This Man Is Running For President

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago

Is Rick Perry drunk or just stupid?
There are 73 comments:
Male 4,294
Is Rick Perry trying to be George W or was George W pretending to be Rick Perry? Neither are/were Presidential material. But then again that has never been a prerequisite for a Republican candidate.
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Male 573
G Bush `Ultima".
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Male 14,774
You know, if the Republicans don`t field a batter candidate, then at least half of America would vote for him. And then he`ll launch Armageddon thinking it`s the button for the espresso machine.
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Male 4,294
I didn`t even think of that. Yeah, one Mormon is going to be hard enough for them to sell. Hunstman is screwed. They could go for fear tactics and crazy again and put Bachman as the VP. Perry is finished. He won`t recover from this drunk video. He`s presented himself on more than one occasion as unstable. Maybe they`ll go with Cain as the VP. The South loves his weird self hating racism against blacks.

All I know is conservative media has made such a false demon out of President Obama that their followers are going to loose their minds when he wins again.
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Female 2,228
I don`t know...They`re not psyched about 1 Mormon candidate, if they got 2 all the sudden I think they`d revolt. Plus to you and I Huntsman is the one who flirts with rationality, to them he`s "Huntsman who?" He`s not popular.

They say Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line, well this shall certainly be put to the test this year.

And I just can`t get over how...amateurish these dudes are, this is not like Repubs at all. They`re acting funnier than usual, and it`s presaging something big IMO.
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Male 4,294
They have known it is going to be Romney for months. Haven`t you seen all the "I`m a Mormon" billboards around. If he`s smart he will pick Huntsman for VP. Huntsman would mop the floor with Biden.

I can`t wait for the debates. The lies that have been told about Obama for the last 2 1/2 years will fall apart. Remember when Obama went to a Republican meeting to answer questions about the health care reform bill? With no teleprompter or notes he answered their questions with intelligence, facts and knowledge. One by one he ripped their lies apart. He made the Republicans look so bad they later said they wished they hadn`t allowed cameras in. Conservatives will learn quite quickly that Obama does exceptionally well without a teleprompter. Just one of the many lies that will come back to haunt them.
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Female 2,228
Markust I`ve been thinking about the `12 race a lot recently, and It`s gonna be one crazy ride that`s for sure. I honestly can`t wait to see how the Repub. base deals with Romney`s (*looks both ways, hushed tone*) Mormonism for one and I can`t wait to see who it is Romney chooses as a running mate.

My intuition says it`s gonna be this guy, (I mean at this point who else could it be?) he would bolster Romney`s religious appeals anyway.

Overall I get the sense this is an extremely weak ticket, weaker even than Mccain was in `08. It`s just mind blowing. Repubs are a lot of things, but politically inept is not one of them. Until now. Are we witnessing the fall of a titan here?
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Male 2,384
hes got a good point about gold but hes just so drating stupid
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Male 4,294
It will be interesting to see how far Cain and Perry drop in the polls. They both have had candidacy killing weeks. Howard Dean lost the race because of a couple-second sound clip. This drunken ramble goes on for 25 minutes. And Cain, well there`s no getting out of what he has stepped in. Mitt Romney is your next Republican nomination, and the only chance he has of winning is if he runs again in 2016.
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Male 1,293
Now I`m back from work I can actually watch this ... and I am confused. Why would people who don`t like Perry, presumably most of them Democrats, highlight a speech where he comes across as human, light-hearted and able to speak without an autocue (sets him above Obama already) and he totally owns Democrats.

Note the word "edit". it is edited to make him look bad, but if you look past that he points out left-wing idiocy in a way that real people would speak around, if they wanted to make fun of someone foolish.

