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Date: 11/22/11 10:24 AM

33 Responses to Chuck Norris` World of Warcraft TV Commercial

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 10:05 am
    Link: Chuck Norris` World of Warcraft TV Commercial - Chunk Norris jokes commencing in 3...2...1...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 10:37 am
    Chunk Norris`s Kung Fu....
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    xerch Male 18-29
    195 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 10:46 am
    I-A-B didn`t choose to put this video here. Chuck Norris did.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 11:22 am
    why on earth does hunting imply the possibility of failure? That doesn`t even make sense...
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    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 11:53 am
    I`m confused as to which one sucks more now; Chuck Norris because he plays WoW, or WoW because Chuck Norris plays it...
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    chuck norris is a 71 year old man who probably couldnt break through a wet paper towel now. CN jokes always have, and always will be really really lame
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    Notyourday Male 18-29
    85 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Chuck Norris failed at being a hunter, all i saw was melee attacks.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    WorldOfJames
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    350 Posts Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:38:26 PM
    chuck norris is a 71 year old man who probably couldnt break through a wet paper towel now. CN jokes always have, and always will be really really lame

    u tell him that, these guys thought he was a fake, look what happened to them
    chuck norris mugged
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    @Selous that was 17 years ago.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Chuck Norris` semen cures aids
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    I don`t care how old Chuck Norris is I`m sure he could kick the Sh*t out of anyone on this thread without even breaking a sweat.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    didn`t it used to be 11 million?
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    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    Chuck Norris, he can slam a revolving door

    He can blow bubbles with beef jerkey.

    If you stab him, your knife will bleed

    And he has a grizzly bear carpet, only the bear ins`t dead, it`s afraid to move.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    There isn`t any such thing as a lesbian, just women who havn`t met chuck norris..

    Do you know what is under chuck norris`s beard....another fist..

    Chuck Norris jumped into a lake, he didnt get wet, but the lake got chuck norris..
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    How did people not give this 4 stars? Chuck Norris will hunt you down and choke you with your own intestines.
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    Rahillion Female 13-17
    11 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

    Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its
    chain and the back tire.
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    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    chuck norris` penis is so big that it has its own penis, and that penis is still bigger than your penis
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 8:22 pm
    How did people not give this 4 stars? Chuck Norris will hunt you down and choke you with your own intestines. ---------------
    Chuck Norris is old. The Chuck Norris tough guy meme is old. Not Keyboard Cat old more like War of Warcraft old. I sense a broken hip in his future.
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    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    "If you stab him, your knife will bleed

    Chuck Norris jumped into a lake, he didnt get wet, but the lake got chuck norris..

    Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its
    chain and the back tire."
    Not the only ones I laughed at, just the ones I laughed at the HARDEST.
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    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    chuck norris once opened a restaurant. all he served were knuckle sandwiches and paincakes. both of them taste like blood.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Pangaea and created the continents. :-O
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    Chaosmaster Male 30-39
    234 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    Chuck Norris isn`t dead because he is afraid of facing Bruce Lee in the Afterlife.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2345 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    ya, hes 71...no joke
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    Nihil000 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 11:19 pm
    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He just waits for 8 hours.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    November 22, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    bataleon27:"why on earth does hunting imply the possibility of failure? That doesn`t even make sense..."

    Hunting implies seeking. Chuck Norris, implies finding.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 5:56 am
    It`s nice that he has a sense of humor about himself.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 6:31 am
    Chuck Norris doesn`t read, he just stares at the book until it gives him the information he wants.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 7:39 am
    In World of Norris, the animals commit seppuku at his feet.
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    FCMXD Male 18-29
    181 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    November 23, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves.

    Chuck Norris can believe it`s not butter.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is Chuck Norris.

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