America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

Submitted by: Englandrocks 5 years ago in Misc

Really, America? A Cherry Pumpkin Apple Pie Cake? I can hear you getting fat from here.
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Male 2,675
If I brought this to a holiday dinner ... I. Would be. A GOD!!!
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Female 2,549
WANT
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Male 5
It`s cake... but it`s pie.. BUT IT`S CAKE!!! BUT IT`S PIE!!!! *head explodes* put of sheer dam awesomeness* Portal is starting to leak into the real world.
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Female 28
This is from the porn collection Paula Deen has stashed under her mattress.
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Male 35
I just love the math here. Apparently 30% of Americans being fat means that 100% of Americans are fat. However, 23% of Brits being fat means that 0% of Brits are fat. [see the link on LemonCury`s comment] (Same could be said for any country on the list, accept Japan and Korea; 3% really could be 0% when looking at the possible margin of error).
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Female 1,380
Thanksgiving is coming up sooooon....like tomorrow....I want the recipe for that soo bad
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Male 1,104
Time for a healthy alternative!

Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake
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Male 1,104
On Spotted Dick:

"Hospital managers at Gloucestershire NHS Trust (in 2001)[4] and the catering staff at Flintshire County Council (in 2009)[5] renamed the pudding Spotted Richard on menus because of the use of the word dick in the original name, a common dysphemism for male genitalia in the English language."

Oh ignorance ... X-(
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Male 1,104
"Cake is from Europe..."

LOL, Americans are from Europe! (At least quite a few)
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Male 1,104
"People in Canada and Europe are waaay fatter..."

Uhh, no:
Obesity by country
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Male 5,094
That looks sooo good!
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Male 2,737
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Male 8,538
freddyferret-"Don`t use that snotty little bitch Taylor Swift"

I honestly don`t know if she`s snotty or not. I just know she looks good, and wanted to compare a female singer to a female singer.

Vimto-"@MeGrendel Ugly card?"

Actually, someone else brought up the `ugly card`, I just expounded on it with graphics. (At, you must admit, there`s more proof of origin about the people in my pic that the cake in Englandrock`s.)
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Male 14,331
Don`t make me bring out the....

I guess you`d be a bit jelous too if your countries best known desert was...
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Male 812
"What do you mean "fat"? I only had one piece!"
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Male 145
i would om nom nom the hell out of that cake
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Male 2,841
Iab oughta change the word fat to awesome.
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Male 6,737
On nom.
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Male 2,862
@MeGrendel Ugly card? That applies easily both ways. If you wanna have a go at us go for the `bad teeth` or `uptight` approach, they have more legitimacy. ;)
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Female 43
Yum. Looks good to me.
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Female 142
WANT... And AGAIN! WHY YOU NO POST ORIGIN???
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Male 530
If you look at some of the cakes they bake in Germany there are huge like this as well.
Just slice it into thin pieces and you have a highly original cake that doesn`t have that much impact on your health.
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Male 11,739
@MeGrendel - Don`t use that snotty little bitch Taylor Swift to represent this country. She clearly has that "I`m hot and I know it" attitude, which makes her ugly on the inside. There are plenty of truly attractive women here.
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Male 2,384
that looks beautiful
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Male 2,516
must... learn recipe...
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Male 2,516
that... looks DELICIOUS
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Male 1,104
wow, yummy! :D

oh, and i love what i-is-bored has posted. what is it?
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Male 8,538
England, this is why you`re ugly.


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Male 15,510
Sorry guys but is one of those situations when is funny because is true
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Male 2,419
England, this is why you`re fat
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Male 3,058
Oh look... another "This is why you`re fat America" post.

So original.

"Herp, derp... I found a picture of a decadent dessert, I will post it on IAB with the title "This Is Why You`re Fat America", I will be celebrated as a funny person on IAB, and I`ll zing those Americans too!!!"
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Female 519
I kinda want a slice :-0
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Male 347
WHAT THE F-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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WHAT CREATURE WAS THIS CREATED FOR!?
I WOULDN`T EVEN HAVE ONE OF THOSE DESERTS CUT IN A QUARTER!
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Male 66
i see fruit, therefore its healthy
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Male 1,195
drat yes, a cherry apple pumpkin pie cake! Jealous? I bet you are. I guess England doesn`t rock all that much if this isn`t a regular thing there, because it sure as hell is here.
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Male 934
Gimme.
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Male 594
Want.
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Male 1,071
No kidding! Hey England, why you so damn ugly!?
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Male 510
Uh, no thx.
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Male 39,908

Wow... the 1% sure have nice cakes.
I`m lucky if I get a Twinkie.
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Male 532
Okay, I get why America`s fat, but I still don`t understand why England`s so fuggin ugly.
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Male 1,810
That. looks. delicious. Just sayin`
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Male 12,138
Bet it`s good though...
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Male 8,538
Now, if those pies were Apple, Pecan and Sweet Potatoe, I`d have to agree with it being from America.

More accurately, Da South.
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Male 1,064
haha, "englandrocks"

and i thought obnoxious patriotism was a trait of the stereotypical american!
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Male 3,894
I don`t see anything that shows this came from America.
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Female 61
I don`t think their pies, just filled with pie fillings. Either way... ICK!
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Male 598
cherry, apple, and pumpkin pie? Who dares say this isnt American? i dont care where it was made, it had to be American inspired. not to mention its 3 pies in a cake. be proud of our gluttonous heratige
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Male 8,538
Okay, in the absence of a cite, and seeing as this image has nothing to denote where it came from, I call bull.

And, seeing as it was posted by `Englandrocks` who`s is a female from England, I`m going to say the predominance of the evidence points to the truth that this picture was, in fact, taken on her very own kitchen table and that she`s a porker.
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Male 60
More Bacon Strips!
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Male 187
Gross, but then again I don`t eat sweets...so, yeah.
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Male 1,610
There`s a maple lead on it. Probably Canadian.
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Male 809
Ya because you can tell that an American made it just by looking at it. Go F.u.c.k yourself A$$hole.
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Male 147
Ok, there`s a stereotype that all Americans are fat, I get that, but where in this photo is the evidence that this is American?
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Male 646
Cake is from Europe..
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Male 646
People in Canada and Europe are waaay fatter...
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Male 1,449
I agree, where the heck is the ice cream????????
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Male 483
Uhhh, where does the cake say it`s from America?
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Male 1,510
Oh wow. That`s pretty amazing.
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Female 491
Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic] [Rate Link] - Really, America? A Cherry Pumpkin Apple Pie Cake? I can hear you getting fat from here.
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