Now THIS Is How You Review A Movie [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny

Roger Ebert, take note.
There are 30 comments:
Female 2,415
There was another similar movie I had the misfortune to see called "18 year old virgin" where some girl (18 of course) decides she needs to lose her virginity... thankfully neither of these movies are in any way realistic because if they were then they`d be about ... 5-10 minutes long. Seriously.
(Hot 18 year old girl) "Boy, I really want to have sex for the first time!"
(ANY nearby male that hears this) "I`m ready! Let`s go!"
(Sex) (Movie`s done, eh?)
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Female 2,927
i think with a review like that the movie wont be needed.
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Male 2,855
actually that was quite helpful
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Male 4,290
Good for you sir. Good for you.
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Male 723
****** SPOILER ALERT! ******

8-) LJ
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Male 6
Netflix thinks they`d give it 4 1/2 stars.
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Male 967
Nothing but the bare facts here. Outstanding!
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Male 4,902
@mcfarland123:


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Male 4,902
Sounds like a must see.
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Male 414
should of just said "go buy HUSTLERS Barely Legal" instead.
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Female 1,623
Nice.
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Male 10,440
I gotta say, that is one fine review. It`s exactly what I want to know about a movie like this.
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Male 758
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47 Posts Wednesday, October 5, 2011 4:23:31 PM
Reddit recycling bin, that`s all this site has become. Came back here after 2 months and still the same recycled old stories. I suppose it`s easier to get your comments seen on a site no one else comes to.

I like IAB`s format better!!
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Male 47
Reddit recycling bin, that`s all this site has become. Came back here after 2 months and still the same recycled old stories. I suppose it`s easier to get your comments seen on a site no one else comes to.
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Male 2,790
i just watched this on netflix yesterday...i wish i would have known this earlier...
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Male 3,060
Looks way better than Real Steel. Probably has a better plot too.
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Male 592
``95 out of 95 members found this review helpful``

LMAO.
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Male 5,314
it wasn`t worth it
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Male 14,331
hmmm 4 out of 5 c0c ks up!!
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Male 1,129
lol
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Male 25,416
Thats the best review... thats how you do it!
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Female 9,572
"Wow, why go through all that trouble? Just rent a porn, it takes less effort."

Or you can just Google it...
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Male 6,737
Damn right!
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Male 1,931
95 out of 95 members wacked off to this information.
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Male 2,440
[quote]Wow, why go through all that trouble? Just rent a porn, it takes less effort.[/quote]
Exactly. Renting this movie would be like surfing for porn circa 1990.
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Male 39,927

I`d definately click HELPFUL
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Male 3,147
I`d like to see more movie reviews this informative
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Male 1,216
95 out of 95 viewers found it helpful. He must feel proud.
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Female 99
Wow, why go through all that trouble? Just rent a porn, it takes less effort.
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Male 1,620
Link: Now THIS Is How You Review A Movie [Pic] [Rate Link] - Roger Ebert, take note.
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