Dirtysteve - yep. it`s pretty obvious that Obama is an idiot. Gore, well we know his problems, and Kerry did pretty much the same courses at university, and Bush beat him. He then lied about his military service having betrayed servicemen ... with libelous lies.
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Female 4,039
I know there`s not a lot of republicans on this site, but I swear I sit there in absolute disbelief, mouth agape when I see any of the GOP nominees. What a sorry, scary bunch they are.
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Male 486
Gravitas + folksiness = fundamentalist preacher.
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Male 3,472
"Yes, no, maybe, I don`t know. Could you repeat the question?
You`re not the boss of me now!"
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Male 25,416
never gonna give you up, never gonna turn around and ... etc
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Male 373
@randomxnp - lol- serious?
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Male 525
Republicans need another Abe Lincoln; unfortunately, all they`re getting are Jeff Davis-es.
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Male 721
reminds me of hal from malcolm in the middle
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Male 1,293
SCfan

Why not? The Democrats found at least three; Kerry, Gore and Obama are all less intelligent and more dangerous than Bush.
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Male 46
Ugh... embarassed for my state... Ron Paul 2012 ^.^
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Male 4,594
Derp.
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Male 10,845
[quote]I`m blaming Japan for this one..[/quote]

uhhhh....

wwhhaaaa?
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Male 490
@crudson LOL i love BLR
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Male 741
Somebody`s spent a few too many hours in the hot Texas sun.
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Male 589
We are all DOOMED!

Also, save a pretzel for the gas jets.
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Male 10,845
I can`t believe I didn`t pay attention to this guy while he was debating for governor.
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Male 2,670
Why does Republican = stupid redneck?
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Male 439
God I hope he`s drunk, because there`s no cure for this much stupid.
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Male 2,514
Just another politician speaking outside of script. They are almost always poor at this.

But Rick Perry IS stupid.
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Male 1,569
well... getting drunk is quite stupid too, so that might answer your question
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Male 616
He would still be a vast improvement over that bastard we have now.
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Male 319
I see no problem with this guy. He`s talking like a normal person would, he`s joking around, he has personality, he has points, what`s the big deal? Now the media will get a hold of this and ruin his chances, just like they did with Dean a few years ago.
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Male 148
Hey look, its generic republican politician guy!
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Male 221
The republicans obviously want four more years of Obama
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Male 2,085
I did not think they could possibly find somebody less intelligent and more dangerous than Bush.

They did and you obviously voted for him.
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Male 881
It truly is a race to the bottom. I did not think they could possibly find somebody less intelligent and more dangerous than Bush.

How the hell did we get to a point where intelligence and education are considered negatives in the people we want representing us?

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for President! I`m going to go buy stock in the makers of Brawndo.

drat, this poo was supposed to be 500 years in the future.
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Male 2,841
Still better to have this guy in office than having Obama re-elected.
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Male 13
Gay as a Pan Flute.
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Male 42
BUSH 2.0!!!!! haha
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Female 2,549
Boy he cracked fast, if he can`t handle the pressures of the campaign what are the chances of him running around naked with the confederate flag on white house lawn in the next world crisis ?
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Female 2,228
Scapegoat, I wouldn`t nominate Paul for dogcatcher.

Plus a horrible thought just crossed my mind, what if he was this wasted with his finger on The Button? 0.O
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Male 4,294
Love the hiccup one second into the full speech.
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Male 4,294
Here`s the full uncut speech OldOllie. It wasn`t the editing that made him look bad.
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Male 210
Makes Bush seem like a genius.
RON PAUL 2012!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 14,774
Now I know there is no such thing as time travel or someone`d zap back in time and pop a cap in his arse to stop the Holocaust of 2014.
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Male 15,832
That looks like it was edited with a rusty Ghinsu knife. I`m not a Rick Perry fan, but this kind of editing could make William Jennings Bryant look like a `tard.
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Female 2,228
SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS! Amiright?
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Female 1,652
Can we please stop electing Texas governors as presidents? Remember last time?
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Female 68
Just gotta love him right..
I`ve been dealing with him for bleetin` evah. That`s what I get for living in Texas
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Male 51
WHY SO QUIET stupid internet video.... and IDK a 20% flat tax sounds awesome, but won`t get us out of this its gonna have to be closer to 30% to get control of the deficit
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Male 453
Drunk or stupid? How bout both.
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Male 2,436
Hmm... Rick Perry bashing? Didn`t even watch. Just wanted to see if it was madest.

