Chuck Norris` World of Warcraft TV Commercial

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Tech

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Male 3,431
Chuck Norris can win connect four in three moves.

Chuck Norris can believe it`s not butter.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is Chuck Norris.
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Male 181
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
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Male 15,408
In World of Norris, the animals commit seppuku at his feet.
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Male 5,811
Chuck Norris doesn`t read, he just stares at the book until it gives him the information he wants.
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Male 987
It`s nice that he has a sense of humor about himself.
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Male 5,189
No he`s not Chaosmaster.

You see what people forget is that was THE MOST EXPENSIVE CGI ever created...ever.
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Male 3,310
bataleon27:"why on earth does hunting imply the possibility of failure? That doesn`t even make sense..."

Hunting implies seeking. Chuck Norris, implies finding.
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Male 3,310
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He just waits for 8 hours.
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Male 3
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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2,920
ya, hes 71...no joke
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Male 234
Chuck Norris isn`t dead because he is afraid of facing Bruce Lee in the Afterlife.
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Male 2,513
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Pangaea and created the continents. :-O
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Male 767
chuck norris once opened a restaurant. all he served were knuckle sandwiches and paincakes. both of them taste like blood.
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Female 399
"If you stab him, your knife will bleed

Chuck Norris jumped into a lake, he didnt get wet, but the lake got chuck norris..

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its
chain and the back tire."
Not the only ones I laughed at, just the ones I laughed at the HARDEST.
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Male 7,378
[quote]How did people not give this 4 stars? Chuck Norris will hunt you down and choke you with your own intestines.[/quote] ---------------
Chuck Norris is old. The Chuck Norris tough guy meme is old. Not Keyboard Cat old more like War of Warcraft old. I sense a broken hip in his future.
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Male 142
chuck norris` penis is so big that it has its own penis, and that penis is still bigger than your penis
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Female 11
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its
chain and the back tire.
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Male 11,739
How did people not give this 4 stars? Chuck Norris will hunt you down and choke you with your own intestines.
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Female 1,265
There isn`t any such thing as a lesbian, just women who havn`t met chuck norris..

Do you know what is under chuck norris`s beard....another fist..

Chuck Norris jumped into a lake, he didnt get wet, but the lake got chuck norris..
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Male 371
Chuck Norris, he can slam a revolving door

He can blow bubbles with beef jerkey.

If you stab him, your knife will bleed

And he has a grizzly bear carpet, only the bear ins`t dead, it`s afraid to move.
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Male 694
didn`t it used to be 11 million?
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Male 1,586
I don`t care how old Chuck Norris is I`m sure he could kick the Sh*t out of anyone on this thread without even breaking a sweat.
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Male 1,010
Chuck Norris` semen cures aids
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Male 10,440
@Selous that was 17 years ago.
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Male 1,197
WorldOfJames
Male, 18-29, Europe
350 Posts Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:38:26 PM
chuck norris is a 71 year old man who probably couldnt break through a wet paper towel now. CN jokes always have, and always will be really really lame

u tell him that, these guys thought he was a fake, look what happened to them
chuck norris mugged
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Male 85
Chuck Norris failed at being a hunter, all i saw was melee attacks.
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Male 977
chuck norris is a 71 year old man who probably couldnt break through a wet paper towel now. CN jokes always have, and always will be really really lame
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Male 683
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Male 95
I`m confused as to which one sucks more now; Chuck Norris because he plays WoW, or WoW because Chuck Norris plays it...
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Male 1,178
why on earth does hunting imply the possibility of failure? That doesn`t even make sense...
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Male 195
I-A-B didn`t choose to put this video here. Chuck Norris did.
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Male 14,331
Chunk Norris`s Kung Fu....
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Female 8,043
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