You build stuff and then... whut?
Ah well, I`ll go back to playing Civilization and kicking Portugues butt.


I think it makes a lot more sense if you class it as a toy rather than a game. It has a lot more in common with something like Lego than it does with videogames."

This is really the best reply to this question. The "game" part of the thing (boss enemies, adventure mode) is really just something to do when you are not using the toy part of this program. I been playing since early beta. Got my daughter into it. Amazing what the mind of a 5 year old can make!!

Beyond the program itself, the community is what really makes this game. Its kinda like the Team Fortress or Counter Strike Crowds. I cant wait to see how the Xbox version turns out.
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Male 272
I LOVE MINECRAFT! anyways this video was obviously a joke. A not funny joke, but a joke none the less. Anyone following the updates would know that the final release is a release of the polished game with all the bugs fixed and smoother code. Also, anyone that has played the game knows that not all the updates will be noticeable when you first load a new map.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I don`t get Minecraft. You build stuff and then... whut?
Ah well, I`ll go back to playing Civilization and kicking Portugues butt.[/quote]

I think it makes a lot more sense if you class it as a toy rather than a game. It has a lot more in common with something like Lego than it does with videogames.
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Male 260
the cow made it interesting
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Male 2,790
dumb video
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Male 3,425
These sorts of videos aren`t funny if you`re more than 12 years old.
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Male 928
I will apparently NEVER understand this game or anything that has to do with it.
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Male 10,855
@Crakr

Shhh! Hey man, don`t make this political!
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Male 10,855
Isn`t it 5 months too early for April fools day?

Ohw wait...

...never mind.

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Male 14,835
The video`s performance art, but fun nonetheless.
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Male 1,737
Wow, a beta being the same as the final product, you don`t say.

No poo Sherlock, that`s the point of beta testing, to make sure it works, than it gets released as is. Why would they add a bunch of untested things that could cause issues.
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Male 464
The graphics are like that on purpose. If you dislike it, theres a set of mods to counteract it.
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Male 687
i loled when he called his mom
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Male 759
Are the graphics stuck in the eighties on purpose?
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Male 147
*bored
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Male 147
@Gerry1of1
- If you are creative and love building stuff, you`ll love Minecraft.
- If you are not creative, you`ll get bother after a couple of minutes.

As simple as that.
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Male 147
@DuckBoy87 - He just tried too hard. Any regular Minecraft player already knew what to expect, since the the final Betas and Release Candidates were out for a long time.

No. The same rule applies with previous versions. And a lot of people are reporting problems when loading 1.8 worlds. (Should be okay with posterior worlds though.)
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Male 2,513
Minecraft is amazing, building stuff is so much more fulfilling than mindlessly destroying things
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Male 1,674
why on earth would iab think it`s okay to post this?
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Male 1,045
I see they didn`t fix the blocky graphics.
And the textures are still too low res.
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Male 230
"Sounds like the same guy from the "YOU BROKE THE RULLLES!" minecraft video."

It is.
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Male 3,310
This was a failed attempt at humor. Can`t tell if it`s more lame than sad or vice versa.
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Male 317
Nice wolf impression at the end there...
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Male 5,194
[quote]I don`t get Minecraft. You build stuff and then... whut? [/quote]

You build stuff! Ok, I know most people prefer to destroy stuff. Any idiot can do that, takes no brains or creativity. HOWEVER - there are a few of us that like to build stuff.
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Male 10
Sounds like the same guy from the "YOU BROKE THE RULLLES!" minecraft video.
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Male 38,511

I don`t get Minecraft. You build stuff and then... whut?
Ah well, I`ll go back to playing Civilization and kicking Portugues butt.
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Male 559
Lawl @ the people taking this seriously.
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Male 3,463
I don`t understand what he was expecting...
Unless this was a failed attempt at humor.

Does anyone know if created worlds will start updating with the updates?
I know prior updates did not effect pre-existing worlds.
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Male 1,595
@Skythe

He`s actually like that normally...
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Male 17,512
Geesh, this kid was whinier than the OWS idiots.
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Female 59
this is his best rage vid so far haha
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Male 965
Annoying, and not funny, tried too hard.
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Male 2,737
Is this chicks brain broken?
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Female 59
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