Drunk Man Jumps Fence To Play With Zoo Monkeys

Submitted by: 5cats 5 years ago in Funny

Of course he was drunk. Hilarity and bloody wounds ensue!
There are 19 comments:
Male 408
monkey attack
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Male 526
i wanna see the gator pit.

this guy is lucky he kept his eyes.
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Male 3,431
Leave him there.
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Male 5,811
That could be dangerous. If that guy were to fall into a monkey preserve area in Africa, for example, some will tear your junk off to emasculate you in front of the group. Monkeys be crazy.
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Male 38,468

Monkeys were like "There is no way we`re letting
an illegal alien move into our neighborhood!"
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Male 14,832
That`s great teamwork. Did you see how one hung onto the other`s limb/tail/huge black schlong to it could reach out further?

Sure beats flinging poo.
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Male 613
lol
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Male 1,810
No hilarity, just wounds....
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Male 1,448
...and the stupid shall be punished.
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Male 1,064
brave and lonely soul at the occupy monkey cage movement. there`s bound to be some clash between protesters and monkeys
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Male 267
Its ok, That water will surely disinfect that wound.
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Male 2,199
say hello to infections
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Male 7,378
Yeah that open wound soaking in a cesspool of monkey feces should guarantee a nice side of AIDS with that scar.
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Male 37,774
Awww! Look at the cute little monkies, they just want to play!
AAAA! OMG! HEEEELLLP!

Do not feed the monkies!
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Male 2,790
damn dirty apes
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Male 1,471
That monkey was kind of a dick.. He was just trying to say hi!
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Female 795
I was trying to decide whether they wanted to eat him or save him from drowning.
And then he started gushing blood everywhere...
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Male 1,197
wow, that monkey drated him up!!
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Male 37,774
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