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Date: 10/20/11 03:47 PM

42 Responses to Your Daughter Will Not Be In School Today [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Link: Your Daughter Will Not Be In School Today - I wonder if this tactic is effective if I don`t feel like going into the office tomorrow.
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    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    Yeah...If I had tried that when I was in school my parents would have dragged me out of bed and made me go anyway.
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    Mini23 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    That is very very sad. Who the hell posts this?
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    whats with the random captial Y
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Ah... 7th grade. Good times.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    felt that way all through childhood; knew i couldn`t articulate it though.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    She even scribbled out the love heart. lol
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    boo hoo
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    aaaa, her first period
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    "aaaa, her first period"

    yep
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Bucket of ice water.
    Then... drag the sniveling little bitch out the door by her hair.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Fair enough. And if you don`t feel like going to the office tomorrow, don`t. Nobody should force you to do anything unless you`ve been violent of caused harm.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    probably made out with football team and they didn`t call her....
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    "Bucket of ice water.
    Then... drag the sniveling little bitch out the door by her hair."

    Or the parents could be parents, butt into her business and find out what would make their child desire death.

    A little caring goes a long way.
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    @Ajikan

    Nice philosophy, but that doesn`t apply to everything. TSA scanning, compulsory auto insurance, required drug tests...the list goes on and on
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:43 pm
    Congrats, your daughter is an emo
  17. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    "Congrats, your daughter is an emo "

    Or she is the fat kid... it could go either way.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    @Angelmassb all daughters are emo at least for a time...

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    "all daughters are emo at least for a time.."

    Isn`t that what a woman is? Overly emotional responses contained within a sexy body?
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    nokrull Male 18-29
    24 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    who the heck signs a letter "your daughter"?
  21. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    Fly her to Africa for a month
  22. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    It`s called that time of the month.
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    "Congrats, your daughter is an emo "

    "Or she is the fat kid... it could go either way."

    Or she`s both.......
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 10:01 pm
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    looks like you have a case of being a little bitch, im prescribing a heavy dose of man the drat up
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 1:33 am
    looks like the usual note I leave around. only replace "school" with "work".
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 1:35 am
    @I-IS-BORED- LOL
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 2:02 am
    That was me except my notes were much longer and contained a will.

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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 6:02 am
    Does the red blotch at the bottom mean it`s her time of the month?

    /ducks
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    Mysterycat00 Male 30-39
    75 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 6:06 am
    LOLOL! I once was having a LOT of trouble in 7th Grade. Bad grades and such. They wanted to keep me back or put me in remedial classes. I shut myself in my room with a note on my door that said "Nobody talk to me. I`m too much of a degenerate!" Funny I was FAILING English, but could use and spell the word "Degenerate" correctly at age 12!
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 6:37 am
    Good thing she didn`t have to milk cows before she went to school.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 8:35 am
    Time to take the hinges off the door.
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    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 8:44 am
    ha people like this irritate me
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    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 9:51 am
    I would`ve put a padlock on the outside.
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    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 10:04 am
    This is what happens when we stop spanking kids. I got my butt whooped as a child and freely admit that I deserved every one of them, plus some I never got. I was a pretty heinous teenager too, but if I`d stuck a sign on my door like that, my mother would have dragged me to school kicking and screaming.
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 11:19 am
    What if she is being bullied or harassed at school, which would be why she hates everyone? She could just be a over dramatic kid or not and something else is going on. We can`t just right her off as a kid that needs a beating or imply that she is lazy, I mean didn`t we all have those days in school at least a couple?
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    sammasuma Male 18-29
    4 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    sounds like someone started their period? >.>
  38. Profile photo of cher-boy
    cher-boy Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    "sounds like someone started their period? >.>"

    Do you think that`s what she wrote the sign with.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Apparently it`s a heavy flow day. It dripped on the paper and is written in it.
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    Zymotical Male 18-29
    198 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    It doesn`t get better.
  41. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    October 22, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    If only I had thought of threatening Suicide to get out of School.
  42. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 22, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    This made me laugh hard. My mother would`ve gone in there and dumped a pitcher of water on me.

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