80 Foot Demons And Baby Sacrifices

Submitted by: xCYBERDYNEx 5 years ago in Funny

Dorothy Spaulding and friends share some stories of their Christian adventures.
There are 85 comments:
Female 25
I`m Christian in a way that the church would hate me.
I believe life is meant to be lived =D They`re not doing it right!
Also,whose sacrificing babies?
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Male 59
You know who was going to sacrifice a child...because GOD told him to?????? His friggin name was Abraham. And that guy is the common link between Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

Also...why is it that only Christians are the ones that see Deamons? Seems like they are getting punished. I don`t believe and I`ve never seen a single one.
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Female 4,447
I made it until about 1:20 before my brains fell out of my ears. If you`ll excuse me, I have to go staple them back in now.
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Male 17,511
yoda: There are likely hundreds of different `Christian` churches with different interpretations, no one polices belief in Christianity, so you get people like this from time to time.

What you are alluding to would be like blaming Catholics for the Jehovah Witnesses knocking on your door on Saturday mornings. Sorry, but these people aren`t `our baggage` they are adults, and the rest of us normal Christians shouldn`t be lumped in with them.
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Male 290
they should seriously be put in a psych ward. i kinda feel sorry for these peoples stupidity.
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Male 266
Christianity is so damn stupid and delusional.
Im sorry, "moderates", but this is your baggage you have to make excuses for. And don`t come with the "not TRUE christian" argument. giant demons and stuff are in the bible after all, nephylim
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Male 17,511
Commentator: At least have the common courtesy of spelling out the word Christian, instead of using `xian`, Are you afraid of the sub-word Christ or something ? Besides there is no such word as `xian` and some people may misinterpret it as the word Asian.

As for your anti-Christian diatribe, it`s false, many religious people are and have contributed to our scientific knowledge as well as the political freedoms we have today. Christianity is the largest growing religion in the world today, So your `100 year` hypothesis is likely incorrect.
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Male 270
Xians marginalize themselves, while this may not be indicative of their entire population, ALL of them believe that some guy rose from the dead after his dad (who is supposedly all powerful) let him die on the cross, this was to wash away the "sins" of all humanity, which started when a naked woman wanted to have some freedom and listened to a dragon.

One thing I will say, Xian mythology is useful for movies and computer games, without it we would not have Diablo games nor the freaky movies like "The Exorcism of Emily Rose".

I do not think that balances the books on 2000 years of hurting the West, holding back its progress and then sending out missionaries to screw up the rest of the world.

Xianity does not have another 100 years left in its current form, humanity is moving beyond authoritarian forms of religious worship.
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Male 17,511
Indeed the bible does mention demons, that Christians have the power to cast them away. If this was a true story she shouldn`t have been afraid running around her car like Benny Hill.

She shouldn`t be afraid of jack-o-lanterns, costumes or anything else like that either. She`s teaching fear and that is not Christian.

"..Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for thou art with me.."
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Male 1,810
*Yawn* this show is as representative of Christianity as Billy the Exterminator is of the pest control business. Feel good to bash Christians ?? Ask yourself why, maybe. Oh, and once again Gerry has the best post on the thread !! 10/10
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Female 399
Isn`t Halloween a creation of Christianity to overshadow Samhain?
"Isn`t Christmas a pagan holiday?"
Are you fcking kidding me?
THAT WAS YULE GUYS WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
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Male 195
You can`t Christianize Pornography???? What about Sexy nuns?????

drat ladies ...
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Male 559
She was under the impression that a 2 story home is 40 feet, when it is actually close to what the other woman estimated--25 feet. So, I guess if she was mistaking 25 feet for 40 feet, the demons were only 50 feet tall. That`s not nearly as impressive.
Also--the reason you don`t see crazy atheists as often is because atheism it typically born from a scientific base. Whether or not there is a god, any time someone approaches an issue from the scientific method, it sounds, at best, haughty, but certainly not crazy.
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Male 39,893

Wait, I`m confused about the 80 foot demon.
Was the demon 80 feet tall or did it have 80 feet.
`Cause that`s not a demon, it`s a centipede.
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Male 508
I can just picture the christian debate here, "Yawn more christian mocking".
Well, there would be more videos mocking atheists but unfortunately there just aren`t that many of these vids out there.
Why do we mock christians you ask? Because christianity is just such fertile ground for the crazy that`s why.
Crazy going slowly am I 6-5-4-3-2-1 switch.
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Male 1,735
LIES, Hefty bags contain all EVIL, have you never seen their ads.
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Male 10,855
Is this the demon they saw?
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Male 6,737
I keep watching this, it`s hilarious!
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Male 1,051
4 star`d for country megaman music.
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Male 2,552
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Male 39,893
That woman is stupid. Her god is stupid. He can`t do schitt to me. He`s just so...
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Male 2,669
Ooooh eighty-foot demons! Somebody call the 900 foot tall Jesus that idiot Pat Roberston saw!

