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Date: 10/13/11 02:12 PM

48 Responses to Ricky Gervais On Justin Bieber & Jesus [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    October 13, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Link: Ricky Gervais On Justin Bieber & Jesus - Not literally. Although that would be one hell of a threeway considering how staunchy Gervais is about his atheism.
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    saaytin Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    There are funny ways to make fun of religion. This was not one of them.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Who is this and why must he use so many words to say so little?
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    vVvBrock Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    <3 Ricky Gervais!
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    Ricky Gervais is brilliant. Any comedian who gives a sh-t what other people think about their offensive jokes isn`t a real comedian.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    haha love this man!
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    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Absolutely love this guy! He`s honest, and some people don`t like that, but he couldn`t care less. I don`t think he`s the best comedian out there, but he isn`t the worst either, that`s for sure.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    As harmless as this is, I smell a Heureux on the horizon to piss in everyone`s cheerios.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    so many words... so little of wisdom
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    nubblins Female 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    lol.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    As harmless as this is, I smell a Heureux on the horizon to piss in everyone`s cheerios.
    Remember, where there is Heureux there is surely a wave of stupidity to follow.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:07 pm
    not that i give a drat *derp* hahahahaha
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    Heureux Male 40-49
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    October 13, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    "As harmless as this is, I smell a Heureux on the horizon to piss in everyone`s cheerios.

    Remember, where there is Heureux there is surely a wave of stupidity to follow."

    Ah, because denigrating billions of people for your own enjoyment is a good thing - to people with no recognizable moral code.

    The two of you have demonstrated that sadism is a key component of atheism.

    Atheists are just a kind of bigot, like racists and homophobes. Were it not for the faddishness of atheism, most folks here wouldn`t even know who Ricky Gervais is, and as much as he milks his hatred of Christianity for some extra time in the spotlight, his career will fizzle soon enough. Andrew Dice Clay thought he`d be hot and relevant too.


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    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    "Atheists are just a kind of bigot, like racists and homophobes. Were it not for the faddishness of atheism, most folks here wouldn`t even know who Ricky Gervais is,"

    this could be the dumbest statement i`ve ever read...i wish i could somehow unread it...
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Heureux, this is an official warning to cease the trolling. I`ve warned you before several times on thread which you haven`t returned to.

    When you enter every thread on religion and sh*t all over that thread proclaiming how atheists are nothing more than prejudiced bigots akin to sexists, racists and homophobes, then disappear, you`re trolling the threads.

    I`d give the same warning (and have done in the past) to any atheist user who predictably hijacked every related thread with the same schtick on how Christians are all prejudiced bigots, or Muslims, or homosexuals, or people who like ice-cream for that matter. It`s bordering on hate-speech against a group different from you, and that isn`t tolerated.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    Dude, free speech and all that, but you`re trolling these boards, even if you don`t recognize that you are. Trust me, I`ve been Mod for over 6 years around here, I can spot a troll when I see one. Last time I banned anyone on grounds of trolling was back in June, please don`t set yourself up to my first in 4 months.

    Please, pretty please, keep the conversation civil. And if you`ve made a point in one thread, then fair enough, drop it and move on to the next. Please.
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    lyonartime Male 18-29
    260 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    Ah, Heureux, my sweet flower, how blissful am I at your return. Please, explain to me why I`m an atheist so I may bask in your deep philosophical insight.

    Also, if you`ll do me the pleasure explain how not caring about the opinions of others = denigrating billions, and how denigrating billions = sadism, I`ll continue to be eternally grateful for your existence.

    I await to feel the sting of your razor sharp wit against my mind.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    atheists talking about religion are like celibate priests talking about sex

    both chose not experience the very thing they claim to know "the truth" about better than everyone else.

    davymid

    I`m not trolling, and your ad hominem claim is a good reason why you should not be moderator.

    Why is it ok for anti-religion hate speech to appear here every day, but accurate, fair, and civil criticism of atheism is labeled trolling?

    Because atheism is entirely about ego. You cannot take criticism of atheism, but dish it out against religion.

    Atheism is a prejudice.
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    oh, and davymid

    bear in mind, of the two of us, you`re the one who had to use obscenity to express himself. The most common form of trolling

    is labeling people trolls.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    Yeah, that`ll do it. So long, Heureux. Try 4Chan, you`d fit right in.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    Thank you, Davymid *Big hug with assgrab*
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    Ricky Gervais tries too hard when it comes to religious jokes

    we get it, you`re an atheist
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    I genuinely didn`t see this as a joke. Religion says god is everywhere, that`s a fact, so why does this dumb poo Beiber goes all the way to my city to be closer to god?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    Who is this person
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    Try 4Chan, you`d fit right in.
    HA! I`d like to see that.

    Arg! What a retard Heureux is (was). I`ll pretend he was just trolling and didn`t actually believe what he said, just to maintain my sanity.

