Blind Film Critic`s Movie Review Of Twilight 4

Submitted by: benchurchill 5 years ago in Funny

Apology to Twihards... Tommy reviews "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1" and gives the review you"d think he"d give.
There are 12 comments:
Female 2,549
Twipooe is still going!?
I don`t understand it. My very intelligent, stable friends are crazy for that crap.
I am gonna write a stupid funking book and millions too, you watch.
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Male 181
I may recruit the Twilight series for a favourite drinking game my buddies and I have:

Pop in a movie (kung fu works best) and anytime something unbelievably stupid or non sequitor is done/said, you take a shot.
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Male 2,551
Not seen this review, but listened to a review from two people; one who liked the series, and one who didn`t. Both said it was a bad film. I`ve got no idea how it compares to the previous ones though, but certainly wont be seeing it.

I was told there were vampires in it though, but from the trailers I`ve not seen one, just some good looking faeries.
Time to watch this review I guess.
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Male 1,010
I saw the movie, with my brothers kids. Basically it was like watching "Glamour" for 2 hours. It totally stunk - for an adult. Kids however, like it - especially girls, naturally. It`s mostly romantic drama.

Seen through the eyes of a teenage girl Twilight is probably fantastic though.
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Male 1,178
"Of course he can`t see, his eyes are closed."

Wow, your an arsehole of unbelievable proportions.
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Female 170
LOL I love this guy<3 And he nailed it
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Male 532
@jtrebowski: "Maybe he could review "Koyaanisqatsi", "Space Odyssey 2001", "What Dreams May Come", "Star Wars", or anything in 3-d."
Finally! Someone who acknowleges `What Dreams May Come` for the steaming piece of artsy turd that it was. Holy crap, I know people who think that movie is SOOOOOO DEEP. All you need is some artsy fartsy effects and a saccharine storyline so that the same saps that repost all that melodramatic garbage on Facebook can think they`re so intelligent that only THEY really understood how great that movie was.
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Male 1,129
LOL
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Male 3,369
Maybe he could review "Koyaanisqatsi", "Space Odyssey 2001", "What Dreams May Come", "Star Wars", or anything in 3-d.
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Male 910
Nailed it.
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Male 39
He`s so sh*t, I don`t like him.
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Male 23
Link: Blind Film Critic`s Movie Review Of Twilight 4 [Rate Link] - Apology to Twihards... Tommy reviews `Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1` and gives the review you`d think he`d give.
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