Your Daughter Will Not Be In School Today [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 6 years ago in Funny

I wonder if this tactic is effective if I don"t feel like going into the office tomorrow.
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Female 535
This made me laugh hard. My mother would`ve gone in there and dumped a pitcher of water on me.
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Male 230
If only I had thought of threatening Suicide to get out of School.
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Male 197
It doesn`t get better.
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Male 3,060
Apparently it`s a heavy flow day. It dripped on the paper and is written in it.
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Male 63
"sounds like someone started their period? >.>"

Do you think that`s what she wrote the sign with.
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Male 4
sounds like someone started their period? >.>
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Female 408
What if she is being bullied or harassed at school, which would be why she hates everyone? She could just be a over dramatic kid or not and something else is going on. We can`t just right her off as a kid that needs a beating or imply that she is lazy, I mean didn`t we all have those days in school at least a couple?
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Female 120
This is what happens when we stop spanking kids. I got my butt whooped as a child and freely admit that I deserved every one of them, plus some I never got. I was a pretty heinous teenager too, but if I`d stuck a sign on my door like that, my mother would have dragged me to school kicking and screaming.
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Male 169
I would`ve put a padlock on the outside.
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Male 231
ha people like this irritate me
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Male 3,310
Time to take the hinges off the door.
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Male 3,477
Good thing she didn`t have to milk cows before she went to school.
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Male 75
LOLOL! I once was having a LOT of trouble in 7th Grade. Bad grades and such. They wanted to keep me back or put me in remedial classes. I shut myself in my room with a note on my door that said "Nobody talk to me. I`m too much of a degenerate!" Funny I was FAILING English, but could use and spell the word "Degenerate" correctly at age 12!
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Male 2,862
Does the red blotch at the bottom mean it`s her time of the month?

/ducks
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Female 2,289
That was me except my notes were much longer and contained a will.

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Male 249
@I-IS-BORED- LOL
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Male 414
looks like the usual note I leave around. only replace "school" with "work".
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Male 2,384
looks like you have a case of being a little bitch, im prescribing a heavy dose of man the drat up
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Male 2,419
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Male 570
"Congrats, your daughter is an emo "

"Or she is the fat kid... it could go either way."

Or she`s both.......
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Male 2,841
It`s called that time of the month.
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Male 542
Fly her to Africa for a month
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Male 30
who the heck signs a letter "your daughter"?
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Male 4,004
"all daughters are emo at least for a time.."

Isn`t that what a woman is? Overly emotional responses contained within a sexy body?
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Male 1,793
@Angelmassb all daughters are emo at least for a time...

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Male 4,793
"Congrats, your daughter is an emo "

Or she is the fat kid... it could go either way.
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Male 15,510
Congrats, your daughter is an emo
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Male 1,064
@Ajikan

Nice philosophy, but that doesn`t apply to everything. TSA scanning, compulsory auto insurance, required drug tests...the list goes on and on
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Male 2,700
"Bucket of ice water.
Then... drag the sniveling little bitch out the door by her hair."

Or the parents could be parents, butt into her business and find out what would make their child desire death.

A little caring goes a long way.
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Male 1,793
probably made out with football team and they didn`t call her....
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Male 1,526
Fair enough. And if you don`t feel like going to the office tomorrow, don`t. Nobody should force you to do anything unless you`ve been violent of caused harm.
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Male 2,436
Bucket of ice water.
Then... drag the sniveling little bitch out the door by her hair.
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Male 688
"aaaa, her first period"

yep
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Male 2,855
aaaa, her first period
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Male 771
boo hoo
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Male 25,416
She even scribbled out the love heart. lol
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Female 4,084
felt that way all through childhood; knew i couldn`t articulate it though.
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Female 2,674
Ah... 7th grade. Good times.
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Male 721
whats with the random captial Y
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Female 11
That is very very sad. Who the hell posts this?
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Male 346
Yeah...If I had tried that when I was in school my parents would have dragged me out of bed and made me go anyway.
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Female 353
Link: Your Daughter Will Not Be In School Today [Pic] [Rate Link] - I wonder if this tactic is effective if I don`t feel like going into the office tomorrow.
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