    I like Gervais. His whole demeanor screams "professional comedian". He`s one of the best. He`s made some poor decisions in the past though, in the name of celebrity.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    Aww, now I`ll never get the opportunity to delve into the depraved labyrinth that is Heureux` mind to determine why he feels he needs to satisfy his egotistical desire for attention. I had theories it has to do with some sense of feeling not worthy of the attention he now craves, maybe mommy and daddy didn`t put baby Heureux` drawings on the fridge, or perhaps the teachers in school placed him in the remedial program. I`ve seen just about all of the psychological defence mechanisms: denial, reaction formation, projection, etc. Maybe if I had a little more time to give him the help he craves then I...oh wait I don`t care any more.
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    atheists talking about religion are like celibate priests talking about sex
    OH F*CKING REALLY?

    Wow, you just proved how absolutely ignorant you are.

    You have NO idea how many atheists are people who`ve been religious, and turned away because they saw that there was no light, just a bunch of bullsh*t wrapped up in a pretty package.

    You`re a hypocrite. And a troll.

    You claim that atheists make broad generalizations about religious people?

    WTF are you doing?

    (Just now read that he was B&. Still posting this. Love how you called him out on the fact that he always disappears when someone comes up with an argument he can`t fight back against, Davy.)
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    I love me some Gervais. Yes I`m Christian. Yes, his comedy is hilarious.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    LMAO,@Heureux. You are a truly ignorant person. Bye bye...
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    It wasn`t funny until the cat and the glass of wine.

    Then it was only mildly funny.
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:11 am
    lol, relax. man can`t voice his opinion without the pc crowd?
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    crazyvic Male 13-17
    2 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:39 am
    glad that guy got banned. i`m very religious, i think this is funny as hell. atheists aren`t bigots. although, i`ve had the misfortune to meet a few people who think being atheists gives them a right to start a ridiculous fight with me over it. but those are just idiots, and every group has those.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 2:25 am
    asianchamp: not sure how new you are here, but that guy has been saying the same hate-spew on our forums for a long time. It was due time.
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    krysmantia Female 18-29
    65 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 3:23 am
    Not normally a fan of the fella, but he does make a pretty funny point. Plus he`s got a massive glass of wine and a cute cat. I`m on board.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 4:38 am
    Can we hang out sometime Ricky? I have a cat too, so they can play!
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 7:05 am
    He`s just chillin wit his kitteh :3
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    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 9:12 am
    "Atheism is a prejudice."

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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Closer to God as in understanding the roots of his religion, I`d assume. As in, his personal relationship with God. I R SMRT.
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    Cindrum Male 18-29
    77 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 11:26 am
    Too funny xD hahah he nailed it
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 11:27 am

    In Texas, the bigger the hair, the closer to God you are.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    October 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    LOL, that sounds about right Gerry.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    I`ll pretend he was just trolling and didn`t actually believe what he said

    He didn`t. It is impossible to believe what he said.

    The core of his "argument" was that it is irrational prejudice to not believe what other people believe, on the basis that doing so somehow denies their beliefs, which Heureux claimed were evidence.

    In order to believe what he said, Heureux would have to believe everything that anyone has ever believed.

    Not just every religion that has ever existed (including the ones that we know little or nothing about because they disappeared so long ago), but also every tale of every mythological character (e.g. the labours of Heracles), every tale of every supernatural creature or person (faeries, werewolves, etc, etc), every conspiracy "theory", every tale of aliens...etc, etc.

    So no, he didn`t believe what he said.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    this could be the dumbest statement i`ve ever read...i wish i could somehow unread it...

    You haven`t read enough Heureux, because he managed to top that a couple of posts later with this:

    Why is it ok for anti-religion hate speech to appear here every day, but accurate, fair, and civil criticism of atheism is labeled trolling?

    Atheism is a prejudice.

    To be fair, I`m not sure that Heureux was trolling. He might be irrational, bigoted and hypocritical enough for his posts to have been genuine.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    I genuinely didn`t see this as a joke. Religion says god is everywhere, that`s a fact, so why does this dumb poo Beiber goes all the way to my city to be closer to god?

    Organised religion seeks power, which requires it to convince believers that it controls access to their god(s) in some way. So it must teach that physical location is at least very relevant, if not absolutely essential.

    Medieval Catholic Christianity is perhaps the best example of that. That church gained fabulous wealth and power by convincing vast numbers of people that was true and openly selling divine favour to them. I mean that literally - that church took vast sums of money from people in exchange for "guaranteeing" preferential treatment in the afterlife. Modern American Christianity tries, with a fair degree of success, to do the same thing.

    It`s why for some while the punishment for translating the bible into a language many people could read was death.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    October 15, 2011 at 12:13 am
    Davymid, I take back what I said about Heureux in the other post. I didn`t realize that he was projecting bigotry.
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    October 15, 2011 at 7:03 am
    the man looks pissed off his nut. ramblings of a drunkard, have another pie, mate
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    I love celebutard on celebutard violence
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    slimofswiv Male 30-39
    116 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 3:16 am
    not sure about god being everywhere, but crazy is thats for sure, and nowhere more so than america lol, stop looking to god and grow up ffs

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