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Date: 11/14/11 08:51 AM

23 Responses to Do Not Spank Monkeys At U Of St. Andrews [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of HellRaid
    HellRaid Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Link: Do Not Spank Monkeys At U Of St. Andrews - ``Please enquire at the library helpdesk if you have any questions.`` Really?
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    pip_pip666 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 9:11 am
    hahhaha my husband went to St Andrews, its a Scottish university full of English people and I bet they were the ones responsible for this.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Don`t tell me how to live my life, I spank where I want.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36219 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 9:30 am

    1st - What kind of toilet cannot handle semen? I mean, it`s designed to handle much
    bulkier items, right?

    2nd - I was not aware there even were Professional Semen Stain Removers.
    That must be something you need a college degree in.

    C - In 600 years this is the first time they`ve had to deal with masturbating scottsmen?
    I saw Braveheart and I don`t believe that.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 9:34 am
    I have never seen a semen stain before, despite having dated welsh women.
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 9:45 am
    that looks so real!!!! (not...)
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    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 9:55 am
    This is... odd ;)

    @Gerry1of1
    1st - They talked about the bathroom floor.

    2nd - The stains will be removed by professionals. That does not mean these professionals only clean semen.

    C - My god you`re dumb...
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    Cudder Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 14, 2011 at 10:07 am
    this is more believable
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6205 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:10 am
    I don`t understand. Are we pretending we think this is real?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6205 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:12 am
    Gerry, I really feel like you have a chronic overpowering need to comment on every post regardless if you have something legitimately funny or interesting to say. No need to force it big guy.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:27 am
    My favorite part is when they say `masturbate if you`re bored` not `if you`re horny`.

    Story. Of. My. Life. Sitting at home alone on a Monday night (AGAIN), only thing on TV is a rerun of `Everybody Hates Chris`.... Sighs and thinks sh*t, I`ve got 5 minutes.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 10:57 am
    I suspect this is a joke reason for the tuition fee hike that St Andrews (along with many other UK universities) are implementing in the coming academic year - we need to raise the fees because there`s so much spunk on the floor to be cleaned off!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Wankers......
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    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    My brother had a note like this at his school, but it was because the people were clogging the showers with it...
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    "Sighs and thinks sh*t, I`ve got 5 minutes."

    If you`re a chick you can cum in 5 minutes, we need to meet. I can totally last THAT long.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 14, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    Scuzoid: Hah! 5 minutes if I`m driving... if there`s someone else involved, the process is much longer... hell I`m STILL waiting on some of those!
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:47 am
    surely this is fake? "excessive amount"?! what is going on, the wank-o-marathon?
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:50 am
    now i`m curious what the toilets look like, and why this seems to be such an inspiring place ... :-?
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 8:27 am
    That`s a lot of semen.
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    elhowell Male 18-29
    168 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    Doesn`t anyone notice, that is in the library...
    Not the dorms.
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    tiben36 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    thats kinda like the ones with the pipes
    almost the same tect, besides the dollars turned into pounds
  22. Profile photo of Ordovicia
    Ordovicia Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    If it`s MY tuition money paying for the removal of said semen, you can bet I`m having a wank in the library toilet.
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    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Turns out this is not real! Shame.

    whatdotheyknow.com /request/masturbation_notice

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