Playboy Announce Lindsay Lohan To Appear Nude [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago Entertainment

I-A-B POLL TIME: When the Lohan Playboy spread launches, will you go out of your way? Vote now, I-A-B. Team Firecrotch!
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Female 1,356
too... much... skin cancer.
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Male 1,569
who is that?
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Male 543
nice toe
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Male 4,004
I can see her taco.
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Male 4,004
"I`m cool with the drugs and anorexia. I can even tolerate the fact that she is a ginger. It`s the myriad S.T.D.s that make her unattractive."

Prove she has STD`s plz.
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Male 137
it appears she has no soul
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Male 91
So.. many... FRECKLES
X_X
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Female 2,695
where is the "no, i don`t give a poo" option?
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Male 678
Oh god, it`s hideous!
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Male 589
I`m cool with the drugs and anorexia. I can even tolerate the fact that she is a ginger. It`s the myriad S.T.D.s that make her unattractive.
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Male 950
camel toe
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Female 1,205
I don`t find her attractive at all anymore. She`s too thin from all the drugs and anorexia.
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Male 663
God what happened to her thighs?
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Male 195
Fancy: Don`t Let us down!!
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Male 808
Save your money and look through this shoot from th New Yorker magazine Lindsay NSF
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Male 283
Let`s be sure to isolate the problems from the person. Sure, it`s about the worst way possible to deal with success and fame, but it is A way.
When finally stop gawking at her, when she is old news and forgotten, I think she`ll feel much better. Maybe she`ll see someone to untangle her obviously troubled past and inner thoughts; re-interpret the memories and include them as part of `you` and move on, that`s the ticket. I would be happy for her. For now, DO NOT WANT!
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Male 2,384
theyre gunna have to photoshop the poo out of it
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Female 1,144
The girl was pretty for a ginger..once apon a time..Now she is a freaking train wreck...I wonder if Play-Boy is going to write an article about meth heads,alcohalics and drug addicts??? if soo, she would be a perfect model for that spread...a matter of fact she should get the centerfold....
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Male 10,440
My position isn`t covered in the survey. WTF IAB?
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Male 881
Does the photographer and the photo-shoppers get hazard pay? Imagine your job is to go over every pixel of her high resolution nudes photos. Oh God, I think I just threw up in my mouth. I`d rather take the jobs that illegals aliens wont even do.
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Female 3,727
THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE?
Wow, that`s kinda pathetic...

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Male 661
This girl is like watching one of those "World`s worst accident" shows. Just when you think the train smashing into the truck full of puppies couldn`t get any worse, the plane load of cancer patients smashes into the boatload of nuns escorting the Make a Wish foundation kids and that takes it to another level.

As a sidenote, google Lilo and you`ll get just as much of her ugly bits as Playboy will.
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Male 56
The sad thing is before drugs she was a pretty attractive girl. Look at her in the Herbie movie.
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Male 809
What does anyone see in her? She is a dog faced gremlin covered in cancer spots. Disgusting.
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Male 165
Why would you buy a playboy to see this, just put in google search and you`ll find plenty.
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Male 37,888

@ sourkraut - thank you *wink* there are photos . . .
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Male 1,596
bit rate hooker
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Male 1,239
Playboy: Crackwhore edition
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Male 4,594
She has a dick.
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Male 1,737
Gonna say "HELL NO" on this one, perhaps before all the drugs when she looked healthy. Even than I didn`t see what the big deal was.
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Male 5,190
Maybe an orange jumpsuit addition or something?
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Male 1,920
WOW, never would have seen that coming.

Anyone else find it ironic that the "Drag to share" button appears over her camel toe?
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Male 1,248
Its a playboy shoot so all we will geet to see is her butt and bewbs. who hasn`t seen those already that actually wants to?
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Male 1,582
The better get the best shop experts on her photos. That`s the only way she`ll look attractive.
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Male 3,472
What?! Fire Crotch ablaze on the pages of a once iconic publication?!
"She`s Not Worthy! She`s Not Worthy!"
When she was 16 for sure, but now she`ll sink Playboy.
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Male 1,471
I miss fancy`s harddrive :/
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Male 3,285



You seriously want to see THAT... Nude?
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Male 2,592
Oh that girl? She been naked at my house.. twice. Then one more time in my driveway after smoking some crack in my backyard.
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Male 283
@xCYBERDYNEx: Okay. I think I`m done now. You can turn off the internets...!DO NOT WANT!...I`m done...goodbye...I lost...sooooo do not want....
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Male 144
I will pay, if there really is some fire down below. Even if it is just herpes. Just a landing strip, though. I am not happy with porn women trying to bring back the bush. Bad idea.
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Male 2,516
haha, there`s camel toe in this picture, did anybody else notice? oh ya Davymid
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Male 4,902



Sexy!
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Male 369
Playboy retouches their pics to the nth degree... Christ, they`d even be able to stick Gerry in a bikini and pass him off as a babe...
Having said that, in Lohan`s case that job might even be beyond professional photoshoppers...
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Male 5,811
I`d hate to see what meth has done to that.
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Male 12,138
So it`s basically one entire human freckle, a cameltoe, and a solitary left nipple looking somewhere towards Venus.

