The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 22    Average: 3.8/5]
34 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 12936
Rating: 3.8
Category: Entertainment
Date: 10/18/11 03:09 PM

34 Responses to Ultimate Battlefield 3 Simulator

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Link: Ultimate Battlefield 3 Simulator - Gaming becomes reality as you move, aim, fire and get shot within a 360-degree immersive environment. I just nerdgasmed
  2. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Thats on my Christmas list for sure!
  3. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    I came
  4. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    I want to go there. O_o
  5. Profile photo of BChrdcoRE
    BChrdcoRE Male 18-29
    48 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:05 pm
  6. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    I just did it in my pants.
  7. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    YOU GET SHOT!!!!!!!!

  8. Profile photo of BBJellyFish
    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    WHAT! You get hit with paintballs!! Genius!!
  9. Profile photo of kushking
    kushking Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    i want that!
  10. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Awesome but this will look like kids play once we can jack into the brain and get some real vr going.
  11. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    I need some new pants..
  12. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    I`m drowning, it`s so deep...

    I especially like the part about getting shot. I`ve always said, with games allowing you to just duck behind cover and regain health anymore, there needs to be more consequences for getting hit.

    Those welts won`t go away just because you got behind cover, lol.
  13. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    Finally a excuse for fat kids not to spend the whole day sitting
  14. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Hey guys, not to be a smartass (really, I`m not), but, your armed forces recruiting office is likely not far from you at all. If you want the really, real thing, it`s far easier to than you can imagine.
  15. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    Of course, as a cranky old veteran, maybe I`m just too crotchety to get excited about games that glorify war without the demonstrating the unbelievable loss that accompanies it.

    All of that said, very cool concept. Seems we`re a step closer to hollow decks. :-)
  16. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 7:44 pm
    I want this for christmas...
    I hope it comes with the batteries though
  17. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    Do Not Be Fooled! This is the NWO`s trap for subtlety training the mindless masses to become lethal soldiers.
  18. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    drating awesome, but 100% army funded. if i was rich this is the way i would play video games
  19. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Just wanted to say I appreciate your true to life comments but you didn`t let it taint your opinion of the simulator. We need more people like you on here.
  20. Profile photo of eBag
    eBag Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm
    About this "training us for war" poo. If somebody wanted to go into a real war, it`s up to them. The great thing about VIDEO GAMES is that we know it isn`t real. That`s why we PLAY them and don`t actually sign up to fight in a REAL war. It takes a real dumb ass to thing there isn`t any sacrifice to fight. Who knows, maybe this country IS full of dumb ass, and you might be right if that`s true. Me, I`ll stick to games. This is gonna be fun.
  21. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:44 pm
  22. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 12:21 am
    The ultimate battlefield simulator (UK edition) would be 20 men sitting in a hole drinking very sweet tea then yelling till your voice goes once it gets loud.

    The American version involves everyone yelling hoo-rah and medic alternately till the war`s over then continuing till the peace is over.

    The Japanese version would involve endless report writing and feeling sorry for the Americans as they leave on patrol.
  23. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 1:18 am
    Just a thought: why not give electric shocks when and where you`re hit? Paintball, there`s a risk they might miss your foot if you`re shot there, and it gets messy... Still gives you consequences for getting hit, but you can adjust how "hard" you get hit.
  24. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 5:47 am
    you can adjust how "hard" you get hit

    Not really a paintball is supposed to be set to around 280 FPS anything above or below increases it`s chances of bouncing and above is a saftey risk.
  25. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 7:32 am
    Just when I thought Channel 5 was dead, finally a reason to watch it.
  26. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 7:50 am
    Annoying video was so f-dup you couldn`t see how anything worked.
  27. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 8:43 am
    awesome idea but wasted on the biggest nob on telly
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    That looks awesome... want!
  29. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    How about a few tours in Afghanistan? Real enough for ya?
  30. Profile photo of meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    187 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    What if you get hit by like a machine gun on easy mode? Won`t it hurt regardless of the lowered fps? I think 100 repeatedly hit paintballs even with low fps will hurt since its the same spot
  31. Profile photo of Kiete5
    Kiete5 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    I`ve had this idea ever since I was freaking 12 years old... I`ve always loved video games, and I`m quite sad as to how slowly they are progressing. Everything I saw was quite impressive, the only thing I wouldn`t want, for obvious reasons, is to feel pain as if I had been shot. maybe a small electric shock... but nothing too painful. Another thing that infuriates me is, as awesome as this is, It will be years before it comes out, if it ever comes out at all, and it will be expensive as hell. so, good job... but this should`ve been done years ago.
  32. Profile photo of Kiete5
    Kiete5 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    I just thought of something else.. is there a limit to how fast you can run??? can you run as fast in the game as you can in real life? will it detect when you crouch, or lay on the ground? can you actually blindfire? if not, it still isn`t real enough. lol, what if I want to sit indian style (behind cover), and stradle my gun on my shoulder, facing behind me, and shoot. NO, it`s not practical, but I think outside the box.
  33. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 12:34 am
    I got nerd wood... and then I came...
  34. Profile photo of tuapui
    tuapui Male 18-29
    94 posts
    October 21, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    i don`t like the projector and treadmill idea. it should be VR goggles, and played within a big hamster ball. they`re doing it wrong!

Leave a Reply