Another Found Shopping List [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

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There are 31 comments:
Female 335
"The disposable razors made to shave ladies legs (the pink ones) stay sharp, three times longer than the ones marketed for men`s faces. Don`t believe me? Try your own experiment."

This is not necessarily true. My husband and I use the same model of razor. Mine last longer for the sheer fact I don`t shave as frequently, or have as coarse/dense hair.

Women`s razors are generally more expensive due to design or the formula/amount of the lubrication place on the strips.

I have sensitive, easily irritated skin. I`m not paying more for some crappy lube strip that doesn`t reduce irritation but makes it worse. I`m gonna get my man razor, and use a better shaving cream/oil.








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Male 93
thats my daisy!!!!!!
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Female 65
Ouch
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Male 1,312
@cleanergirl Ugh, just the thought grosses me out
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Male 14,835
Oh shiiiiite. That`s why my Mach 3 sometimes smells funny.
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Male 3,475
The disposable razors made to shave ladies legs (the pink ones) stay sharp, three times longer than the ones marketed for men`s faces. Don`t believe me? Try your own experiment.
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Male 4,902
@cleanergirl, shut up
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Female 109
If the hair has grown from her vulva into her vagina, I pity this woman.
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Female 1,356
ChickenFeet,
noo! don`t trust people to go near your twat with a sharp cutting implement!
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Male 4,004
I know the razor heads are disposable, but not in the same sense as a cheap single use razor.


And I was unaware there was a disposable Mach 3 at the time. I`ve been using the Fusion since I got one free in the mail.
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Male 678
Mantistador never learned to read/write cursive. That`s really sad.
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Male 15,510
Congratulations, your daughter is an Emo part 2
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Male 246
this is totally a dude`s hand writing
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Female 35
its easier having someone do your landscaping for you, *presto-chango*, no ripped flesh!
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Female 61
Uh.. one can say your doing it wrong.
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Male 290
Mantistador`s the idiot of my day.
CONGRATS MANTISTADOR!!!
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Female 1,181
mach 3`s also rip the flesh from your vagina... just sayin`...
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Male 2,688
@Mantistador

And I`d hand it back to you in even FANCIER cursive and tell you to go back to ELEMENTARY school if your dumb ass can`t read it.

And as already stated, it isn`t cursive... Just very sloppy print...
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Male 3,894
@mantistador -- That`s not cursive. It`s just messy print that occasionally flows between letters because she didn`t pick up her pen.
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Male 1,239
That`s not cursive champ.
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Male 2,199
if you gave me a list written in dratin cursive i would make you re-write it instead of trying to decipher your cryptic bullpoo attempt at fancy writing
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Male 2,229
the Gillette Fusion razor is much, much better than the mach 3
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Male 904
That`s some busted handwriting for a chick.
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Male 1,268
"there are disposable mach 3"

See, that`s the thing about razors. Two men hear "disposable mach 3" and think it`s impossible. Mach 3 = men. Disposable = women. I suppose disposable Mach 3`s could be marketed toward the justin beiber`s of the world who have to shave as infrequently as women do, but that seems like such a small market you`d naturally assume "Nah."
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Male 2,516
Disposable Mach 3`s uhm... there are disposable mach 3`s...
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Male 1,610
I hope she intends to buy two separate sponges.
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Male 1,268
"Mach 3`s are not disposable."

Hippy chick finally decides to to some landscaping, and ends up in a fight with a weedwhacker. Don`t be mad at her because she doesn`t know all razor HEADS are disposable.
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Male 4,004
Mach 3`s are not disposable.
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Male 6,737
It`s very important that razors don`t shred your vagina.
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Male 1,268
A female with handwriting that horrible BETTER be in the medical field.
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Male 1,620
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