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Date: 10/12/11 11:07 AM

33 Responses to Never Go Full Retard… [Pic]

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:08 am
    Link: Never Go Full Retard... - NEVER!
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:17 am
    You sir, Lack Research...

    re-tard 1 (ri-tard)
    v. re·tard-ed, re-tard-ing, re-tards
    v.tr.
    To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.
    v.intr.
    To be delayed.
    n.
    1. A slowing down or hindering of progress; a delay.


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  3. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:35 am
    Tubby. Most people are aware that there are multiple meanings for retard. It`s just funnier to misinterpret.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:40 am
    I agree with Tubby.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:41 am
    wow thats actually lagit... learning is fun!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:50 am
    SIGH
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Oh so you didn`t get the joke Tubby? Let me catch you up to speed with those of us who understand humor. It was a play on words, and sometimes a play on words can be funny to those of us who like a good joke. Pretty complicated I know. Just think about it a few times and do some research on humor, and I think you`ll catch up in no time ^_~ Good luck pal!
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Well there`s not that many definitions for `retard`. Only a retard would think there are multiple meanings for `retard`.

    j/k
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Tubby, you sir ARE a retard:

    Pun

    Noun:
    A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

    Verb:
    Make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word.

    Synonyms:
    wordplay - quibble - quirk - play on words - paronomasia
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    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    The next time my wife starts anything, I`m definitely going full retard on her a$$.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    Im aware that "retard" has multiple meanings, however "Retard" when used as slang ie ("your retarded") is basically hate speech and shouldn`t be made fun of and/or included in joke.
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    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    also a technical term in some areas....retard also means to hinder, or slow. though i cant begin to see what is going on in this context...
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    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    youtube.com/watch?v=ldR8eQzuDGo
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    Qwase Male 18-29
    37 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Shut up tubby. This is funny I laughed.... U mad bro? :D
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3289 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    So Tubby, who is "retard" hating on?

    Retardation is a medical condition. And so are imbecile, moron, and idiot.
    You have a right to be offended, but you are an oversensitive idiot for doing so.

    If people stopped being so overly sensitive not wanting to hurt others` feeling, and banning words, this world would be for the better.
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    dudeman21 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Haha! Tubby... "your retarded?..." Are you kidding? If you`re going to try to be politically correct, at the very least, try to spell things right in your argument. It should be, "You`re retarded," as in "You are retarded."
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    I think the line of reasoning is, calling someone mentally retarded implies that they haven`t developed fully into what they were supposed to when in fact they have developed as their genes have requested. It`s like the joke of calling a short person "height challenged". Except with the implication that they haven`t reached their own development potential. Like they haven`t become a full human yet. Like short people.
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    zyran Male 18-29
    27 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    retard backwards is drater
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    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    @Tubby: If it makes you feel any better, you`re not a retard... you are a f ucking jackass!
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    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Holy crap you people are immature.
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    infantry0 Male 30-39
    164 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    ha
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    I told you to stop at 550 but nooo you had to keep going. Serves you right!
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    This same exact discussion happened when the movie from which this line was lovingly lifted was released. See Tropic Thunder. Here`s the scene right here Oh, and the line was delivered by a white man playing an Australian white man, who was playing a black man in the movie (1:50 is where the quote starts)...
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    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    Hahaha; right when I saw the word "retard" it was already awesome!
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    How I long for the days when people were not offended by everything under the sun.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    America, this is why you`re fat.

    Oh sorry, it`s a pressure gauge; I thought it was a set of scales.
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    OMG!!!! This is the best pucking IAB title for a pic ever! I will laugh forever at this... or at least until i`m not high anymore. either one.
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    October 12, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    @Viking864 correct me if i`m wrong but i think it says 2006 on that gauge.
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    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 12:46 am
    Actually I don`t get it, why make the pressure gauge go that high anyways?
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    October 13, 2011 at 1:57 am
    OK i got a laugh out of this......Im going to hell, YAY!!!!
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    axlton Male 30-39
    13 posts
    October 14, 2011 at 12:26 am
    ok, what this means is you`d better slow down or "retard" the flow of water to that gauge. because if you don`t your gonna get too much pressure, and, your retarded ass is gonna break an not only the water pipes but also a very retarded guage.
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    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    October 16, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    Reminds me of my car`s GPS Speedo. After 200km/h it lights up a "NUTS!" sign in red. xD
  33. Profile photo of Tekas
    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    October 18, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    Reminds me of my car`s GPS Speedo. After 200km/h it lights up a "NUTS!" sign in red. xD

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