Worst Womens Magazine Advice Yet [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago in Funny

Trust me ladies, my girlfriend tries this on me all the time and all it makes me do is drink and fap angrily.
There are 40 comments:
Male 2,424
Yeah that`s horrible advice...

That`s how you run a man off, even one you`re married to.


0
Reply
Male 876
Sorry, but this reminded me of this...


0
Reply
Male 15,832
I would never marry a nagger. (My wife`s a scrawny little white woman.)
0
Reply
Female 407
Fire the editor! "Sammich" is totally spelled wrong!
0
Reply
Male 57
hahah my ex did that. and look how it ended. her cheating on me with countless guys and me exploding on her ass due to all the built up rage i had from her constant nagging.
0
Reply
Female 4,430
that is awful advice.
0
Reply
Female 408
uh why not just leave him alone and he do the same for you? I think that maybe that magazine might try to equate "nagging" with "caring" while some might equate "nagging" with "annoying"
0
Reply
Male 2,528
"Trust me ladies, my girlfriend tries this on me all the time and all it makes me do is drink and fap angrily."

But you`re still with her. Thanks for proving their point, Douche Bag!
0
Reply
Male 792
Excellent way to promote emotional abuse. How about a men`s magazine that says, "Want her to stay around? Slap that bitch!"
0
Reply
Male 116
So, they finally figured it out.. porn for women. Thats what this magazine is, a fullfilling fantasy for women that bears no relation to reality.
0
Reply
Male 771
if nag = blowjob, i`m all in
0
Reply
Male 40,751
vv (agrees with @Angilion)

vv (agrees with @Gerry1of1 and @splurbyburbl too)

Nice personality >> nag with good looks EVERY tinme
0
Reply
Male 2,796
@Deathcab: It takes a real moron to want to attract (and keep) morons.
0
Reply
Male 39,913

Nagging does work on some men.

They`re called door mats.
0
Reply
Male 12,365
In a way, it`s true. If you psychologically abuse your partner, you can sometimes make them stay longer by destroying their self-esteem so they think they deserve it and can`t ever get anything better.

Of course, you have to be a total scumbag to think that`s OK.
0
Reply
Male 1,045
@Deathcab
Hahahaha, NO.
0
Reply
Male 303
@deathcab holy poo. Please tell me you are trolling...
Ok, I`ve calmed down. Of course you`re trolling.
I`ll continue:
We all know that guys regress to an angry crying child in heated arguments. They never have a logical argument and need to be put in their place by a logic-thinker (ie female).

Alas, if only my girlfriend was more bitchy.
0
Reply
Female 231
I find this poo hilarious. Even more so when a 20 something female who has never had a good relationship tries to back it up with something they read online.

My girlfriend never nags, we talk things out if there is a disagreement. *Pro tip* That is how you build a relationship, not with bugging the hell out of your man till he want`s to pop you in the teeth.
0
Reply
Male 2,790
`shopped. the real title said `Gag Him...`
0
Reply
Male 1,540
This is so true. Just like all men I am infantile and require a woman to nag at me so I don`t just sit in the corner and poop my pants like a monkey. I`m glad that NASA is filled with nagging women. Who knows where the astronauts of the world would end up without women.
0
Reply
Male 3,894
I wish I could think on the complicated level of my girlfriend. It`s a good thing that she tells me what to do, or else I`d be *completely* helpless and infantile!
0
Reply
Male 2,332
I wanted to write something intelligent, but then I remembered I`m a low-level thinker. Could a female nag me a bit please, it`s kind of like a kick-start for my infantile brain.

P.S: I love you mom!
0
Reply
Male 414
wheres my sammich?
0
Reply
Female 167
Actually, from my experience this is somewhat true although I wouldn`t use the term "nag". Men for the most part are very low level thinkers and easily regress to the infantile stage in many situations. This is why nagging or taking control of your man (bossing him around and such) is so important. Deep down they love this as it reminds them of the role their mothers used to play.
0
Reply
Male 3,477
Longer, but not forever.
0
Reply
Female 74
@Matti Lepalm

True. It makes about as much sense as the men who say, "Your nagging drove me to cheat!"
0
Reply
Male 25,416
Nagging is the mens tripe. If you nag hes not gonna stay around, unless your hot or he knows he cannot do better then chances are your probably already married
0
Reply
Male 51
@beternal

This is true. The other day I saw one of those little snippets on the cover of a fitness magazine suggesting that a woman`s husband might be making her fat. How can you possibly hold somebody else accountable for your own weight? And yet that`s exactly what they want to hear. "It`s his fault I`m fat!"
0
Reply
Female 34
Ah, I know this one! The male masochist, also known as "Mr. Slave" :)
0
Reply
Male 1,610
"Treat her like poo, and she`ll love you more."

Hey, that actually works.
0
Reply
Male 506
This month`s issue of GQ:
"Treat her like poo, and she`ll love you more."
0
Reply
Male 1,868
The only reason why a man would stick around long term with nagging is because he has learned to tune the b!tch out.

ok, maybe if he`s fugly, broke, diseased or can`t bring himself to replace you with his hand or some silcone vagina analogue.
0
Reply
Male 2,586
And THIS is how you sell women`s magazines! - put something up the women wants to see!

What woman wants to buy a magazine on *pleasing her man through blow jobs* when she really doesn`t want to give them... THIs will sell copies!

...but won`t keep men
0
Reply
Male 716
Women logic?
0
Reply
Male 2,841
Sandwiches and blowjobs are key. Too bad some women have yet to learn that simple fact.
0
Reply
Male 39,913

If `nagging` is some new sexual position then I agree, otherwise - NO
0
Reply
Male 151
no.
0
Reply
Male 2
and this is how divorces happen
0
Reply
Male 15,262
Girls, nag him and he`ll get his blow jobs elsewhere.
0
Reply
Male 970
Link: Worst Womens Magazine Advice Yet [Pic] [Rate Link] - Trust me ladies, my girlfriend tries this on me all the time and all it makes me do is drink and fap angrily.
0
Reply