# Nice Try, Math Book... [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in
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But you"re still boring and you still suck.
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There are 47 comments:
Male 70
If he lowers his feet just a bit batman can kick joker right in the junk.
Female 408
what is the copyright law in using comic characters in math books?
Female 535
Problem.... the chandelier would not be still... and we have no solid figures or variables to account for its movement. Occums razor may be God... But even God`s too phucking stupid to make people without enough dirt.
Male 27
DSDavis008 - FTW! hahahahaha
Male 4,004
Batman 80kg?

They should have used Spiderman for that question, as 80Kg`s is a believable guesstimate.
Male 68
assuming batman hits him a meter above the ground and collision is elastic
Male 68
Jokers going to get hit by about 3200 Newtons of force. If Batman stops completely Joker will be moving at about 9.5 m/s
Male 105
I like how you can`t read the problem at all. This is so photoshopped.
Male 1,093
answer is 4. It is always 4.
Male 58
"Shopped, but still funny! ^^"

Not shopped I had the exact same question on a test a few semesters ago
Male 1,216
Since the Chandelier would move slightly, the calculation will change.
Male 137
Wait, was he sitting there before he jumped? That`s kinda lame. He couldn`t be standing up, or the trajectory of his center of mass would be different...
Male 280
Shut up, Math is awesome.
Female 298
Shopped, but still funny! ^^
Male 336
velocity = sqrt(2*9.81*5 metres) = 9.9 m/s
Impact: m1v1 = m2v2
v2 = 80*9.9/70 = 11.32 m/s

Yay high school physics. >_>
Male 13,624
clearly not calculating the various mass displacement of the crystal chandelier
Male 414
thats some serious rounding off. plus, i`m sure Bale weighs at least 95 when he was packing it for American Psycho.
Male 20
This is Physics... :/
Male 2,419
that really would suck, think of trying to calculate the resistance from his cape -_-
Male 41
Just in case all the other comments saying the exact same thing didn`t sink in, I`m going to go ahead and say that this is probably a physics book.
Male 6,737
Why so serious?
Male 411
Im not sure what the question is.... all I see here is that Batman is fatter than the Joker.
Male 1,674
must be a physics book because this would be solved using physics and not math )-|
Male 1,582
I <3 physics
Female 53
as the comic book store guy from the Simpson`s said:
Kids only want to know what it is and not why it is
Male 1,448
Clever
Male 515
I read these comments and all I hear are English majors complain.

Math and science are great.

I had this problem in a text book, it`s easy. It took 4 lines maybe 5
Male 376
Can`t know how fast the Joker is going unless you know the Bat`s speed after the impact. Batman`s velocity prior to the impact would be cake though.
Male 2,796
"This is physics, and math doesn`t suck."

You suck
Female 4,086
whatever it takes to make people want to learn, this for math and physics, or porn for anatomy/human sexuality... like i said, whatever works.
Male 10,440
[quote] Nice Try, Math Book... [/quote]
Physics.

Fool.

Conservation of energy problem. Question is probably how fast is the Joker going to be kicked backwards.
Male 2,841
No amount of batman`s badassness can make math fun.
Male 2,516
I remember we did that but with Tarzan and Jane in my theoretical mechanics class :-D
Male 2,790
math does suck
Male 266
This is physics, and math doesn`t suck.
Male 25,416
Thats the best way to learn....
Male 195
honkeylips: The picture is in KG, 200 KG guy would fall and create a big crater on the floor.
Male 58
Batman does not weigh 175 lbs. He`s gotta weigh at least 220. At least he should if he`s able to do all that poo.
Male 1,586
Oh and P.S. it seems to me that Batman would weigh more than 175. I could be wrong, but I`ve always put him in the 190-200 range.
Male 446
In the advanced class, Batman has springs on his heels.
Male 1,586
Oh everyone else beat me to it...physics and all.
Male 265
It`s a physics book...
Male 1,931
The Joker brings out a mustard gas bomb and throws it at the Bat`s face.
Male 1,674
the answer is b) commissioner gordon
Male 34
Probably a physics book.
Male 5,081
Ok the joker gonna be destroied ( if the chandelier don`t fall first...well also in that case no chance for the joker).
Female 596
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