The King Cobra: Nature`s Arm Extender [Pic]

Submitted by: Juicy_Juice 5 years ago Misc

Can"t reach that can of Dinty Moore chunky beef stew on the out-of-reach top shelf in the kitchen? Use your King Cobra.
There are 24 comments:
Male 1,239
Sam, I think whether good or bad you are the only one who seems to trigger my need to contribute a comment! Any snake can get at least a third it`s length in the air so that snake, not being held, could almost look you in the eye! Needless to say that it would cause most sane people to instantaneously lose a few pounds on contact.
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Female 3,598
i didn`t know cobras could get that big... that is scary stuff...
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Male 25,416
Now thats a snake
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Male 621
Mines bigger.
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Female 1,427
Clearly we`re not seeing the whole story here.

See that glimpse of an arm? The other guy obviously had another large venomous snake in his grasp.

We can only assume a snake battle was taking place.
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Female 4,225
Holy crap O_o that`s cary

Hmm....someone call Chuck Testa
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Female 6,381
Not only could you use it reach that can of stew, you could probably use it as a can opener in the bargain.
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Male 14,774
That`s not an arm extension, that`s a lasso.
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Male 4,793
"It`s like fishing for birds. Or birding for birds? "

Wow... You sir are a god.
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Female 355
I need one of those to reach everything on the top shelf in my kitchen...and to keep small children away.
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Male 525
New riot control for the Wall Street protestors?
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Male 195
Is he trying to cut down some lemons?
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Male 2,229
I hate snakes...
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Female 1,623
He`s just compensating for something... I mean short arms.
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Female 9,402
Somewhere out there, Indiana Jones is telling someone that they hate snakes.
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Female 245
Damn, beautiful creature. He`s HUGE!
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Male 2,790
cobrakiller! we need you!


...to not kill this awesome snake
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Male 2,332
Oh dear. Now we`ve gone and said the same thing. SHIIIIIII
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Male 2,332
That`s a big ass snake!
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Male 886
Holy butterballs! That`s a big arse snake.
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Male 6,737
Really?

I think most people know that snakes are entirely muscle and this is no big shakes for them.
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Female 195
He`s so calm; how is that happening?
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Male 594
Is he swinging it around?
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Female 328
Link: The King Cobra: Nature`s Arm Extender [Pic] [Rate Link] - Can`t reach that can of Dinty Moore chunky beef stew on the out-of-reach top shelf in the kitchen? Use your King Cobra.
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