It`s STOMPIN` TIME!

Religious people are hilarious, except when they vote. Then it`s just tragic.
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Male 1,598
Good thing they`re fighting the important issues in the world, like people who carve faces into gourds. Evil incarnate, right there.
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Male 1,016
this woman is a chronic complainer, she has found a field in which she could lay all the blame, she can complain till she pees herself with joy and have no worries!!!
She is still freaking crazy....I don`t hate you because you are a christian ...I dislike you because you are annoying,judgmental, condescending ,and OH OH so ill informed!!!
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Male 296
ding dong dingier than a door bell
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Male 237
If you believe that you get what you give and you believe passionately in sowing your seeds, I guess you like cum in your face then ;)
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Male 237
WTF? 80ft Demons? Nah, it was just me, I love scaring nutjobs like this.
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Male 93
per the final message, there are instances of ritual human satanic sacrifice in the US. Here`s training video on it. At some points in the past 30ish years the reports of such activity were far overblown, so now murders are just reported as murders.

The rest of the video is bunk, obviously. They`re just preying on ignorant Christians trying to get money out of them. This isn`t Christianity, just scam artists.
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Male 3
Wow, i made an account just to comment on this. No intention to flame the USA or anything, but really the posts about religion (usually christian) are really astonishing. The amount of ignorance those people show about Christianity is stupidly high.
Over here (Greece) even old-uneducated people understand things better. Religion fanatics as well seem to understand things better that those people. I have to say I actually pity people like this for the amount of ignorance.
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Female 856
Bloody Hell! She has the emotional growth of a 5 year old.
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Male 50
The 80ft demons skit sound like something from Lamb by Christopher Moore. Either that or she`s been watching Godzilla on a frigload of acid. :)

She`d be a laugh at parties.
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Male 2,085
They are nuts to be sure, but at least they are not decapitating non-believers in the name of allah.
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Male 1,569

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Male 314
Hahaha, of course her church is in Florida.
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Male 45
Well this is just making all my baby sacrificing look silly.
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Male 2,033
IAMA 80 foot demon full of hatred and empty void (somehow). AMA.
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Male 12,138
By all means, if you can find some content which amusingly insults some other group which will relieve the boredom, go ahead and submit it.

This particular link is a mental moonbat who happens to be a Christian. It`s one of our fertile grounds. That`s not saying that all Christians are mental, rather that much of our mental content comes from Christians.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Making fun of Christians again are we? Yawn. [/quote]
Boredhero78, I think you`re somewhat missing the point. We make fun of crazy people, because we`re Bored. This mentalist happens to be Christian. In case you hadn`t noticed, we also make fun of fat Americans, gay diving European soccer players, Occupy Wall Street 99%ers, hipsters, people with crap tattoos, gingers, drunk swearing Irishmen, black people with bootleg fireworks, Asians of all kinds (ususally deepening the insult by getting the Asian country in question wrong), nerds, dweebs, libtards, republitards, hook-hangers etc etc.

IAB is an equal-opportunity insulter.
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Male 39,893

Baby sacrifices?
Given a choice ONLY between killing it or letter her raise the child... get my gun.
Any child raised by her would have to turn out to be Carrie or a serial killer or something.
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Male 486
That`s the exasperatedest I`ve ever seen Picard!
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Male 934
MEGAMAN 3 MUSIC FTW!!!!!!!
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Male 570
OMG that`s every christian that ever existed!!!!
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Male 5
I got confused and was pretty sure this was a Republican nominee convention.
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Male 2,384
and my mom asks me why im an atheist
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Female 359
Oh my God LOL
I can only laugh cause if I actually was to take this seriously I would face-palm myself to death.
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Male 15,510
This just shows their twisted imagination
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Male 230
" Did anyone else see the hypocrisy in this video? She gets through saying that its not ok to even dress up on for halloween as biblical characters then a few minutes later the lady in the middle admits christmas is a pagan holiday but it`s ok for her to decorate her christmas tree(a pagan ritual if im not mistaken) because it`s about Jesus. wow... just wow "

She also said a few minutes after saying not to dress up for Halloween, that a church was running a haunt house or hell house and the church members dressed up as demons and jesus.
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Male 230
These ladies don`t seem to make it out of the kitchen that much.
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Female 674
I`m decorating my apartment tenfold next Halloween! I looovee Halloween.
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Male 15,261
Christians, please keep publishing stuff like this, it helps our case. I bet at least a hundred christians were saved by that video and have gone on to live content lives as atheists.
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Male 108
Making fun of Christians again are we? Yawn. It`s the same kinda crap each day on this website; poor excusses for religious people being made fun of by people who think they`re better than everyone becasue they think a little differently and hold their values in different places. Grow up people.
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Female 6,381
80 foot demons chased them around the car! And them with a green garbie containing a cursed object! Wow!

