Best Door To Door Salesman Ever!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Entertainment

Sold! This guy could sell firewood in hell!
There are 40 comments:
Female 59
well done,want to learn Sales skills,door lock sold is less
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Male 2,841
Reason #3 why I sometimes wish I was black.
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Male 9
Cat walks by at 6:30.
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Female 737
Sales men make me so uncomfortable. Yeah yeah, I get it, you think if you say a cheesy(And sometimes racist) joke fast enough, you must be good. Well, no. Its just taking up my time and you`re wasting your energy. I`m not buying your tactics and I`m not buying your expensive bottle of grease.
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Female 121
What does Pee Wee Herman have to do with child endangerment? He was arrested for wanking in an adult theater, not raping anybody, that joke makes no sense and needs to be thrown out
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Male 10,440
I was all "wow, this guys is good", until I read the comments. Damn you people.
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Male 2,737
Uncle Tom is a racist.
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Male 197
Cool until you keep clicking and find other salespeople using the same lines. But who wrote them?
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Male 1,569
He learned selling from Eddy Murphy?
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Female 109
I am not even kidding, this dude has been to my house before. WTF. I wonder where this is, I live in minnesota.. it was like 2-3 years ago he was selling the SAME stuff, holy crap.
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Female 145
Man I`d buy anything from him.
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Male 15,832
This guy (or his cousin) came to my house a couple of years ago and put on this same speil. When I wouldn`t buy his over-priced cleaner (it was like $50/bottle), he got really pissed off and started acting like a giant stinking @$$hole till I closed the door on him.
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Female 3,562
I`d buy it just to support him.
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Male 1,471
He`s got moxie...
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Male 17,512
I`ve done door-to-door before and this guy beats them all.
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Male 1,625
he`s not as original as you think

I had a chick come by selling the same thing, she used some of the same jokes, cleaned the same things (windows, sharpie, dirt on ground)

don`t be fooled by the demo, the product left a very greasy residue on my windows and made the metal look weird after a few days; the only thing that I like about the product is how its safe if ingested
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Male 694
needs more similes
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Female 249
Kadinsky. I completely agree.
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Male 249
This guy is awesome
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Male 3,482
Guy totally deserves his own comedy show.

He could do door-to-door sales, Comedy Central style.
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Male 4,746
Now that`s a salesman.
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Male 2,553
Wow. I`ve tried door-to-door, telephone selling, event selling, this guy is... wow. Fast as hell, funny, sounds genuine.
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Male 2,418
Dude is a winner plain and simply, you do a pooty job like that, and you put that much effort, creativity and originality into it? you get my money man, you just made my day.
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Male 63
This is great.. He`s way too pushy to be a great salesman but for something thats 36$ that actually seems like a good product? I`d absolutely give my money to this guy.
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Female 109
Eh. Next link. *click*
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Male 24
this guy have a website? I`ll take two.
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Male 219

He`s distracting you while his friends go in the back door and steal your TV.


HAH
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Male 244
Had a salesman, kinda like this guy, selling the same thing at my door last summer. Guy cleaned have my car and my front door. That alone was worth the money... least theys out working and not occupying
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Male 244
"your house is bigger than my whole neighborhood"
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Male 575

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Female 2,674
Love this guy. I`m glad they bought it :)
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Male 3,061
You got water right?
Yeah.
Well high five, you`re qualified to use it.
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Male 109
Take my money, good sir.
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Male 6,737
Hah! Working now, he`s my hero. <3
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Female 2,674
How could you say no to this guy xD
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Male 757
ill take 46
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Male 37,902

He`s distracting you while his friends go in the back door and steal your TV.
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Male 6,737
Hmm. It`s nt working for me.
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Female 8,044
Link: Best Door To Door Salesman Ever! [Rate Link] - Sold! This guy could sell firewood in hell!
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