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Date: 10/18/11 07:35 AM

24 Responses to Scenes From A 24-Hour Hotel Locksmith [Pic]

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    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 7:27 am
    Link: Scenes From A 24-Hour Hotel Locksmith - Getting so drunk, you lose all faculties and can`t find your hotel room key. Who hasn`t been there?
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 8:06 am
    Bait.
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    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Looks like he picked their locks and then murdered them.
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 9:13 am
    she would wake up in my bed ...pregnant
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:43 am
    i passed out on the beach in spain once and woke up to guardia police beating the crap out of me.. it`s all good though.. i found a sweedish chick on the way home that was lost and took her to my hotelroom.. if that was some karmapoo i wonder what happened to the cops;)
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    damokiwi Male 40-49
    75 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:05 am
    it`s a trap...
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Opportunity Knocks.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:47 am
    yea..... hey damokiwi... this is a little awkward but i think your using my avatar!!!!
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    @VAJENGA
    picked the locks to their rooms then murdered them in the hallway? o.O

    and no hotel would call a locksmith because you lost your key, they have more than ONE copy of it -_-
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    when in rome
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    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Time for surprise sex!
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Dear diary...jackpot.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    umm... hotels have key CARDS and we can make as many as we want for any room muahahahahahaha....
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    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    Not all hotels use key cards people... I had a hotel in Italy that used actual keys and if you lost it, you had to pay for a new set of locks.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    ..and they match!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    O-ethyl S- methylphosphonothioate FTW
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    PoopNoodle Male 40-49
    400 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 12:31 am
    I`ve never been this drunk before. I`m just sayin
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 3:11 am

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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 6:11 am
    I`d try to help those biches out. My balls would hat e me but my morale would be wonderful.
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    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 10:01 am
    It`s a time paradox, the girl on the top is actually the same girl but 2 hours later.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    October 19, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    I stay in a lot of hotels for business and have seen plenty of this scene. I don`t understand why girls drink themselves into such a vulnerable state. Show some self control and responsibility for your own safety.
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 2:04 am
    Come play with us, Danny...
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    strech2k Male 18-29
    83 posts
    October 20, 2011 at 6:19 am
    ima take them to my room and have them spend the night. I am nice.
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 22, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    No brakes on the rape train.

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