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Date: 11/24/11 03:30 PM

19 Responses to Drunk Man Jumps Fence To Play With Zoo Monkeys

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Link: Drunk Man Jumps Fence To Play With Zoo Monkeys - Of course he was drunk. Hilarity and bloody wounds ensue!
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    wow, that monkey drated him up!!
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    I was trying to decide whether they wanted to eat him or save him from drowning.
    And then he started gushing blood everywhere...
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    That monkey was kind of a dick.. He was just trying to say hi!
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    damn dirty apes
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31797 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    Awww! Look at the cute little monkies, they just want to play!
    AAAA! OMG! HEEEELLLP!

    Do not feed the monkies!
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Yeah that open wound soaking in a cesspool of monkey feces should guarantee a nice side of AIDS with that scar.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    say hello to infections
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    Sloppy1 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Its ok, That water will surely disinfect that wound.
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    brave and lonely soul at the occupy monkey cage movement. there`s bound to be some clash between protesters and monkeys
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    ...and the stupid shall be punished.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    No hilarity, just wounds....
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    lol
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 6:29 am
    That`s great teamwork. Did you see how one hung onto the other`s limb/tail/huge black schlong to it could reach out further?

    Sure beats flinging poo.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 6:50 am

    Monkeys were like "There is no way we`re letting
    an illegal alien move into our neighborhood!"
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    That could be dangerous. If that guy were to fall into a monkey preserve area in Africa, for example, some will tear your junk off to emasculate you in front of the group. Monkeys be crazy.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Leave him there.
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    November 26, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    i wanna see the gator pit.

    this guy is lucky he kept his eyes.
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    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    November 28, 2011 at 11:52 am
    monkey attack

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