How drunk or mentally ill do you have to be to believe this kind of thing?
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Male 3,060
they`re almost as scary as jan crouch

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Male 14
I must say that I agree with Captain Picard
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Male 493
When she said "high in the sky" early on I at first thought she was talking about her sobriety instead of the demons.

Seriously lady, stop dropping the acid right after church.
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Male 27
Did anyone else see the hypocrisy in this video? She gets through saying that its not ok to even dress up on for halloween as biblical characters then a few minutes later the lady in the middle admits christmas is a pagan holiday but it`s ok for her to decorate her christmas tree(a pagan ritual if im not mistaken) because it`s about Jesus. wow... just wow
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Male 2,229
weird
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Male 3,310
@Gerry1of1

You might want to check that carefully. If you facepalmed hard enough to put stigmata on your hand there might be a money making opportunity.
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Male 3,310
This is nuts. Look at all the evil in the world perpetuated by real flesh and blood people. Then look at all the other evil going on. You can`t because there isn`t any more evil than a human being. Quit making poo up! Humans are the source of all evil. And the cure.
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Male 39,893

I facepalmed so hard I bruised my forehead.
These people are allowed to vote?
To raise children?
I just facepalmed again!


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Female 57
@Anzac you are right on point!

If I was trying to stop people from becoming a christian I would do and say all these things because any rational person would run screaming.
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Male 64
OK, thats it, you can no longer call me a christian
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Male 5
Is the opening song from mega man? haha
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Male 312
seems legit
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Male 1,313
That dude lives off of drinking his own seeds... let`s see another face palming Captain Picard.
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Male 30
*Facepalm* doesn`t even begin to express my reaction to this crap. I loved it when the older one talked about vandalizing other peoples propety and it being ok...LOL....I`m Christian, but all I can say is "Jesus tap dancing Christ!" WTF!
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Male 4,431
@faustsshadow: Do you think it`s possible that the bashing is because Christians are the ones trying to change the way we ALL live (here in the US, anyway)? Note the MS "personhood" crud yesterday, or the anti-gay marriage, etc. As Ruffiana mentions, it`s not like other religions are out there attempting to rewrite the history of the country or change laws that affect ALL of us just because they believe a certain way. That`s all on Christians.

I`m an equal-opportunity basher. You come at me, my rights, I`ll hit back, and sometimes with insults, regardless of what book your dogma comes from. But, I`ll also defend your right to worship as you see fit, in whatever way you want, provided you keep your beliefs out of MY life.
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Male 551
The editing was pure win!
Simple and classic, loved it!
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Male 2,516
loved the sound effects
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Male 4
I`m just glad Rossanne Barr is finding work.
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Female 1,242
That was a bunch of word salad..like watching 2 alzhiemers patients talk back and forth to each other, I lost her after the nonsense about the 80 foot demon...was she describing a balrog?? LOL..
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Male 68
@ faustsshadow at I-A-B all religions are open to be bashed as well as the non-religion of atheism.
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Male 535
...uh...

ok.

Righty-o

This is kinda mad... Not really sure what to do with it - but it`s definitely not in line with most Christian beliefs...
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Male 100
What the drat are these fools?
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Male 506
@faustsshadow, I think it`s because the Christians tend to be more vocal about putting their beliefs out there as universal truth that everyone should adopt.

Don`t hear too many stories about Buddists insisting that schools teach their creation myths in school along-side with evolution.
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Male 135
so when the 80 foot demons came she went over there and over there and over there and over there?
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Male 1,471

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Male 37
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAa oh lordy lordy Save thy soul now i repent i repent! .....zzzzzzz bored
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Male 506
I was raised in a conservative, Christian family...but now that I`m out on my own and know more about the origins of some of our holidays I couldn`t for the life of me explain why Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny is okay, but Jack-o-lanterns are not.
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Male 6,227
"They actually have women that breed babies to be sacrificed on Halloween night." Well, ya learn somethin` new every day!
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Male 148
my head hurts now
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Male 6,737
Jesus Christ.

(Irony, right?)
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Male 3,619
the scariest part is that this wouldnt be on the air if no one whatched it
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Male 629
I`m Christian. I accept the atonement of Jesus Christ. I accept that the bible is the word of God. (I understand some of it to be literal and some of it to be figurative.)

I don`t like how it seems okay to Christian bash, but most other religious beliefs are sacrosanct.

That being said, she sounded bat-poo crazy. Yikes.
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Male 4,902
Link: 80 Foot Demons And Baby Sacrifices [Rate Link] - Dorothy Spaulding and friends share some stories of their Christian adventures.
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