Yep, madest.
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Male 1,284
i got it we got to put an end to all this...
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Male 1,239
Republicas this, Democrats that. Two sides to the same drated up coin imho.
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Male 15,510
That is scary.

Happy Halloween.
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Male 835
Go back and read what Markust123 said. Then read what phoenixvirus said. You`ll be done with the thread then. Easy.
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Male 3,057
Both.
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Female 465
Goofy, not slick like Obama. It looks like he`s on some sort of prescription medication.
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Male 1,045
both
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Female 30
Speaking as a Texan and an Aggie (his alma mater)... yeah, he`s just about the most useless piece of crap on the planet. Say what you want about Texas, most of us want him GONE; the joke is if he did somehow become president, at least he wouldn`t be our governor any more. He`s embarrassing, dumber than a box of rocks, and ultimately just a pretty boy who can`t keep his hack policies and the bribes he took for them straight.
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Male 4,294
The only Republican that could beat President Obama is Huntsman. But he is rational, intelligent and a moderate so he has no chance.
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Male 1,471
.. also, pretty sure he`s under the influence of some substance or other..
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Male 138
mother-eater.
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Male 1,471
I`m blaming Japan for this one..
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Male 2,422
@OutWest: Huntsman is a Republican, and he`s an intelligent and rational individual. Unfortunately, the GOP has to pander to tea-bagging morons and a person like Hunstman has less of a chance at winning the nomination than I do of being appointed the Archbishop of Canterbury.

But yeah, we don`t need another redneck, Bible-thumping, hick cowboy in the White House. We`ve had enough of that to last the century.
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Male 4,294
Am I being paranoid or did the Koch brother`s fund Herman Cain so that Democrats can`t say Republican`s are prejudice? They promoted him and promoted him on Fox News and people fell in line like good little soldiers. And now that the job is done the Koch brother`s are destroying Cain with the harassment story. All you have to do is look back at the McCain black baby smear by the Bush campaign to see how despicable Republican`s can be during campaigns.
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Male 37,888

[quote]"20% flat tax" [/quote]
If you have deductions it isn`t "flat".
Moron needs to go back to Ziggerhead Ranch and be quiet.

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Male 5,194
Conservitards love this a-hole. They give him a big CHEER when he brags about executing more people than anybody else - and while they are in the middle of applauding that, they tell everyone they are "pro-life". The party of hypocrites, the party of jerks.
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Male 493
@OutWest:

Actually... Rick Perry is stupid not because he is a republican, but because he is stupid.

Ron Paul doesn`t think like a Democrat, but is clearly not stupid. In fact, a lot of his ideas make a lot of sense, though he happens to be a little too right for me (getting rid of the department of education, going back to the gold standard, etc. is a little much for me.) Jon Huntsman also seems perfectly intelligent.

Perry? Idiot.
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Male 546
He`s a Republican, and they are all uneducated, dumb, stupid, and racist. Because they don`t think like a Democrat.

We got the drill..... The 60`s logic never dies.
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Male 4,294
And with this video the field is narrowed to two. No one is going to vote for W again.

What is that, it came to light this weekend that Herman Cain was accused of sexual harassment when he was the Chief Executive Officer at the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s. And his two accusers received a large amount of hush money.

Mitt Romney is your next Republican candidate.
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Male 290
Doesn`t sound any worse than W... at least to a non American...
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Male 1,083
That`s one hell of a smirk..
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Male 7,378
Link: This Man Is Running For President [Rate Link] - Is Rick Perry drunk or just stupid?
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