Worst Vampire Halloween Costume Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 5 years ago in Funny

And yet I like this way more than any of those Twilight choads.
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Female 39
whaaaaaaaaaa the
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Female 8
That costume is significantly less "3D` than any other vampire costume I`ve ever seen.
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Female 4,359
it`s not even a shirt, it`s a tunic.
that IS the worst costume ever.
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Male 402
real 3d retard costume
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Male 812
What the hell? This isn`t a costume, it`s a shirt.
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Male 297
ONE! One stupid, pointless costume! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 1,054
"Also, nobody is `sexy` on Halloween. The word you are looking for is `slutty`. "

You shouldn`t project your own failure onto everyone else.
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Male 3,310
That just blew my mind. It`s a costume, that consists of a picture, of what the costumer is wearing a costume of? Double rainbow! What does it mean?
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Male 165
"Only lame people who don`t know how to have fun hate Halloween."

Or maybe it`s because I realize that nobody gets the day off because Halloween isn`t a real holiday and playing pretend while getting drunk with a bunch of idiots is only slightly more appealing than the root canal that will come as a result of pounding down sugar for the next month. Also, nobody is `sexy` on Halloween. The word you are looking for is `slutty`.



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Male 414
haha, did anyone even notice the price fail? RRP is $8, heavily discounted to $7.97? Holy monkey its a steal
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Male 321
Stay Classy Fred`s
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Male 14,832
I bet he sparkles in the sunlight.
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Male 39
One size fits most?
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Male 181
But is it a 3D costume of a vampire, or is it a costume of a 3D vampire?
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Male 759
What child wears shined leather shoes?
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Female 3,727
What vampire walks around with a picture of a vampire on themselves?
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Female 2,927
worst fail ever
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Male 44
Worst guild tabard ever.
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Male 1,093
Twilight version of Count Chocula?
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Female 6,381
Ooooh! Daht`s Sca-a-ary!
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Male 4,072
It`s not even good as a joke outfit.
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Female 379
These days everything says one size fits most, not all. Mainly because of the high obesity rate, so many people are too fat to fit into things made for average sizes.
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Male 25,416
o that is lame
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Male 1,920
"Why is the sticker price more then the package price?"

Someone has to pay for the sticker.
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Male 2,855
1 size fits most? what sort of sizing rule is that?
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Male 495
This is why I do all my shopping at Fred`s.
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Male 11,740
It looks like a dollar store special.
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Male 15,510
Halloween on a budget
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Female 1,478
I-Am-Goatse.. who`s the big bully who stole your candy? We`ll go talk with his mom.
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Male 342
So, is it $7.97 or $8? Dammit Fred!
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Female 379
Halloween is the most awesome holiday ever. Fill yourself with candy, watch scary movies, pretend to be whatever the hell you want, be a little bit more of a kid for a day. Laugh at cute kids in costumes, eat candied apples, have parties. Be sexy if you want, be nerdy if you want. Make an original costume, or just go as another Harry Potter character.
Only lame people who don`t know how to have fun hate Halloween.
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Male 165
Halloween is f*cking stupid anyway.
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Male 2,790
i`m so poor i can only afford 2D and under costumes
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Female 379
Not saying the costume isn`t ridiculously bad, it is, however the "costume includes: costume" thing makes sense. You wondered about the shoes and the hair? well the fact that it only includes costume, and not wig and shoes, means that they are not included. In many costumes there are several pieces, like pirate costumes where the model is wearing a hat, eye patch, leggings, etc. and not all are included in the package and are sold separately.
Honestly, did you guys never go costume shopping?
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Male 38,468

Someone`s mother got them that costume.
Poor kid.
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Male 137
I was like meh, then I looked at his shoes and I LOL`d.
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Male 1,540
I hate halloween costume packaging.
Costume includes costume.
No poo.
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Male 725
Does it include that FABULOUS hair?
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Male 4,902
Wait, what?
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Male 881
Excuse me, where are the 1D costumes?
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Male 130
"one size fits most" i love how legitament these things are
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Female 2,764
Why is the sticker price more then the package price?
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Female 115
yo dawg, i heard you like vampires..
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Male 1,471
They have a point though.. Wearing purple does make you look g-.. i mean like a vampire..
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Male 1,793
What do you mean, I thought it was from the twilight movie, just as realistic...
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Female 9,475
lol, "one size fits most."
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Male 17
Child Costume includes: Costume
Sense of dignity sold separately
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Male 1,256
What the heck is the bullpoo? Way to go, Fred.
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Male 1,195
Does it come with that wig, or is that the kid`s real hair?
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Male 2,552
LOL @ "One Size Fits Most"
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Male 55
i`d hate to be on the receiving end of this deal.
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Male 6,737
3D! AND "One Size Fits Most"!

Count me in!
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Female 353
Link: Worst Vampire Halloween Costume Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - And yet I like this way more than any of those Twilight choads.
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