Yeah, what the hell, I`ll still check it out. Rack me up for a "curiosity" vote.
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Male 14,774
Why? She`s a middle aged woman. Trailerite alcoholics only have a life expectancy of 50 years.
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Male 234
So I wasn`t the only one to see that cameltoe
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Male 37,888

So the crack head`s gonna show her crack...ya don`t see that everyday.
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Male 25,416
I will wait till it gets uploaded on the internet
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Male 4
maybe, but only out of curiousity. I`ve never seen the Grand Canyon before...
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Male 688
That`s disgusting.
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Male 3,894
Just curious.
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Male 4
I keep coming back to see the cameltoe...
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Male 15,832
Seen everything she has already back when she was marginally hotter than she is now.
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Male 7,585
About 5 years after anybody wants to see it.
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Male 79
eh...
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Male 1,444
I see her doing porn eventually
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Female 423
She used to be hot, but then she got all nasty skinny and drugged out. now shes ew.
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Male 1,832
If you`ve seen Machete you`ve already seen whats going to be in playboy.
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Female 1,181
no thank you. keep your clothes on, please.
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Male 1,440
I sure hope Playboy is trolling it`s readers.

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Male 936
about 10 years late
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Male 15,510
She is practically nude in that picture
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Male 321
Freckles & skinny hips... no me gusta
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Male 68
lol Oystah, well-played.
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Female 4,039
I`m not sure who`s hit rock bottom - Playboy or Lindsey Lohan.
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Male 525
Not sure if she`s hot and I`m looking forward to this, or I`m just a teenager...
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Male 87
cant wait to not see that.
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Male 228
Most people would think that she had freckles all over her body... they would be wrong, they are crabs!
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Male 41
I have never found her attractive. I also heard she doesn`t bath much and smells bad. That`s really disgusting. Probably has herpes like her friend Paris. Gross!
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Male 7,378
I`ll be there but not for the fap. It makes it even more exciting since she said she`d never go nude.
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Male 612
don`t care till she does some dvda.
im pretty sure you can already finder her naked via google.
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Male 40
I`d still hit it. Always enjoy a genuine redhead. Hopefully there`s still plenty of "evidence" that that`s what she is.
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Male 515
I read the title and thought:
some one at playboy is going to have to pull all the photo shop tricks out.
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Male 3,578
on a 1 to 10 i give her a 3
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Male 955
I thought she was hot after she did SNL and other things.

Now she looks like trash.
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Female 143
Yuck. She`s disgusting. Anyone that thinks she`s attractive needs to take the beer goggles off.
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Male 37,888

I`d have to see to have more material for jokes.
She doesn`t really give us enough with her arrests,
community service, court appearances, bad make up,
drinking, drug use, or sexual escepades.
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Male 734
I wonder if the photo shoot will be from within her jail cell.
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Male 177
Sure, I`ll check them out online, and that will be it. Not expecting much.
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Female 305
yes. after i see the nudies, i`m going to watch the parent trap. pedobear, out!
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Female 547
We`ll finally get to see the freckles coming out of her vagina.
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Female 695
hmm freckles, bad teeth and track marks, yay I wanna buy that issue
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Male 4
That is a fan-freakin`-tastic cameltoe.
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Female 3,696
Fancylad

I`m so sorry to break the illusion! Don`t worry, Hef will make it aaaall better <3 ;)
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Male 153
Uma Thurman still gets my vote as hottest fire crotch to pose in Playboy
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Male 19,861
Swaywithme, posting that link was not fair.
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Female 1,743
What`s hotter than a coked out ginger?

Nothing.
That`s what.
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Female 3,696
I can only imagine the hours and hours of photoshop this is going to require. Once upon a time, she was an amazingly beautiful girl...now this is going to get all nekkid.

Hoooboy...
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Male 2,034
Ew no. Give me LiLo circa Mean Girls and we`re in business.
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Male 21
I use to be all about her when I was 18, back when she still had meat on her bones.

Would I want to see her nude now? Nah. All I would have to do to imagine what she looks like naked is google image search the word skeleton.
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Male 19,861
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