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Date: 10/02/11 05:45 PM

60 Responses to This Guy Loves Dolphins!

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Link: This Guy Loves Dolphins! - He really, really, really LOVES dolphins...ewwww.
  2. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    this guy had a guide online on how to "seduce" a dolphin as it were. it was disturbingly detailed haha
  3. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    ...Oh my.
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm
  5. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Kitteh is back!

    To catch a SeaWorld Predator?
  6. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    hahah some of the reviews on amazon are pretty hilarious. Here`s a little clipping of one

    "After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it`s time to stop playing games and let`s do this if we`re gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I`m taking her out on a date this Friday. We`re doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we`ve had our fill, we`ll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes."
  7. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    I vaguely remember the online guide dragosal mentioned being linked here on IAB. This would have been a few years back though.

    "You have to have an exit strategy." How does one break up with a dolphin?
  8. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Sounds like a good read.
  9. Profile photo of gegodfrey
    gegodfrey Male 30-39
    52 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Its always Florida. What is it about his state that makes people kill their children or have sex with squeaky fish
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    They broke up?

    Oh well. There are other fish in the sea.










    hahahahahahahahahah I crack myself up!
  11. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    That dolphin was totally asking for it.
  12. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    October 2, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    Why am I not surprised this is Florida?
  13. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    Rule 34 got Flipper, except in real life.
  14. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    yeah te guide was posted back in `04 but now it just links you to american apparels website
  15. Profile photo of Kiete5
    Kiete5 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    Nothing i submit ever gets published... WTF
  16. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    dolphins need love too.
  17. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    wow, its real ...

    http://wetgoddess.net/
  18. Profile photo of cleanergirl
    cleanergirl Female 30-39
    109 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    I would be surprised and disgusted, but I live in FL, so I`m just disgusted.
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    Wow. Well, if you can`t get a human woman...you have to go with whatever works I guess.

    No, sorry. He`s just a sick bastard.
  20. Profile photo of shiftyplus1
    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    Hey, freakshow - ya don`t drat animals. Even if they start it. I know you`re ugly. I know the dolphin wanted it. Ya don`t drat animals.
  21. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    I wonder if he ever had wet dreams about her.
  22. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    Well, they say that dolphins are the only species but man that has sex solely for pleasure.

    Of course, this guy is still creepy as all hell.

    Good thing he warned other people that are in dolphin relationships about planning an exit strategy though. Good stuff.
  23. Profile photo of jsnoopy10
    jsnoopy10 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    wtf florida
  24. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
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    October 2, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    I`ve heard pedo`s on TV claim that their child victims "started the affair." I didn`t find that any more believable or less reprehensible than this creep.
  25. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    I dont know which concerns me more....the guy shagging the dolphin, or that this as on the new zealand national news...
  26. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3853 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    am i the only one troubled by the `statistics` about people having sexual contact with animals?
  27. Profile photo of DigiFix82
    DigiFix82 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    Ya this is pretty drated up... but love knows no limits xD And that whole thing about dolphins being the only animals who drat for fun... complete bullpoo. Dogs screw other male dogs and stuffed animals. Mokneys do anal and masturbate. pretty much all animals shag cause it feels goooooooood.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    WTF... how is this even allowed. ewwwww
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    October 2, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    I`d be ashamed but this guy is telling everyone on porpoise!
    Anything for a book deal.


    {see what I did there?}







    hahahahahahahahaha seriously I crack myself up.
  30. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 12:45 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Well, good for them.
    I don`t see a problem with this, but saying that I also feel compelled to say I would take no part in such activities.
  31. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 12:58 am
    I youtubed some poo. Found this.

    Proof

    Seems dolphins really do get turned on by humans.
  32. Profile photo of Aints
    Aints Male 18-29
    153 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 1:02 am
    I just had a hamburger and now I`m drinking coffee.. I`m not sure what I`m doing today, but I gotta go, see ya!
  33. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 1:31 am
    Just wanted everybody to know that I FINALLY stumbled upon an IAB page. that is all.
  34. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 4:44 am
    rule 34...
  35. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 5:01 am
    obviously edited to all hell. Funny none the less.
  36. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 5:06 am
    It takes all kinds. It takes a special kind to write a book about it. Lenny Bruce did say that, "Men will fu ck mud."
  37. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 5:48 am
    "Ruby passed away, probably due to a broken hat."
  38. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 5:51 am
    Substitute the word "child" for dolphin.. . ewwwwwwww
  39. Profile photo of yoda141
    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 5:53 am
    I hate it when they fake telephone conversations on the news
  40. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 8:34 am
    Wow that brings a new meaning to blow hole.
  41. Profile photo of TABITHA13
    TABITHA13 Female 13-17
    31 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 8:57 am
    he doin the nasty
  42. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 9:02 am
    Seriously. No really stop, dude, seriously?
  43. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    I see nothing wrong with this.
  44. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    what ever tickles his pickle, imo
  45. Profile photo of WobxFobxdobx
    WobxFobxdobx Male 18-29
    54 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Doesn`t matter, had sex.
  46. Profile photo of SnapsForMe
    SnapsForMe Female 18-29
    217 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    Wet Goddess. Sounds like a winner.
  47. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    I heard about this on 105.7 the Point here in St Louis. he was on the headline hoose section....

    Nasty NASTY mofo....
  48. Profile photo of mtlstreet
    mtlstreet Male 30-39
    4 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    Un méchant fou !
  49. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    Oh, F*CK! I need brain bleach!!!
    Awwww, damn! DAMN!!!!!!!!!
  50. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!
  51. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    W T F ??????????
  52. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    October 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    umm.... weird.
  53. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    ok srsly, people just chill out already. You all are drating rediculously 8 rght now. They are debating wether its right or wrong when obviously there is no right wrong when it comes to interspecies erotica. I find this so comical that nobody is over the fact that people drat animals.. and get drated by animals too.. lol srsly ppl grow up.
  54. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3890 posts
    October 3, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    This must be that slippery slope the religious right always talks about when attacking gay marriage. Next the gays are going to want to marry animals. What? The dolphin was a female? Never mind.
  55. Profile photo of MattyP
    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 4, 2011 at 5:30 am
    That`s hot. My only concern is, do I have do it underwater cuz I can`t hold my breath that long.
  56. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 4, 2011 at 5:36 am
    Did he name it Fapper???
  57. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 4, 2011 at 5:54 am


    Love is a beautiful thing...
  58. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 4, 2011 at 6:02 am
    Oh dear god, I just accidentally stumbled upon a dolphin porn site.
  59. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    October 4, 2011 at 9:34 am
    I am willing to go under knife to scrape this memory removed or blocked, will pay good money.
  60. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    October 4, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    D:

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