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Date: 10/06/11 02:22 PM

53 Responses to Worst Vampire Halloween Costume Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Link: Worst Vampire Halloween Costume Ever - And yet I like this way more than any of those Twilight choads.
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    3D! AND "One Size Fits Most"!

    Count me in!
  3. Profile photo of cola3
    cola3 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    i`d hate to be on the receiving end of this deal.
  4. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    LOL @ "One Size Fits Most"
  5. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Does it come with that wig, or is that the kid`s real hair?
  6. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    What the heck is the bullpoo? Way to go, Fred.
  7. Profile photo of KingGrimlock
    KingGrimlock Male 18-29
    17 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Child Costume includes: Costume
    Sense of dignity sold separately
  8. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    lol, "one size fits most."
  9. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    What do you mean, I thought it was from the twilight movie, just as realistic...
  10. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    They have a point though.. Wearing purple does make you look g-.. i mean like a vampire..
  11. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    yo dawg, i heard you like vampires..
  12. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    Why is the sticker price more then the package price?
  13. Profile photo of BigM
    BigM Male 18-29
    130 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    "one size fits most" i love how legitament these things are
  14. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Excuse me, where are the 1D costumes?
  15. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Wait, what?
  16. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Does it include that FABULOUS hair?
  17. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    I hate halloween costume packaging.
    Costume includes costume.
    No poo.
  18. Profile photo of Raicuparta
    Raicuparta Male 18-29
    137 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    I was like meh, then I looked at his shoes and I LOL`d.
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    Someone`s mother got them that costume.
    Poor kid.
  20. Profile photo of Serpentchick
    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Not saying the costume isn`t ridiculously bad, it is, however the "costume includes: costume" thing makes sense. You wondered about the shoes and the hair? well the fact that it only includes costume, and not wig and shoes, means that they are not included. In many costumes there are several pieces, like pirate costumes where the model is wearing a hat, eye patch, leggings, etc. and not all are included in the package and are sold separately.
    Honestly, did you guys never go costume shopping?
  21. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    i`m so poor i can only afford 2D and under costumes
  22. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    Halloween is f*cking stupid anyway.
  23. Profile photo of Serpentchick
    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Halloween is the most awesome holiday ever. Fill yourself with candy, watch scary movies, pretend to be whatever the hell you want, be a little bit more of a kid for a day. Laugh at cute kids in costumes, eat candied apples, have parties. Be sexy if you want, be nerdy if you want. Make an original costume, or just go as another Harry Potter character.
    Only lame people who don`t know how to have fun hate Halloween.
  24. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    So, is it $7.97 or $8? Dammit Fred!
  25. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    I-Am-Goatse.. who`s the big bully who stole your candy? We`ll go talk with his mom.
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Halloween on a budget
  27. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    It looks like a dollar store special.
  28. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    This is why I do all my shopping at Fred`s.
  29. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    1 size fits most? what sort of sizing rule is that?
  30. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 8:32 pm
    "Why is the sticker price more then the package price?"

    Someone has to pay for the sticker.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    o that is lame
  32. Profile photo of Serpentchick
    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    These days everything says one size fits most, not all. Mainly because of the high obesity rate, so many people are too fat to fit into things made for average sizes.
  33. Profile photo of richanddead
    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    It`s not even good as a joke outfit.
  34. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    Ooooh! Daht`s Sca-a-ary!
  35. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    771 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    Twilight version of Count Chocula?
  36. Profile photo of Sev
    Sev Male 18-29
    44 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    Worst guild tabard ever.
  37. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    worst fail ever
  38. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    October 6, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    What vampire walks around with a picture of a vampire on themselves?
  39. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 2:34 am
    What child wears shined leather shoes?
  40. Profile photo of Omphaloskept
    Omphaloskept Male 40-49
    181 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 3:39 am
    But is it a 3D costume of a vampire, or is it a costume of a 3D vampire?
  41. Profile photo of Cruzy
    Cruzy Male 18-29
    39 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 5:11 am
    One size fits most?
  42. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 5:16 am
    I bet he sparkles in the sunlight.
  43. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 5:46 am
    Stay Classy Fred`s
  44. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 5:51 am
    haha, did anyone even notice the price fail? RRP is $8, heavily discounted to $7.97? Holy monkey its a steal
  45. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 7:19 am
    "Only lame people who don`t know how to have fun hate Halloween."

    Or maybe it`s because I realize that nobody gets the day off because Halloween isn`t a real holiday and playing pretend while getting drunk with a bunch of idiots is only slightly more appealing than the root canal that will come as a result of pounding down sugar for the next month. Also, nobody is `sexy` on Halloween. The word you are looking for is `slutty`.



  46. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 7:34 am
    That just blew my mind. It`s a costume, that consists of a picture, of what the costumer is wearing a costume of? Double rainbow! What does it mean?
  47. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 11:52 am
    "Also, nobody is `sexy` on Halloween. The word you are looking for is `slutty`. "

    You shouldn`t project your own failure onto everyone else.
  48. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    ONE! One stupid, pointless costume! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  49. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    October 7, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    What the hell? This isn`t a costume, it`s a shirt.
  50. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    real 3d retard costume
  51. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    October 8, 2011 at 11:22 pm
    it`s not even a shirt, it`s a tunic.
    that IS the worst costume ever.
  52. Profile photo of MissCupcakes
    MissCupcakes Female 13-17
    8 posts
    October 9, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    That costume is significantly less "3D` than any other vampire costume I`ve ever seen.
  53. Profile photo of cd101
    cd101 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 1, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    whaaaaaaaaaa the

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