Douchebag Bison

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago in Misc

When you"re a big as a bison, you don"t have to give an F about anything.
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Female 54
Considering the bison being being attacked in the first place was not running away or trying to defend itself, leads me to believe it would not have made it anyway. I`m not entirely sure what was up with the one bison running into the other, but MCMXCII had it right when he said, "bison is not people." People do a**hole things to each other out of malice, animals on the other hand tend to only expend energy in harming another for purposes of survival (defense, food, etc.). That second bison may have just been trying to get away from other attackers.
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Female 2,549
Oh poo
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Female 97
@unclelar

So.. one dead bison from predators is more sad then 8 dead wolves from starvation?
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Male 356
Umm unclelar, bison is not people.
Besides, how can you wish a cruel death to your fellow human beings? Then you are no different, or even worse than those who laughed at this video.
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Male 119
How the hell can you bags find this funny?How would you like to be torn apart by wolves while your still alive? I hope you all run into a pack of roaming zombies some day soon.
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Male 135
That was hilarious
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Male 229
OMG. I couldn`t stop laughing! I mean, it happened mainly because that bison wanted to ensure that the rest of the herd was going to make it out alive, but lawls.
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Male 371
Douchebag buffalo is a douchebag
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Male 423
Just got off forza 4, this just reminds me of the dbags who run you off the track in that game haha
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Female 8
pretty sure it was just making a sacrifice so the rest of the herd could survive
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Male 1,051
Psycho Crusher!!!
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Male 798
OH HERE COMES BIG BAD BISON FOR THE SAVE!

oh.......
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Male 81
Buffalo taste awesome. much better than cows.
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Male 886
What a flaming dbag!
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Male 249
Reminds me of Shane from "Walking Dead"
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Female 2,509
WTF
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Male 36
A welcome antidote to `Aww of the day` type posts. The reality is that animals are twats.
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Male 1,510
I felt so guilty laughing out loud...
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Female 3,726
Or they could have all gotten together and kicked those wolves ASSES but whatever...

Sad video...
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Male 1,059
Where`s that nasty-ass honey badger when you need him?
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Male 1,216
@FuriousC, That is completely different. Some of those trailer park guys might has well be stronger, and better fit than you will ever be.

They might has well have more children and live longer than you will.
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Male 43
like a boss
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Male 5,167
CaptainPabst yeh i`ve thinked the same.
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Male 2,419
@FuriousC

That`s right man, becuase uhmm they don`t have strong genes err or uhmm is it intele.. wait, what does survival of the fittest select on again?
just shut the F**k up you waste of space who the f*ck are you to decide who lives or dies?

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Male 83
We`ll start with FuriousC... It`s "ghettos" not "gettos."
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Male 38
Weeding out the weak and sickly keeps the herd healthy. Humans could use a little of this attitude in the trailer parks and gettos.........
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Male 5,189
LOL!

He wasn`t gonna make it anyways. :/
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Male 2,332
What a dick
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Male 6,737
I saw this on TV, it`s from BBC`s Frozen Planet series.
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Male 321
sacrifice, sometimes a choice, this time not so much. Suck to be you slow poke!
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Male 414
the day that Bison walked into your village, was the greatest day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday
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Female 1,324
it`s not douchebaggery, it`s called survival of the fittest, or in this case, smartest.
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Male 4,902
Awwww. Oh well.
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Female 1,589
Sort of like the saying, that if you`re walking in the woods and a bear chases after you. You don`t have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friend.
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Female 349
*panda
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Female 349
This makes me a saaaad pands :(
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Male 1,582
@Spearman113
LOL well put
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Female 124
The dying bison was in the way so the big guy took the littler one out. Schadenfreude
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Male 1,249
This is just like that recent episode of Walking Dead when Shane shot Otis to get away from the hoard.
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Male 1,931
Animals don`t really have a clear sense of morality based off of social standards. At that moment, all you saw was a bunch of wolves kill already dead Bob. Already dead Bob may be fighting it, but dead Bob is dead. So Steve, wanting to live for another day, decides to help the wolves with dead Bob so alive Steve can stay alive. Makes sense to me.
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Male 208
Quick, someone get /b/ to hunt down that bison and post his phone number and address on the internet so we can bring him down!
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Male 259
That bison wasn`t a douche-bag, he was cross-eyed. He was actually aiming for the pack!!!
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Male 378
"Don`t worry, Dave! I`m coming to help! YEEAAAA drat! ............ just keep running."
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Male 2,033
Later the wolves slip that bison a 20.
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Male 358
@davymid

LOL good one
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Male 742
The best part is how easily he could have trampled the pack.
Probably easier than nailing the other bison.
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Male 12,138
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo...
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Female 1,134
"I`m Alpha male now b**** ! "
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Male 241
what an a.s.s.h.o.l.e
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Male 87
"I told you to stay away from my wife!"
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Male 7,834
Duffy, yeah, that scene surprised me a little [not a lot]. But, the strange thing is, as I read your comment there was a trailer for The Walking Dead on TV. Spooky.
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Male 7,834
Hey, we would all do it. Every one of you has been in [or will be in] a situation where you look at a friend and think;

"I love you, but if it comes down to it, I`m tripping your ass."
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Male 84
Nature`s embodiment of the phrase "you don`t have to be the fastest, just faster than the slowest guy"
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Male 46
I don`t have to outrun those wolves. I just have to outrun you!
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Male 7,378
That`s Troll Bison.
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Male 5,194
I saw that move on "The Walking Dead" a couple weeks ago.
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Male 1,471
From a David Attenborough doc :).. He`s awesome..
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Male 238
this is that bisons thinking- "if the wolves eat that bison then that means they wont eat me, so sorry billy it was nice knowing you but it sucks you weren`t as big and as fast as me"
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Male 2,796
Isn`t that like stopping to put on your running shoes when you and a friend are running from a bear?
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Male 39,939

Dayum! It`s like Black Friday at Walmart!
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Male 570
what is that dog doing at the end of the video near the genital area? can somebody gif that?
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Female 1,780
Link: Douchebag Bison [Rate Link] - When you`re a big as a bison, you don`t have to give an F about anything.
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