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Date: 10/29/11 08:01 AM

51 Responses to The Greatest Scene Ever Committed To Film

  1. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Link: The Greatest Scene Ever Committed To Film - The movie? It`s 1989`s `Beware: Children at Play` and it`s gloriously horrible.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Kill ALL the children!

  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:15 am
    ... the hell was that?
  4. Profile photo of Shelworth
    Shelworth Male 50-59
    385 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 8:16 am
    someone should put that to "yakkity-sax"
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:16 am

    Filmed on location in Norway.




    too soon?
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    tedgp Male 30-39
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:16 am
    So horrible its brilliant. Kinda makes we want to see the film now so im not saying.. wtf.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:18 am
    After seeing this clip, Im actually somewhat curious as to what happened before this.
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    myrtheus Male 30-39
    228 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Now I need to break out my Troma Studios library again! Awesome and awesome!
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    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 8:23 am
    WTF?! LMAO @ 1:40
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:44 am
    auch gerry, i have friends who had friends there!!

    ...stilll laughed, tho :/
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Anybody here know why this happened?
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 9:13 am
    i had better falls when i was falling off my bike =)
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    Authentic187 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Man, Gerry always takes the cake!!!! ahah
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 9:22 am
    After several children have gone missing, a writer and a cop decide to get to the bottom of the problem once and for all. As they find more and more leads they discover that their children are being brainwashed into zombified cannibal killers by a disturbed teen.

    So I guess they`re being killed because they`re a danger to everyone.
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    Spg Male 70 & Over
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    October 29, 2011 at 9:25 am
    PLOT:
    The film follows the inhabitants of a small rural town whose children are disappearing at an alarming rate and whose adults are simutaneously being killed in a ritualistic fashion. It is revealed early on that the kids are being inducted into a cannibalistic cult that live in the woods. The title is known mostly because of its brutal depictions of violence against children.

    The film is one of Troma`s most controversial titles due to its gruesome finale, a five-minute sequence where the townspeople brutally murder each of the cannibalistic children using firearms, pitchforks, and other assorted weapons. According to Lloyd Kaufman, when the film`s trailer played at the Cannes Film Festival before a screening of Tromeo and Juliet, nearly half of the theatre walked out in protest.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 9:54 am
    The final solution to the global population crisis?
  17. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 10:12 am
    And suddenly, all the parents found they had more money at the end of the day.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    October 29, 2011 at 10:17 am
    I was expecting a zombie dino sharktopus or something.
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    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 10:23 am
    There coming right for us!
  20. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 10:25 am
    If you don`t like kids, this is more of an uplifting film about hope and freedom.
    (Just kidding. Violence isn`t the answer. Condoms are. :D)
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    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 11:05 am
    That was crap.
  22. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    October 29, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Hilarious. Anyone know what the context is here?
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    stagefreak Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 11:45 am
    this is the best and worst thing i have ever seen. death by pitchfork was awesome!
  24. Profile photo of BTDM
    BTDM Male 18-29
    104 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 11:45 am
    "After several children have gone missing, a writer and a cop decide to get to the bottom of the problem once and for all. As they find more and more leads they discover that their children are being brainwashed into zombified cannibal killers by a disturbed teen."
    That should help you figure out what is almost happening. lol
  25. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I hope those hunters had permits.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    798 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    I`m going to show this to my kids and tell tham this is their next summer camp.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    They must have blown their budget on the props...
  28. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 29, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    That was totally drated up.
  29. Profile photo of Muert
    Muert Male 30-39
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    October 29, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    We do this out in the woods every weekend. Going to have to track down whoever was filming it.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    I`m not sure why they were killing those children, but all I know is I`m impressed with the special effect. So realist. And don`t even get me started on the acting. Some of the best fake dying I`ve ever seen. I think I can safely assume this movie won countless academy awards.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    One review of this flick goes something like:
    A bunch of bone biting brats bother a backwoods burg with butchery and bad acting. Spot on, I`d say. Released by Troma Studios, so what do you expect?
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    bluekrush Female 18-29
    20 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    "I`m going to show this to my kids and tell tham this is their next summer camp."

    That`s awesome.
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    What. The. F*ck. Was. That.
  34. Profile photo of FartSmeller
    FartSmeller Male 50-59
    33 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    This actually happened at a Jim Jones summer camp during the Kool-Aid break.
  35. Profile photo of FartSmeller
    FartSmeller Male 50-59
    33 posts
    October 29, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    This actually happened at a Jim Jones summer camp during the Kool-Aid break.
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    Toomuchcoffe Male 30-39
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    October 29, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    I dont think pedo bear approves of this film...
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    October 29, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    LOL @blue
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    October 29, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    Disturbing. I`m glad the acting and effects were awful.
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 1:00 am
    ....that`ll learn the little bastards!
  40. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 5:30 am
    Necro bear does though!
  41. Profile photo of Commentator
    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 7:27 am
    Pedo Bear at :35 !!!!!!!!
  42. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 8:10 am
    I`ll teach those pesky kids to trespass on my land!
  43. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Pfft... this is a boring Saturday morning for me.
  44. Profile photo of joosen52
    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 10:57 am
    I guess people didn`t like occupy wall street even back then.
  45. Profile photo of SuperN00B
    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    Kids should have cleaned there rooms when told.
  46. Profile photo of KNX
    KNX Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    OMG, what an epic soundtrack!
  47. Profile photo of Anshin
    Anshin Female 18-29
    127 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    "No..." *BANG*

    hahahaha
  48. Profile photo of last1in
    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    I laughed uncontrollably when the kids head literally blew up
  49. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    October 30, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    I would never let my kid be in a film like this
  50. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    damn kids get off my lawn
  51. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 31, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    YESSSS....

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