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Date: 10/23/11 07:04 AM

42 Responses to Newsflash: Face Tattoo`s Don`t Make You Tough!

  1. Profile photo of matei
    matei Male 18-29
    68 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 5:40 am
    Link: Newsflash: Face Tattoo`s Don`t Make You Tough! - Grown man scared to tears from puppies? Haha.
  2. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:10 am
    Somehow, I just don`t believe you!
  3. Profile photo of Klamz
    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:15 am
    Lucky his face tat`s aren`t tears, when I`m hunting I target those specifically.
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    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:30 am
    To be fair you cant help phobias.
    I drating HATE roosterroaches, all other incects im fine with. Spiders can kill you, but they dont bother me. roosterroaches can`t but just thinking about them make me cringe...
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    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:33 am
    ...yes..rooster roaches...
    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:36 am
    Talk about a submitter taking things WAY out of context. More fail from iab.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:51 am

    If you had been chased by as many police dogs as this guy, you`d have a K9 aversion too!

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 8:07 am
    Just as he makes contact, the puppy handler yells "Brutus, KILL!"
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 8:27 am
    I`d say he`s pretty damn tough to be confronting a fear that is that strong.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 9:11 am
    "...yes..rooster roaches...
    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!"

    F*cking hilarious.
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    Freyr108 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 9:26 am
    man, that woman in the yellow is STRONG! HAd it been me i was have been rolling on the floor laughing
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 9:30 am
    I have the same problem only with Jack Russels... He`s brave!
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 9:42 am
    That was pretty funny at first, then just kinda...sad...

    He`d hate to be in my house right now; we`re fostering a litter of pit bulls pups. But they are freaking adorable!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 9:50 am
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Gerry, That`s the best gif ever.
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    Sloppy1 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    Yupp he is a coward, I would of used the work p*ssy but, geez, this has to be fake
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    NNoamfer Male 18-29
    1216 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    This site is full of judgmental people. I foresee it becoming a shallow gossip site. It`s already shallow as drat.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    lol
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    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    I don`t find this funny at all.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    "You have to touch the dog before you leave, I`m sorry."

    While this entire thing is ridiculous, blonde bitches on reality TV shows piss me the drat off. The idea of, "I control this situation, I am controlling you." Like the girl who got hit in the face with a watermelon. The blonde bitch host was like, "No, you don`t need medical attention. You have to finish this challenge, you don`t have a choice."

    I want to punch them in the face!
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    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Oh god, if it was a spider instead of a dog I couldn`t do it. I could not touch a spider. I wonder how bad his phobia is. I flip the f uck out when even seeing them across the room.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    I think the narrator should get over her fear of butt secks by letting me nail her.
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    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    This wasn`t funny. I really feel bad for the guy, he clearly has had some traumatic experiences in his past.
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    That fear is perfectly rational if he watched his friend get chewed up by a pit bull when he was 5.
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    @ggolbez:

    Well they are blonde and seemingly somewhat attractive and they probably come from California. Of course they are bitches.
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    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    his phobia is perfectly rational after what he saw.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    its just a little puppy!!!!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    At least is not Spectrophobia: Those who are too afraid to look at their own reflection in a mirror.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    if it was a full grown dog i can understand, but a puppy? whats he going to do piddle on your foot?
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    hugobravo Male 30-39
    46 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    jeez! what a bitch!!
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    October 23, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Have some sympathy guys!
    I mean that beast was absolutely terrifying!


  32. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 12:43 am
    BEHOLD!! The face of fear and terror itself!!
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:28 am
    damnit stop posting those horrendously scary cute puppy pictures kthnx!
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    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 4:14 am
    Although pit bulls can savage someone to the point of needing hundreds of stitches and worse, so can any dog. Pit bulls are only mean and vicious if they`re trained to be. You`re not going to hear on the news about the millions of pit bulls that are nice and friendly because it`s not news.
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 4:29 am
    I completely understand this guy`s fear, pitbulls can be nasty.... but then so can any animal which has evolved as a carnivore!
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 5:36 am
    There are many dogs that are more inherently evil than a pit bull. The Chihuahua comes to mind.

    Pit bulls are just strong, so if you act like an ass and piss one off, you`ll get what`s coming to you.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6267 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 6:59 am
    Sloppy1-"Yupp he is a coward"

    I`m sorry, but I don`t consider anyone willing to face his fear as a `coward`.

    Fear, by its very nature, is irrational. One can no more control what they are afraid of as they can the color of their eyes.

    I`ve had girlfriends afraid of clowns, dogs and even ducks. At no time did I ever make fun of it.

    My wife is afraid of small crawly things. But she`s also shoved her hands inside a man`s chest to save his life. Do you think I`d call HER a coward?
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    6267 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 7:08 am
    auburnjunky-"The Chihuahua comes to mind."

    Amen. I don`t think Chihuahuas classify as dogs. They`re really rats on acid.

    I realized a long time ago that the smaller an animal of a Family (biological usage there), the more high-strung (or pissed off) the animal is.

    A Chihuahua is much meaner than an Irish Wolfhound.

    A Shetland Pony has more attitude than a Quarter-horse.

    Short men are angrier than tall men (napoleon complex).

    Personally, I think it has to do with the fact that in each case, the brain is too close to the @$$hole.
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36861 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 7:14 am

    A teeny tiny dog can be more viscious than a Pit Bull.

    The Pit Bull is just more capable of doing something about it!


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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 9:46 am
    I already posted my comment on youtube but he`s not a coward. He`s facing his fears unlike most people. And this is probably what he sees:







    I am terrified of these dogs as well!
  41. Profile photo of morimacil123
    morimacil123 Male 18-29
    171 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 11:59 am
    "Fear, by its very nature, is irrational."
    No.
    Fear, by its very nature, is the most rational thing there is. Being afraid of getting bitten by a poisonous spider, of being eaten by a wild animal, of falling and dying/breaking your bones, is very very rational. If we werent scared of stuff, we would wuite simply be dead.

    Phobias on the other hand are irrational. By definition, since they are simply irrational fears.

    Being afraid of spiders that you dont know for example, is a very rational fear. The spider might not look like much, but its bite could kill you. Very rational fear keeping humans and other animals alive since millions of years.
    Now on the other hand, if you know a certain type of spider isnt venimous, but are still afraid, thats a phobia. Arachnophobia to be precise.
  42. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    "Fear, by its very nature, is the most rational thing there is. Being afraid of getting bitten by a poisonous spider, of being eaten by a wild animal, of falling and dying/breaking your bones, is very very rational. If we werent scared of stuff, we would wuite simply be dead.

    Phobias on the other hand are irrational. By definition, since they are simply irrational fears.

    Being afraid of spiders that you dont know for example, is a very rational fear. The spider might not look like much, but its bite could kill you. Very rational fear keeping humans and other animals alive since millions of years.
    Now on the other hand, if you know a certain type of spider isnt venimous, but are still afraid, thats a phobia. Arachnophobia to be precise."

    I second this.

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