Coolest Tombstone Of The Year, 1984 [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

Nice brick, Kim.
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markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
538 Posts Wednesday, November 16, 2011 10:00:25 AM
CrakrJak, thanks for calling me out. Although I believe you read my tone more negative than it was meant I was still being a backhanded dick with the second sentence. I`ve deleted the original comment and my follow-up response.

I also apologize to the person I was talking about. It was not very nice of me to bring up something so personal. For a few months now I have been concerned that you had done what I said and I was genuinely happy to see that you hadn`t.
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Holy crap Crjk: I think there`s a bomb in your house...
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Female 2,289
markust123: Do my eyes deceive me? It`s an iab user being... mature.
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Male 3,310
He`s calling from inside the house!!

<i>o</i>
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Male 593
That-ll teach her not to habitually answer the phone without checking caller ID , after all it could have been SATAN calling !!!
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Male 269
Gay
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Male 4,395
CrakrJak, thanks for calling me out. Although I believe you read my tone more negative than it was meant I was still being a backhanded dick with the second sentence. I`ve deleted the original comment and my follow-up response.

I also apologize to the person I was talking about. It was not very nice of me to bring up something so personal. For a few months now I have been concerned that you had done what I said and I was genuinely happy to see that you hadn`t.
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Male 1,216
@SlothOfDoom, It`s specific to two types of fabric, wool and linen. Combining wool and linen makes "Shatnez" which according to the bible is forbidden to wear.

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Male 2,033
Jesus called and Kim answered.

Jesus told her she had massive tumors on the right side of her head from using that phone too much. He also informed her she was going to hell because she wore two different fabrics at the same time.
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Male 3,364
@5cats: Spoken like a truly lonely individual. Sorry for you, man.
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Male 3,364
Seems she loved that phone. Jesus is lucky he didn`t get a busy signal.
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Male 2
i want that cellphone
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Male 2,688
He got the wrong number...
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Male 2,441
Very comedically humorous, Kim.
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Female 1,236
How sweet. I hope there is someone left who knows & loves me well enough to make sure I`m entombed, buried, freeze-dried or incinerated with such levity. Hopefully AFTER I`m dead.
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Male 161
Is that the woman from Poltergist?
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Female 4,039
That`s why Caller ID is so awesome.
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Male 17,512
markust: Go run back under your bridge.
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Male 928
"I like that vintage cellphone"

Pretty sure that is just a cordless...
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Male 15,510
I like that vintage cellphone
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Female 6,381
I guess it was a "collect" call.
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Male 292
lay off the sauce fruit-loops
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Male 38,483

It`s like that old gospell song
"Operator! - Information!
Get me Jesus - On the line"
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Male 37,794
Eeew! She butt-ugly!

I bet he didn`t call for a second date!

OR:

Good thing it was before the internet`s video-chat, she`s f-ugly!
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Male 38,483

I gave myself to Jesus!

Now the son-of-a-bitch never calls!
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Male 2,521
That`ll teach Kim`s family to stop taking long distance calls.
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Male 168
Look at that sweet cordless/cell
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Male 434
Happened to me once, but it went to voice mail.
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Male 978
LOL
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Female 61
Way to go Kim!
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Male 6,737
Holy poo, really?
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Male 1,620
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