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Date: 11/16/11 08:29 AM

68 Responses to Douche Bag Takes Advantage Of Veteran`s Day

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:32 am
    Link: Douche Bag Takes Advantage Of Veteran`s Day - This fat guy dressed up as a Vet and went around his town and took advantage of Veteran`s Day offers. Let him have it.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:40 am
    This fat son of a bitch needs to be strapped with some explosives and used as a bunkerbuster dropped from a plane.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:43 am
    I`m assuming that this guy is tired of life and has some sort of death wish?
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Baseball bat to the old melon.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:45 am

    Under the Stolen Valor Act it is now a Federal Offense, punishable by up to $5,000 fine
    and six months in jail (double that if the offense involves valor awards or the
    Purple Heart), to claim VERBALLY or in WRITING, to have received any military award you did not.

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    Doorman Male 30-39
    58 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:46 am
    I am not sure what is worst.. this video or who post it.. the guy is a talker... I am sure nothing happened.. so why give credit for him?
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    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:46 am
    He obviously needs to eat less, being Fat negates all your words.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:47 am
    What a scumbag.
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    CW19872 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:49 am
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    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:51 am
    This guy should have did his research before doing all that then posting it online because its illegal, committing fraud in order to obtain goods and benefits. This is a third degree felony, fine, community service...goodjob fat guy
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:51 am
    How do you dress up like a vet when you are that fat?
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    BakedBrotato Male 18-29
    47 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:52 am
    I don`t think he`s for real. I`m getting a bit of a troll vibe from him.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:11 am
    this guy is an idiot and his teeth are yellow as drat...

    if you have a problem with being at war with people dont impersonate the people who are being made to fight...impersonate the people who are making said people fight...

    drating fat bastard...

    the only reason that im not madder is because people actually give him the free poo...CLEARLY he isnt active duty and CLEARLY he isnt a veteran...
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:19 am
    I can only pray that someone like that runs into a REAL vet who starts asking friendly questions, then becomes suspicious, then starts asking pointed questions, then confirms their suspicions, then beats the living out of that fat bastard.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2379 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:19 am
    He`s too stupid to get it.
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Even if he is trolling, this guy is so smug. So materialistic too. I hate the military, but this guy is protesting in in a wrong way, not just it`s morally wrong, but people now think that I and anybody else against war is that drating smug.

    I`d like to punch him.
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    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:28 am
    Watch his other videos. He`s definitely trolling, not that that makes him less of a douche.
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    elhowell Male 18-29
    168 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:32 am
    OMG FREE WWF wrestling??
    Free bloomin onion from outback?
    Free poo from golden corral??

    He`s such a fat lispy nerd =0
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:35 am
    On Veterans day I found myself at the shooting range helping test human head ballistic gel targets. We would happily have given this guy a job - as one of the targets!
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    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:39 am
    I suspect he`s trolling, but if not he doesn`t deserve the freedom given to him by the people he impersonates
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 10:30 am
    I don`t like the army, But i have respect for people who fought or have seen active duty. This guy although he might be trolling is crossing a line. The line of human decency, if you happen to have respect for someone becuase of what they did it`s not for him to take advantage of it. you also don`t take advantage of someone elses work or suffering. (and yess gerry, that is why i am a vegan) This guy deserves a 12 inch dick rammed up his ass, but i`m afraid he might enjoy it.
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    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 10:38 am
    He looks so disfigured.
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    ArcHammer Male 30-39
    24 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 10:55 am
    You all wish ill upon this individual. Well if he finds no fault with impersonating a vet I say lets give him the right to walk around as vet.

    Next stop Afghanistan - sing his a#$ up for a tour and let him earn the right. Maybe he will earn a medal maybe a body bag or both.

    (yes I stole that last line from a recently released FPS / bad Arkhammer)
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 10:58 am
    I hope his picture gets posted at every location in the country, where they honor our veterans, and that he`s publicly humiliated for his fraud.

    Tarring and feathering is too good for this azzhole.
    They should duct tape him to a pole and let people throw rotten vegetables at him like in the old days.
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    neojester12 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:19 am
    He`s lying... I don`t know why. But he`s lying; he doesn`t have veteran`s costumes, he didn`t get free drinks... the only truth in the video is probably that he likes the WWE haha.

    What a lonely lonely man.
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:24 am sorry, but how could anyone believe that tub o fat was recently in the service? Hell...he wouldn`t even make it into the Air Force at that bloated size.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:25 am
    It sounds and looks like he`s explaining how he kidnaps drunken women and tortures them in his secret lair.
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    ChArLi3 Male 30-39
    16 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Haha veteran of fat camp more like
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Fake N Gay
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    i know lots of fat vets who do nothin but sit on their ass and get free crap for "serving in war".. good for him
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    creyinsota Male 40-49
    1 post
    November 16, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    This fat bastard will get what is coming to him. I reported him the the Criminal Investigation Command ( What he`s bragging about is a crime. I`d like to see him serve time in Leavenworth!!
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Ohhh he wanted to see the Dubby-Dubby E for free.
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    I just wanna punch this guy in the face.

    Most places require Military ID for any sort of Military discount regardless of it being Veteran`s Day or Memorial Day, so these establishments are slightly at fault for letting him slip through.

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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    as much as i hate this propaganda/war machine/gung ho army bullpoo, this is drating sad
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    Someone kill him.

