This Guy Loves Dolphins!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

He really, really, really LOVES dolphins...ewwww.
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Female 1,095
D:
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Female 2,549
I am willing to go under knife to scrape this memory removed or blocked, will pay good money.
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Male 4,902
Oh dear god, I just accidentally stumbled upon a dolphin porn site.
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Male 4,902


Love is a beautiful thing...
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Male 14,331
Did he name it Fapper???
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Male 197
That`s hot. My only concern is, do I have do it underwater cuz I can`t hold my breath that long.
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Male 5,015
This must be that slippery slope the religious right always talks about when attacking gay marriage. Next the gays are going to want to marry animals. What? The dolphin was a female? Never mind.
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Male 958
ok srsly, people just chill out already. You all are drating rediculously 8 rght now. They are debating wether its right or wrong when obviously there is no right wrong when it comes to interspecies erotica. I find this so comical that nobody is over the fact that people drat animals.. and get drated by animals too.. lol srsly ppl grow up.
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Female 3,598
umm.... weird.
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Male 1,449
W T F ??????????
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Male 3,431
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!
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Male 5,626
Oh, F*CK! I need brain bleach!!!
Awwww, damn! DAMN!!!!!!!!!
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Male 4
Un méchant fou !
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Male 2,700
I heard about this on 105.7 the Point here in St Louis. he was on the headline hoose section....

Nasty NASTY mofo....
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Female 217
Wet Goddess. Sounds like a winner.
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Male 54
Doesn`t matter, had sex.
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Male 3,619
what ever tickles his pickle, imo
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Male 10,440
I see nothing wrong with this.
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Male 1,312
Seriously. No really stop, dude, seriously?
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Female 31
he doin the nasty
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Male 14,331
Wow that brings a new meaning to blow hole.
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Male 266
I hate it when they fake telephone conversations on the news
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Female 2,509
Substitute the word "child" for dolphin.. . ewwwwwwww
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Female 1,652
"Ruby passed away, probably due to a broken hat."
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Male 3,477
It takes all kinds. It takes a special kind to write a book about it. Lenny Bruce did say that, "Men will fu ck mud."
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Male 3,285
obviously edited to all hell. Funny none the less.
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Male 1,569
rule 34...
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Male 4,793
Just wanted everybody to know that I FINALLY stumbled upon an IAB page. that is all.
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Male 153
I just had a hamburger and now I`m drinking coffee.. I`m not sure what I`m doing today, but I gotta go, see ya!
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Male 1,526
I youtubed some poo. Found this.

Proof

Seems dolphins really do get turned on by humans.
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Male 1,526
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Well, good for them.
I don`t see a problem with this, but saying that I also feel compelled to say I would take no part in such activities.
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Male 39,913

I`d be ashamed but this guy is telling everyone on porpoise!
Anything for a book deal.


{see what I did there?}







hahahahahahahahaha seriously I crack myself up.
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Male 25,416
WTF... how is this even allowed. ewwwww
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Male 16
Ya this is pretty drated up... but love knows no limits xD And that whole thing about dolphins being the only animals who drat for fun... complete bullpoo. Dogs screw other male dogs and stuffed animals. Mokneys do anal and masturbate. pretty much all animals shag cause it feels goooooooood.
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Female 4,084
am i the only one troubled by the `statistics` about people having sexual contact with animals?
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Female 4,430
I dont know which concerns me more....the guy shagging the dolphin, or that this as on the new zealand national news...
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Female 6,381
I`ve heard pedo`s on TV claim that their child victims "started the affair." I didn`t find that any more believable or less reprehensible than this creep.
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Male 20
wtf florida
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Male 2,033
Well, they say that dolphins are the only species but man that has sex solely for pleasure.

Of course, this guy is still creepy as all hell.

Good thing he warned other people that are in dolphin relationships about planning an exit strategy though. Good stuff.
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Male 1,540
I wonder if he ever had wet dreams about her.
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Male 311
Hey, freakshow - ya don`t drat animals. Even if they start it. I know you`re ugly. I know the dolphin wanted it. Ya don`t drat animals.
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Male 11,739
Wow. Well, if you can`t get a human woman...you have to go with whatever works I guess.

No, sorry. He`s just a sick bastard.
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Female 109
I would be surprised and disgusted, but I live in FL, so I`m just disgusted.
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Male 1,197
wow, its real ...

http://wetgoddess.net/
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Male 402
dolphins need love too.
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Male 123
Nothing i submit ever gets published... WTF
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Male 1,629
yeah te guide was posted back in `04 but now it just links you to american apparels website
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Male 1,598
Rule 34 got Flipper, except in real life.
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Male 7,378
Why am I not surprised this is Florida?
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Male 1,674
That dolphin was totally asking for it.
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Male 39,913

They broke up?

Oh well. There are other fish in the sea.










hahahahahahahahahah I crack myself up!
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Male 52
Its always Florida. What is it about his state that makes people kill their children or have sex with squeaky fish
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Male 2,441
Sounds like a good read.
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Male 2,034
I vaguely remember the online guide dragosal mentioned being linked here on IAB. This would have been a few years back though.

"You have to have an exit strategy." How does one break up with a dolphin?
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Female 3,696
hahah some of the reviews on amazon are pretty hilarious. Here`s a little clipping of one

"After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it`s time to stop playing games and let`s do this if we`re gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I`m taking her out on a date this Friday. We`re doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we`ve had our fill, we`ll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes."
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Male 1,268
Kitteh is back!

To catch a SeaWorld Predator?
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Male 39,913
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Female 676
...Oh my.
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Male 1,629
this guy had a guide online on how to "seduce" a dolphin as it were. it was disturbingly detailed haha
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Female 8,043
Link: This Guy Loves Dolphins! [Rate Link] - He really, really, really LOVES dolphins...ewwww.
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