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Date: 11/12/11 10:40 AM

40 Responses to Best Door To Door Salesman Ever!

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 10:01 am
    Link: Best Door To Door Salesman Ever! - Sold! This guy could sell firewood in hell!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 10:48 am
    Hmm. It`s nt working for me.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 10:51 am

    He`s distracting you while his friends go in the back door and steal your TV.
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    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 10:55 am
    ill take 46
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 10:56 am
    How could you say no to this guy xD
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Hah! Working now, he`s my hero. <3
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    356094 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Take my money, good sir.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 11:17 am
    You got water right?
    Yeah.
    Well high five, you`re qualified to use it.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Love this guy. I`m glad they bought it :)
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    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 11:43 am

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    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 11:44 am
    "your house is bigger than my whole neighborhood"
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    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Had a salesman, kinda like this guy, selling the same thing at my door last summer. Guy cleaned have my car and my front door. That alone was worth the money... least theys out working and not occupying
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    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    He`s distracting you while his friends go in the back door and steal your TV.


    HAH
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    jonathanhall Male 30-39
    24 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    this guy have a website? I`ll take two.
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    cleanergirl Female 30-39
    109 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Eh. Next link. *click*
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    MikeRotch Male 18-29
    63 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    This is great.. He`s way too pushy to be a great salesman but for something thats 36$ that actually seems like a good product? I`d absolutely give my money to this guy.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Dude is a winner plain and simply, you do a pooty job like that, and you put that much effort, creativity and originality into it? you get my money man, you just made my day.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Wow. I`ve tried door-to-door, telephone selling, event selling, this guy is... wow. Fast as hell, funny, sounds genuine.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    Now that`s a salesman.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Guy totally deserves his own comedy show.

    He could do door-to-door sales, Comedy Central style.
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    This guy is awesome
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    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    Kadinsky. I completely agree.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    needs more similes
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    he`s not as original as you think

    I had a chick come by selling the same thing, she used some of the same jokes, cleaned the same things (windows, sharpie, dirt on ground)

    don`t be fooled by the demo, the product left a very greasy residue on my windows and made the metal look weird after a few days; the only thing that I like about the product is how its safe if ingested
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    I`ve done door-to-door before and this guy beats them all.
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    He`s got moxie...
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    I`d buy it just to support him.
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    imnotthatfun Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 12, 2011 at 7:52 pm

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    This guy (or his cousin) came to my house a couple of years ago and put on this same speil. When I wouldn`t buy his over-priced cleaner (it was like $50/bottle), he got really pissed off and started acting like a giant stinking @$$hole till I closed the door on him.
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    Insanity_cow Female 18-29
    145 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    Man I`d buy anything from him.
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    ilovesean23 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    November 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    I am not even kidding, this dude has been to my house before. WTF. I wonder where this is, I live in minnesota.. it was like 2-3 years ago he was selling the SAME stuff, holy crap.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 1:39 am
    He learned selling from Eddy Murphy?
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    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 7:44 am
    Cool until you keep clicking and find other salespeople using the same lines. But who wrote them?
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 8:23 am
    Uncle Tom is a racist.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 9:20 am
    I was all "wow, this guys is good", until I read the comments. Damn you people.
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    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    What does Pee Wee Herman have to do with child endangerment? He was arrested for wanking in an adult theater, not raping anybody, that joke makes no sense and needs to be thrown out
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    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Sales men make me so uncomfortable. Yeah yeah, I get it, you think if you say a cheesy(And sometimes racist) joke fast enough, you must be good. Well, no. Its just taking up my time and you`re wasting your energy. I`m not buying your tactics and I`m not buying your expensive bottle of grease.
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    Whetski Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Cat walks by at 6:30.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    November 13, 2011 at 10:18 pm
    Reason #3 why I sometimes wish I was black.
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    winniety Female 18-29
    59 posts
    March 6, 2012 at 11:00 pm
    well done,want to learn Sales skills,door lock sold is less

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