Yahoo Answers! The Future Is Gonna Suck [Pic]

Submitted by: MidoriBug 5 years ago in Misc

You are not your Facebook page.
There are 37 comments:
Male 2,592
I`ve got somewhere around -89 friends.. which means I`m in debt to facebook somehow, and their demands are quite harsh and persistent.
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Female 3,696
My friends list? Why...it`s over 9000. Why do you ask?
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Male 2,513
Who...

cares
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Male 4,902
great answer
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Female 854
I have 69 friends. I could easily remove 10 or 15 (hell maybe more) of them and not even care.
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Male 68
I have real and invisible friends, that plus the voices in my head is quite enough. I hate facebook.
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Male 137
"How many of your 210 facebook friends would come to help you change a flat tire?"

You shouldn`t need help changing a flat tire.
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Male 2,796
Yeah, well haters... I am a military man, displaced from my family for over 15 years. Every three years, after I have made friends in an area, I have to move away... or I may get deployed like in the past. Either way, Facebook has been an invaluable tool to help me stay in touch with the 75 friends and family I care about in my life. So drat off with your opinions...
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Female 3,727
I agree with you to a certain extent Gerry. For all those that are close to your family and friends I am not sure why you all use FB so much. I started using it when I first moved overseas about 9 years ago and have used it off and on. But now, my job is actually using it as a communication device for our military community. In that instance, I can see....everyone else...get off your couch and pick up your phone if you have something to tell someone! Just saying....
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Male 6,737
I have ~65 I think? But they`re all friends. Real ones.
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Male 987
How many of your 210 facebook friends would come to help you change a flat tire?
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Male 414
having 1299 friends means you are uber kewl. You don`t have to know anyone..but
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Male 1,083
liek oh my gawd he only has 210ish friends? WHAT A LOOSER! he not even reech 4000! hahahahahaahaha! he must be a loaner!
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Male 4,014
You don`t have to try something to know it isn`t for you. I`ve never tried heroin, but I know it is for stupid people based on its effect on others.

At the same time, hey, its a harmless diversion to a point. Heroin, that is. Facebook is stupid.
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Male 4,014
"i`m sure this isn`t what the inventors, whoever they may really be, meant facebook to be used for."

No one is on facebook unless they WANT to get spied on. I think the makers of facebook knew exactly what they were doing - people are vain and love to know people are looking at them. Its called fricken FACEbook - your face is the first thing other humans see. It is what you show to the world. You don`t have to show your face unless you want to.

I don`t facebook either, never have, in case my cynicism didn`t already give that away.
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Male 771
people are idiots, so yes
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Female 4,359
who gives a flying f uck?
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Male 27
Yes
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Male 15,510
INDEED
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Male 914
I have 125 friends and I couldn`t give two shîts who sees my list.
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Male 1,448
How about going into the real world and make read friends??????
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Male 486
"210-ish?" What an odd combination of estimation and precision.
"200-ish" is acceptable. "Around 200" is better.
"210-ish" tells me this person probably has between 205-209 friends and sees this figure as significantly better than 200.
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Male 361
True comment :P
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Female 2,764
@Gortrok- I`ve tried Facebook, twice. These types of pictures are exactly what Facebook it.
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Female 4,086
agree with gerry.

the only thing i see facebook being good for is spying on other people. i say this because my sister, who is much older than i and housebound, does nothing all day but spy on people she knew 30+ years ago using facebook. and she`s not alone in doing that--i know of others that do the same thing.

i`m sure this isn`t what the inventors, whoever they may really be, meant facebook to be used for.
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Male 1,674
@NOCASH - i got 12 likes on my last couch update so take that!
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Male 270
It is a tool, put the drama aside.
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Male 25,416
So many facebook haters... i agree!
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Male 772
@Gerry: Have you ever tried Facebook? If not, you can`t really say anything. All you see are pictures like these. I use Facebook every day and so far my intelligence has not diminished in the slightest.
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Male 441
I feel like once you really start to understand people, how they work, why they do the stupid things they do... things like this get way less funny.
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Male 423
Facebook must die. Get off your couch and stop making status updates about sitting on it. NO ONE CARES!
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Male 38,507

I don`t Facebook.
I`m clean of the stain it puts on your intellect.
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Male 1,674
the future ain`t what it used to be
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Male 483
i did a clean sweep on my facebook, getting rid of all of the people i never talk to or dislike. I`ve got 70 friends, and i need to do another clean sweep soon.
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Male 2,790
f*cking city kids...
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Male 31
The real queston is how many of them are actually FRIENDS? Not family, enemies, co-workers, friends of friends, friends of family, acquaintances, Etc.. probably like five...
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Female 1,603
Link: Yahoo Answers! The Future Is Gonna Suck [Pic] [Rate Link] - You are not your Facebook page.
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