Slow Motion Goose Attack

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago in Funny

200 frames per second.
There are 30 comments:
Male 3,619
@EgalM
actually i live on a farm and spent my youth dealing with them (and peacocks) on a daily basis
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Male 6,737
Damn goose. You scary.
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Female 1,356
so much funnier in slo mo
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Female 6,381
Aptly demonstrating the origin of the term "goosed."
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Male 15,510
This is why we are doomed to extinction
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Male 2,790
geese are my new favorite type of fowl
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Male 1,737
@RecycleElf , I`m guessing you`ve never met one face to face, they are big. Same thing with turkeys, they can be nasty.
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Male 2,441
Just like the geese at my college. Mean ass birds.
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Male 25,417
Like a boss
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Male 3,619
jesus christ they are birds...

you just smack them right back
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Male 5,148
Yes madest i`m with you, especially for what you say about tedgp. You know what is worst than a lame post? An allways and forever complain by tedgp.
Tedgp or you post something really interesting or pls just shut your drating mouth off. We all have our balls inflated cause of your cries against posts.
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Male 570
there`s a live submissions page?
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Male 102
This was epic.

Ted and whatnot should complain when pics like the pan on the wrong burner come up.
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Male 299
thats amazing!
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Female 795
...and tedgp if you don`t like something just click next or back, it`s that simple. There are other people that visit this site that may have enjoyed it.
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Male 953
@tedgp - Have you seen some of the garbage that gets submitted? if not check out the Live Submission page.
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Male 361
Yeah STFU Tedgp, nobody likes a whining bitch
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Male 7,378
I`m not trying to absolve myself of anything. I saw it and liked it so I posted it. If you don`t like it nobody cares. If I don`t like it it won`t see the light of day on this site.

Thank you madduck.
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Female 8,006
tedgp. Please shut up. You may not like that- but I did, do not be rude. Thank you maddest- I for one enjoyed that - nice to see waterfowl getting their own back.
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Male 3,285
@madest you really dont have any logic skills do you. We dont need to sumbit ANY links at all to know when you are putting up completely retarded s hit.

When you say that, it becomes obvious that you are trying to absolve yourself of all responsibility on the matter, when you spout the same tired old rhetoric over and over.

Unfortunatley for you, people on this site arent as stupid as you seem to think they are. You are basically admitting that out of the `hundreds of sumbmissions a day` ( that has been said by multiple mods on here), the only submission you deem worthy is a video of a goose chasing a man.

Youre doing a piss poor job at what you are requested to do and you know it.
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Male 15,187
Wow good flying!
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Female 8,006
My 2.5lb mallard can draw blood when she goes for any of us. she has to be shut in the bedroom when a dog comes round as she will attack it. not, you understand because I am worried about the dog- more that the dog will attack back.
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Male 550
Lmao! That was hilarious!
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Male 7,378
(Gortrok has not added any links)
(tedgp has not added any links)

But both know how to complain like pros.
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Male 118
RUN AWAAAAYYYY!!!
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Male 772
I agree with tedgp, these mods put some really lame things through :P
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Female 2,509
Seriously, what would the reprocussion be if you just stopped and booted the bugger in the chest. I mean, can geese really do any serious damage?
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Male 3,285
seriously? you put this up over the `100`s of submissions` you get every day? Can fancy please hire new mods. Its pretty obvious the old ones want this site to die.
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Male 812
Geese are like velociraptors, only more ferocious.
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Male 7,378
Link: Slow Motion Goose Attack [Rate Link] - 200 frames per second.
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