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Date: 11/07/11 03:35 PM

63 Responses to Douchebag Bison

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Link: Douchebag Bison - When you`re a big as a bison, you don`t have to give an F about anything.
  2. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    what is that dog doing at the end of the video near the genital area? can somebody gif that?
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 7, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    Dayum! It`s like Black Friday at Walmart!
  4. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    Isn`t that like stopping to put on your running shoes when you and a friend are running from a bear?
  5. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    this is that bisons thinking- "if the wolves eat that bison then that means they wont eat me, so sorry billy it was nice knowing you but it sucks you weren`t as big and as fast as me"
  6. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    From a David Attenborough doc :).. He`s awesome..
  7. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    I saw that move on "The Walking Dead" a couple weeks ago.
  8. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    That`s Troll Bison.
  9. Profile photo of jacksonc9999
    jacksonc9999 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    I don`t have to outrun those wolves. I just have to outrun you!
  10. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Nature`s embodiment of the phrase "you don`t have to be the fastest, just faster than the slowest guy"
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    Hey, we would all do it. Every one of you has been in a situation where you look at a friend and think;

    "I love you, but if it comes down to it, I`m tripping your ass."
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Duffy, yeah, that scene surprised me a little . But, the strange thing is, as I read your comment there was a trailer for The Walking Dead on TV. Spooky.
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    SteveHolt Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    "I told you to stay away from my wife!"
  14. Profile photo of snuffy2009
    snuffy2009 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    what an a.s.s.h.o.l.e
  15. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    "I`m Alpha male now b**** ! "
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo...
  17. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    The best part is how easily he could have trampled the pack.
    Probably easier than nailing the other bison.
  18. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    @davymid

    LOL good one
  19. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    Later the wolves slip that bison a 20.
  20. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    "Don`t worry, Dave! I`m coming to help! YEEAAAA drat! ............ just keep running."
  21. Profile photo of bigfatdynamo
    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    That bison wasn`t a douche-bag, he was cross-eyed. He was actually aiming for the pack!!!
  22. Profile photo of Spearman113
    Spearman113 Male 18-29
    209 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    Quick, someone get /b/ to hunt down that bison and post his phone number and address on the internet so we can bring him down!
  23. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Animals don`t really have a clear sense of morality based off of social standards. At that moment, all you saw was a bunch of wolves kill already dead Bob. Already dead Bob may be fighting it, but dead Bob is dead. So Steve, wanting to live for another day, decides to help the wolves with dead Bob so alive Steve can stay alive. Makes sense to me.
  24. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    This is just like that recent episode of Walking Dead when Shane shot Otis to get away from the hoard.
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    agentsarahja Female 30-39
    124 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    The dying bison was in the way so the big guy took the littler one out. Schadenfreude
  26. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    @Spearman113
    LOL well put
  27. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    This makes me a saaaad pands :(
  28. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 7:57 pm
    *panda
  29. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    Sort of like the saying, that if you`re walking in the woods and a bear chases after you. You don`t have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friend.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    Awwww. Oh well.
  31. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    it`s not douchebaggery, it`s called survival of the fittest, or in this case, smartest.
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    November 7, 2011 at 11:33 pm
    the day that Bison walked into your village, was the greatest day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday
  33. Profile photo of snakecharmer
    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:03 am
    sacrifice, sometimes a choice, this time not so much. Suck to be you slow poke!
  34. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:36 am
    I saw this on TV, it`s from BBC`s Frozen Planet series.
  35. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:27 am
    What a dick
  36. Profile photo of FuriousC
    FuriousC Male 30-39
    38 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 5:20 am
    Weeding out the weak and sickly keeps the herd healthy. Humans could use a little of this attitude in the trailer parks and gettos.........
  37. Profile photo of EvilBigHead
    EvilBigHead Male 30-39
    83 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 5:39 am
    We`ll start with FuriousC... It`s "ghettos" not "gettos."
  38. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 5:40 am
    @FuriousC

    That`s right man, becuase uhmm they don`t have strong genes err or uhmm is it intele.. wait, what does survival of the fittest select on again?
    just shut the F**k up you waste of space who the f*ck are you to decide who lives or dies?

  39. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 5:43 am
    CaptainPabst yeh i`ve thinked the same.
  40. Profile photo of Toomuchcoffe
    Toomuchcoffe Male 30-39
    43 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 7:37 am
    like a boss
  41. Profile photo of NNoamfer
    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 8:10 am
    @FuriousC, That is completely different. Some of those trailer park guys might has well be stronger, and better fit than you will ever be.

    They might has well have more children and live longer than you will.
  42. Profile photo of AvatarJohn
    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Where`s that nasty-ass honey badger when you need him?
  43. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:08 am
    Or they could have all gotten together and kicked those wolves ASSES but whatever...

    Sad video...
  44. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:24 am
    I felt so guilty laughing out loud...
  45. Profile photo of varnsen
    varnsen Male 30-39
    36 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:32 am
    A welcome antidote to `Aww of the day` type posts. The reality is that animals are twats.
  46. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:55 am
    WTF
  47. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2352 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 9:57 am
    The smaller one, we`ll call her Kim, was making the rest of humanity look bad so something was done about it. oops meant herd not humanity.
  48. Profile photo of Johnny_Blaze
    Johnny_Blaze Male 18-29
    249 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Reminds me of Shane from "Walking Dead"
  49. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:53 am
    What a flaming dbag!
  50. Profile photo of rockinclimb
    rockinclimb Male 18-29
    81 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Buffalo taste awesome. much better than cows.
  51. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    OH HERE COMES BIG BAD BISON FOR THE SAVE!

    oh.......
  52. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Psycho Crusher!!!
  53. Profile photo of Klawdyax
    Klawdyax Female 13-17
    8 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    pretty sure it was just making a sacrifice so the rest of the herd could survive
  54. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Just got off forza 4, this just reminds me of the dbags who run you off the track in that game haha
  55. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    Douchebag buffalo is a douchebag
  56. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    November 8, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    OMG. I couldn`t stop laughing! I mean, it happened mainly because that bison wanted to ensure that the rest of the herd was going to make it out alive, but lawls.
  57. Profile photo of Idlerlee2
    Idlerlee2 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 4:34 am
    That was hilarious
  58. Profile photo of unclelar
    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 6:26 am
    How the hell can you bags find this funny?How would you like to be torn apart by wolves while your still alive? I hope you all run into a pack of roaming zombies some day soon.
  59. Profile photo of MCMXCIII
    MCMXCIII Male 18-29
    356 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Umm unclelar, bison is not people.
    Besides, how can you wish a cruel death to your fellow human beings? Then you are no different, or even worse than those who laughed at this video.
  60. Profile photo of koffymasheen
    koffymasheen Female 18-29
    97 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    @unclelar

    So.. one dead bison from predators is more sad then 8 dead wolves from starvation?
  61. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    November 9, 2011 at 10:42 pm
    Oh poo
  62. Profile photo of sapling
    sapling Female 18-29
    54 posts
    November 10, 2011 at 5:53 am
    Considering the bison being being attacked in the first place was not running away or trying to defend itself, leads me to believe it would not have made it anyway. I`m not entirely sure what was up with the one bison running into the other, but MCMXCII had it right when he said, "bison is not people." People do a**hole things to each other out of malice, animals on the other hand tend to only expend energy in harming another for purposes of survival (defense, food, etc.). That second bison may have just been trying to get away from other attackers.

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