The Gentlemen`s Rant: Facebook

Submitted by: contempt247 5 years ago in Funny

It"s the gentlemen"s take on Facebook, but I think we can all share these sentiments.
There are 18 comments:
Male 290
@Albpoolshark: you know there is plenty of people out there that don`t have facebook accounts, as hard as that is for you to believe. why don`t you pull your head out of your arse and realize that there are actual thinking people out there who have interests and lives, not just zombies like you.

[email protected] pr!ck...
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Male 1
@Draculya

yea im suuuure this is why you dont have an account
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Male 14,827
This pretty much sums up Facebook and why I don`t have an account.
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Male 39
I`m pretty sure every time there`s a "Facebook Rant" it`s the same drating rant every single time.
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Male 25,416
lame
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Male 4,004
I`ve posted pics of my food, it was good god damned food though.

1. The best Sushi in Halifax, took a pic of my plate to make my friends jealous. The best sushi they have is run by a Thai and Chinese couple.
2. My lobster meal at some high end restaurant...

I wouldn`t take a pic of me eating at a fast food joint, or even at a regular restaurant (Boston Pizza, Jack Astor`s, Montana`s, etc.. and the likes)
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Male 2,033
@carmium

These others might pick on you, but I get it. Don`t take this kind of abuse laying down.
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Male 3,462
Hey carmium, did you understand what was meant? Yes, obviously you did. Communication is effective.

If communication is effective, who frigging cares how it was said?
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Male 559
Carmium- I couldn`t agree with you more. It makes my ears bleed. But as in a knife fight, after the first 100 stabs to the head, it just doesn`t hurt as much. It gets better.
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Male 734
This is as lame as the people they are goofing on.
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Male 3,745
carmium: you remind me of my english teacher...i hated my english teacher...
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Male 772
@carmium: I agree with you, but IAB banded against grammar nazis a long time ago. It`s not worth it ;)
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Male 1,582
I feel like I`ve seen this @_@
But still really enjoyed it.
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Male 38,457

@ carmiuim - you should post that on your facebook page because no one here gives a crap.
Have a nice day.
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Female 6,381
Is absolutely no one bothered anymore by phrases like "Laying by the pool"? Laying what? Eggs? The word, English speaking world, is `lying.`
"I was lying by the pool." "Lie down, Fido." "Why are you lying on the floor?"
This laying on, lay down, stuff is like nails on a blackboard to some of us.
I know it`s not relevant to the post, but I finally popped on the issue. Pardon.
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Female 2,509
exactly what is it about food postings?! I mean, really?
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Male 768
Thumbs up for Julie`s sweet, sweet ass.
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Male 6
Link: The Gentlemen`s Rant: Facebook [Rate Link] - It`s the gentlemen`s take on Facebook, but I think we can all share these sentiments.
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