    Fat mean person.
  36. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Couldn`t deal with his glasses...
    Straighten them up man!
  37. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    I don`t believe for a minute that this guy convinced anyone he was in the military. I`ve taken dumps with more military credibility than this guy.
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    sinnedrah Female 18-29
    55 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    what an ugly fat drat, he wouldn`t last two seconds in the military. I just wanna knock his teeth out.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3877 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    i muted this piece of crap after about 22 seconds. at the very least i think he should be put in four point restraint and have REAL veterans beat him with socks full of soap bars.
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    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    OMG it`s the real Kevin Malone from the office

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    jonnyboy78 Male 30-39
    1 post
    November 16, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    You piece of poo I did serve this country and got hurt for it. If I every see you on the street I am going to show you what the ribbons and metals mean. When I beat the living daylights out of you and shove them up your ass.
  42. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Kill him. Kill him with fire.
  43. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Why would this guy brag about this?
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    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Ummm, there is a law against this... u know ... "STOLEN VALOR"...

    Should this guy not be prosecuted.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    How is it "sticking it to us" if he pretends to be something he`s not? All he`s doing is taking advantage of stuff he shouldn`t be entitled to. It sounds like any big business I`ve ever heard of.

    Sure he`s a piece of crap who thinks freedom is a right and not a privilege, but screw his views. He neds to get some glasses that aren`t all crooked and pedophile-ey looking on his fat dumb face.
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    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    If he doesn`t appreciate our democracy, then he should just go live in communist China.

    I`m all for someone shoving their medals up his ass.
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    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    Glue a pellet gun into his hands light his ass on fire while naked in any town in Afganistan
  48. Profile photo of Exhumed
    Exhumed Male 18-29
    52 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    We need idiot xenophobic douchebags in our country to fend off the ones from other countries, but anybody who signs up to take human lives to secure political and economic power for our country under the guise of defending it isn`t a person to be honored.
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    jessyfish Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    I wanna stab this fat f--k in the neck and roast him like the damn pig he is! What a douchebag!!!
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    people died so you could do that. Yo mama`s proud.
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    evomr18 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    wow. im in the army and this is just beyond messed up. i see my fellow military members dying and this tool comes along and does this. i hope someone recognizes him on the street and beats the poo outta him. fat piece of crap
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    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    Good plan.

    Screw the haters.
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    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    I would like to buy this man a shot... and a soldier with a rifle to put it right between his beady little eyes.
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    OsirisXero Male 40-49
    38 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    "We need idiot xenophobic douchebags in our country to fend off the ones from other countries, but anybody who signs up to take human lives to secure political and economic power for our country under the guise of defending it isn`t a person to be honored."

    Well "Exhumed", and every other troll out there who thinks the same thing: while you have the freedom to express how you feel (made possible by "idiots" as you describe them), you also have the option to LEAVE if you don`t like the way things are. If it wasn`t for those "idiots" out there fighting for that "political and economic power", which, by the way, has been happening quite a bit over the course of our 235-year history, but has ultimate resulted in many of the freedoms and privileges you all-too-often take for granted.
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    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    What a sad little man. Jealous of someone who receives free gifts for putting his life on the line. This man will be found beaten, maybe dead and there will be no one to blame because the soldiers who did it will alibi for each other.

    And not a drat will be given.
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    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:06 am
    This is going on 4Chan. We will find out who he is and make him hurt. Rest assured.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:54 am
    Thanks for showing your face, what a f*cking idiot.
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    LiquidFire Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:33 am
    I wish I could have the honor of killing him. And I mean that. I want to kill him. I can feel fury, anger, rage and hatred building inside me. May he pray we never cross paths. Because if we do, I will butcher him like the fat animal he is. Hell get me within 500 yards and I`ll kill him.
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    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 5:31 am
    Thats wrong. This guy should no better. He`s gonna catch it bad.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 9:04 am
    "ironic" This word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means.

    What a douche.
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    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:21 am
    I think I`d have to question whether or not a douchebag looking $h!tbird like that ever served, no matter what he` s wearing.
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    krw888 Male 50-59
    174 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    What a sad, pathetic little man.
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    wickedjester Male 30-39
    13 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    hhmmmmm I have the odd feeling that someone needs either a blanket party or perhaps just plainly put a basic training style PISS POUNDING from a vet like myself.
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    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Ya know, there`s a bigger picture to this whole military debate that people like Exhumed never seem to be able to see. They can`t see past the current wars to the true purpose of a standing military. Ya, we`re fighting an ambiguously just war, and yes there are a few idiot, xenophobic, hyper-patriotic puppy killers in our military. However, don`t think for a moment that without a standing military we wouldn`t be invaded, annexed, or colonized by China or Russia, or any combination of countries who hate the US (read: most of them)inside of ten years. These countries smile through their collective teeth at us but they aren`t the peace loving hippies the rest of the world thinks they are. You can`t just stop war. If all the militarys in the world just went away, it might last for a couple years until one guy realizes all he needs is a couple hundred guys with a couple hundred guns and he can take over the whole world.
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    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Holy cow! Just how many bloomin onions did he swindle?! Boy he sure showed us.
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    C_Frost Male 30-39
    130 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    when I read the discription I was ready to be mad. but after hearing what he had to say I just feel sorry for him. he is an idiot whose idea of living large is getting a free meal at golden coral.
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    survivalist Male 18-29
    32 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 9:35 am
    this guy is disguesting.
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    capnlumps Male 13-17
    41 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 1:00 am
    so, who wants to help me find this guy?

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