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Date: 10/10/11 03:31 PM

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  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Link: Nice Try, Math Book... - But you`re still boring and you still suck.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Ok the joker gonna be destroied ( if the chandelier don`t fall first...well also in that case no chance for the joker).
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    Airfalco Male 18-29
    34 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Probably a physics book.
  4. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    the answer is b) commissioner gordon
  5. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    The Joker brings out a mustard gas bomb and throws it at the Bat`s face.
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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    It`s a physics book...
  7. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    Oh everyone else beat me to it...physics and all.
  8. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    In the advanced class, Batman has springs on his heels.
  9. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    Oh and P.S. it seems to me that Batman would weigh more than 175. I could be wrong, but I`ve always put him in the 190-200 range.
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    Cuppsworth Male 13-17
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Batman does not weigh 175 lbs. He`s gotta weigh at least 220. At least he should if he`s able to do all that poo.
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    xerch Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    honkeylips: The picture is in KG, 200 KG guy would fall and create a big crater on the floor.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    Thats the best way to learn....
  13. Profile photo of yoda141
    yoda141 Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    This is physics, and math doesn`t suck.
  14. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
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    October 10, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    math does suck
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    I remember we did that but with Tarzan and Jane in my theoretical mechanics class :-D
  16. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    No amount of batman`s badassness can make math fun.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    Nice Try, Math Book...
    Physics.

    Fool.

    Conservation of energy problem. Question is probably how fast is the Joker going to be kicked backwards.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    whatever it takes to make people want to learn, this for math and physics, or porn for anatomy/human sexuality... like i said, whatever works.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    "This is physics, and math doesn`t suck."

    You suck
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    Muert Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    Can`t know how fast the Joker is going unless you know the Bat`s speed after the impact. Batman`s velocity prior to the impact would be cake though.
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    I read these comments and all I hear are English majors complain.

    Math and science are great.

    I had this problem in a text book, it`s easy. It took 4 lines maybe 5
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
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    October 10, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    Clever
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    RarLoco Female 50-59
    53 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    as the comic book store guy from the Simpson`s said:
    Kids only want to know what it is and not why it is
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    I <3 physics
  25. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    must be a physics book because this would be solved using physics and not math )-|
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    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    October 10, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    Im not sure what the question is.... all I see here is that Batman is fatter than the Joker.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    October 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    Why so serious?
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    breadman Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    Just in case all the other comments saying the exact same thing didn`t sink in, I`m going to go ahead and say that this is probably a physics book.
  29. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 10:22 pm
    that really would suck, think of trying to calculate the resistance from his cape -_-
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    NitrAce Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 10:40 pm
    This is Physics... :/
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
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    October 10, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    thats some serious rounding off. plus, i`m sure Bale weighs at least 95 when he was packing it for American Psycho.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    October 11, 2011 at 1:25 am
    clearly not calculating the various mass displacement of the crystal chandelier
  33. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 1:31 am
    velocity = sqrt(2*9.81*5 metres) = 9.9 m/s
    Impact: m1v1 = m2v2
    v2 = 80*9.9/70 = 11.32 m/s

    Yay high school physics. >_>
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    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 1:55 am
    Shopped, but still funny! ^^
  35. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 5:35 am
    Shut up, Math is awesome.
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    Raicuparta Male 18-29
    137 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 6:20 am
    Wait, was he sitting there before he jumped? That`s kinda lame. He couldn`t be standing up, or the trajectory of his center of mass would be different...
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2011 at 6:39 am
    Since the Chandelier would move slightly, the calculation will change.
  38. Profile photo of Megalo
    Megalo Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 6:49 am
    "Shopped, but still funny! ^^"

    Not shopped I had the exact same question on a test a few semesters ago
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 7:59 am
    answer is 4. It is always 4.
  40. Profile photo of Yeahhhhhhhhh
    Yeahhhhhhhhh Male 18-29
    105 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 11:27 am
    I like how you can`t read the problem at all. This is so photoshopped.
  41. Profile photo of DSDavis008
    DSDavis008 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    Jokers going to get hit by about 3200 Newtons of force. If Batman stops completely Joker will be moving at about 9.5 m/s
  42. Profile photo of DSDavis008
    DSDavis008 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    assuming batman hits him a meter above the ground and collision is elastic
  43. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Batman 80kg?

    They should have used Spiderman for that question, as 80Kg`s is a believable guesstimate.
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    hyperspectre Male 18-29
    27 posts
    October 11, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    DSDavis008 - FTW! hahahahaha
  45. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 7:35 am
    Problem.... the chandelier would not be still... and we have no solid figures or variables to account for its movement. Occums razor may be God... But even God`s too phucking stupid to make people without enough dirt.
  46. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    October 17, 2011 at 10:25 am
    what is the copyright law in using comic characters in math books?
  47. Profile photo of DrCat
    DrCat Male 30-39
    70 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:27 am
    If he lowers his feet just a bit batman can kick joker right in the junk.

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