Do Not Spank Monkeys At U Of St. Andrews [Pic]

Submitted by: HellRaid 5 years ago Funny

""Please enquire at the library helpdesk if you have any questions."" Really?
There are 23 comments:
Female 795
Turns out this is not real! Shame.

whatdotheyknow.com /request/masturbation_notice
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Male 14
If it`s MY tuition money paying for the removal of said semen, you can bet I`m having a wank in the library toilet.
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Male 66
thats kinda like the ones with the pipes
almost the same tect, besides the dollars turned into pounds
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Male 168
Doesn`t anyone notice, that is in the library...
Not the dorms.
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Male 2,737
That`s a lot of semen.
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Male 1,104
now i`m curious what the toilets look like, and why this seems to be such an inspiring place ... :-?
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Male 1,104
surely this is fake? "excessive amount"?! what is going on, the wank-o-marathon?
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Female 2,674
Scuzoid: Hah! 5 minutes if I`m driving... if there`s someone else involved, the process is much longer... hell I`m STILL waiting on some of those!
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Male 1,268
"Sighs and thinks sh*t, I`ve got 5 minutes."

If you`re a chick you can cum in 5 minutes, we need to meet. I can totally last THAT long.
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Male 2,441
My brother had a note like this at his school, but it was because the people were clogging the showers with it...
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Male 14,330
Wankers......
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Male 4,290
I suspect this is a joke reason for the tuition fee hike that St Andrews (along with many other UK universities) are implementing in the coming academic year - we need to raise the fees because there`s so much spunk on the floor to be cleaned off!
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Female 2,674
My favorite part is when they say `masturbate if you`re bored` not `if you`re horny`.

Story. Of. My. Life. Sitting at home alone on a Monday night (AGAIN), only thing on TV is a rerun of `Everybody Hates Chris`.... Sighs and thinks sh*t, I`ve got 5 minutes.
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Male 7,909
Gerry, I really feel like you have a chronic overpowering need to comment on every post regardless if you have something legitimately funny or interesting to say. No need to force it big guy.
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Male 7,909
I don`t understand. Are we pretending we think this is real?
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Male 1
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Male 194
This is... odd ;)

@Gerry1of1
1st - They talked about the bathroom floor.

2nd - The stains will be removed by professionals. That does not mean these professionals only clean semen.

C - My god you`re dumb...
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Male 570
that looks so real!!!! (not...)
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Male 14,774
I have never seen a semen stain before, despite having dated welsh women.
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Male 37,888

1st - What kind of toilet cannot handle semen? I mean, it`s designed to handle much
bulkier items, right?

2nd - I was not aware there even were Professional Semen Stain Removers.
That must be something you need a college degree in.

C - In 600 years this is the first time they`ve had to deal with masturbating scottsmen?
I saw Braveheart and I don`t believe that.
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Male 1,312
Don`t tell me how to live my life, I spank where I want.
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Female 91
hahhaha my husband went to St Andrews, its a Scottish university full of English people and I bet they were the ones responsible for this.
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Male 2
Link: Do Not Spank Monkeys At U Of St. Andrews [Pic] [Rate Link] - ``Please enquire at the library helpdesk if you have any questions.`` Really?
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