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Date: 11/15/11 03:27 PM

31 Responses to Coolest Tombstone Of The Year, 1984 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Link: Coolest Tombstone Of The Year, 1984 - Nice brick, Kim.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Holy poo, really?
  3. Profile photo of JetPink
    JetPink Female 18-29
    61 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Way to go Kim!
  4. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    LOL
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Happened to me once, but it went to voice mail.
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    elhowell Male 18-29
    168 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Look at that sweet cordless/cell
  7. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    That`ll teach Kim`s family to stop taking long distance calls.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    I gave myself to Jesus!

    Now the son-of-a-bitch never calls!
  9. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Eeew! She butt-ugly!

    I bet he didn`t call for a second date!

    OR:

    Good thing it was before the internet`s video-chat, she`s f-ugly!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    It`s like that old gospell song
    "Operator! - Information!
    Get me Jesus - On the line"
  11. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    lay off the sauce fruit-loops
  12. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    I guess it was a "collect" call.
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    I like that vintage cellphone
  14. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    "I like that vintage cellphone"

    Pretty sure that is just a cordless...
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    markust: Go run back under your bridge.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    That`s why Caller ID is so awesome.
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    Rangerahab Male 18-29
    161 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Is that the woman from Poltergist?
  18. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    How sweet. I hope there is someone left who knows & loves me well enough to make sure I`m entombed, buried, freeze-dried or incinerated with such levity. Hopefully AFTER I`m dead.
  19. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    Very comedically humorous, Kim.
  20. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 1:28 am
    He got the wrong number...
  21. Profile photo of ron9776
    ron9776 Male 30-39
    2 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 3:43 am
    i want that cellphone
  22. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 6:26 am
    Seems she loved that phone. Jesus is lucky he didn`t get a busy signal.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 6:29 am
    @5cats: Spoken like a truly lonely individual. Sorry for you, man.
  24. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Jesus called and Kim answered.

    Jesus told her she had massive tumors on the right side of her head from using that phone too much. He also informed her she was going to hell because she wore two different fabrics at the same time.
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 9:41 am
    @SlothOfDoom, It`s specific to two types of fabric, wool and linen. Combining wool and linen makes "Shatnez" which according to the bible is forbidden to wear.

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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3889 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 10:00 am
    CrakrJak, thanks for calling me out. Although I believe you read my tone more negative than it was meant I was still being a backhanded dick with the second sentence. I`ve deleted the original comment and my follow-up response.

    I also apologize to the person I was talking about. It was not very nice of me to bring up something so personal. For a few months now I have been concerned that you had done what I said and I was genuinely happy to see that you hadn`t.
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    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    November 16, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    Gay
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    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 8:09 am
    That-ll teach her not to habitually answer the phone without checking caller ID , after all it could have been SATAN calling !!!
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    He`s calling from inside the house!!

    <i>o</i>
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 5:03 am
    markust123: Do my eyes deceive me? It`s an iab user being... mature.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 10:51 am
    markust123
    Male, 40-49, Western US
    538 Posts Wednesday, November 16, 2011 10:00:25 AM
    CrakrJak, thanks for calling me out. Although I believe you read my tone more negative than it was meant I was still being a backhanded dick with the second sentence. I`ve deleted the original comment and my follow-up response.

    I also apologize to the person I was talking about. It was not very nice of me to bring up something so personal. For a few months now I have been concerned that you had done what I said and I was genuinely happy to see that you hadn`t.
    ____

    Holy crap Crjk: I think there`s a bomb in your house...

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