Star Wars Through the Eyes of a Conspiracy Nut

Submitted by: krisley 6 years ago in Entertainment
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2011/09/20/an-alternate-view-of-the-story-of-star-wars/

Hehe, take that truthers.
There are 28 comments:
Male 15,510
It actually makes perfect sense
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Male 5,626
He forgot to put in a slide about the Empire`s unprovoked destruction of Alderaan.
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Female 737
I about lost it when Palpatine was reading to the kids.
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Male 208
@Thetas: It has become...an agent of The Dark Side
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Male 14,331
When did Luke stone and chop off the heads of non-belivers and sinners? Also when was the world trade center a war machine made to destroy planets?
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Male 126
If you look hard enough totally makes sense.
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Male 14,331
This`ll somehow turn into a hybrid clerks deathstar conversation with paralels to the USA I forsee...
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Male 14,331
It`s TIN FOIL HAT TIME!!!!
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Male 153
It was the reptilians.
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Male 2,694
That was beyond stupid on many levels.
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Male 646
My LINK...
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Male 646
Look at my link I posted earlier...
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Male 102
Truthers are idiots, Bush couldn`t read a speech without a prompter, yet people think he could mastermind the conspiracy involving several thousand highly skilled people, all of whom have said nothing, and get away with it without a shred of "evidence".

and TKD, you`re a moron, I`ve been to that war, seen what there was.. your conspiracy has absolutely nothing to do with what we were doing over there.
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Male 10,855
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Male 1,540
I tried watching through loose change with an open mind but I was laughing my ass off at it about half-way through. So stupid.

You want to see the truth behind loose change? Watch them have an "intelligent debate" against a couple of dudes from popular mechanics on youtube. They say stupid poo the whole time and every time the popular mechanics spokesmen completely rip apart their arguments, they laugh like immature little pricks, shaking their heads and butting in with more stupid poo.

You want to know the truth behind 9/11? Some planes were hijacked and ran in to some buildings. How hard a concept is that to grasp?
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Male 6,737
Crap article. Not funny at all.
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Male 2,424
You truthers are nuts.

Don`t like it? Too bad youre still frickin nuts.
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Male 4,793
9/11 = American government killed thousands of it`s own citizens for reasons still unknown, but speculated upon.

Those of you fighting in the war, it is for nothing. Those of you that have lost loved ones in the war, it was for nothing. Don`t like what I`m saying? Do something about it and figure out a way to get the govt people responsible to confess.
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Male 25,416
Thats just silly but so amusing!
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Female 6,381
I think it was all faked! The DeathStar was a model about a foot in diameter. It was hung from the ceiling with a camera pointing up from the floor and then exploded, giving a gravity-free effect to the burst on film.
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Male 1,540
@America USED to be a Republic, but it has long since morphed into something corrupt.

Something corrupt, eh? Well let me know what that something our government now is and I`ll listen to you.

Regardless I got a chuckle out of the comic.
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Male 11,739
What a steaming pile of poo. Yeah, the Empire is innocent. That`s why they destroyed an entire planet. Those weren`t government employees on the "Galactic Empire Space Station". They were soldiers on a giant military base called the Death Star.
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Male 559
no.
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Male 646
Uhhh.... This guy took it from this sketch...

Stormtroopers 9-11

What a biter...

But the sketch is funny!!
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Male 4,004
I`m sure even in the Star Wars Universe, they say that the Death Star`s explosion looks like it was done with explosives.
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Male 270
@seth

No, if you sit by watching the Simpsons and complaining about how evil the USG is online you are PART of that system of oppression.
Maybe you do resist and went to the occupy wall street protests, but most americans sit home, get fat and vent onine.

Get UP and GET ACTIVE!

Yours in Revolution,
Comm
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Male 208
If anything the Evil Empire IS the American government and the corporations affiliated with them, but the Republic is defined by just regular people, not defined by color or borders. After all, America USED to be a Republic, but it has long since morphed into something corrupt.
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Male 526
Link: Star Wars Through the Eyes of a Conspiracy Nut [Rate Link] - Hehe, take that truthers.
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