Never Go Full Retard... [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago Funny

NEVER!
There are 32 comments:
Male 147
Reminds me of my car`s GPS Speedo. After 200km/h it lights up a "NUTS!" sign in red. xD
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Male 147
Reminds me of my car`s GPS Speedo. After 200km/h it lights up a "NUTS!" sign in red. xD
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Male 16
ok, what this means is you`d better slow down or "retard" the flow of water to that gauge. because if you don`t your gonna get too much pressure, and, your retarded ass is gonna break an not only the water pipes but also a very retarded guage.
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Male 2,700
OK i got a laugh out of this......Im going to hell, YAY!!!!
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Male 306
Actually I don`t get it, why make the pressure gauge go that high anyways?
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Male 490
@Viking864 correct me if i`m wrong but i think it says 2006 on that gauge.
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Female 535
OMG!!!! This is the best pucking IAB title for a pic ever! I will laugh forever at this... or at least until i`m not high anymore. either one.
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Male 14,775
America, this is why you`re fat.

Oh sorry, it`s a pressure gauge; I thought it was a set of scales.
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Male 1,444
How I long for the days when people were not offended by everything under the sun.
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Female 515
Hahaha; right when I saw the word "retard" it was already awesome!
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Male 4,431
This same exact discussion happened when the movie from which this line was lovingly lifted was released. See Tropic Thunder. Here`s the scene right here Oh, and the line was delivered by a white man playing an Australian white man, who was playing a black man in the movie (1:50 is where the quote starts)...
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Male 164
ha
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Female 169
Holy crap you people are immature.
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Male 297
@Tubby: If it makes you feel any better, you`re not a retard... you are a f ucking jackass!
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Male 27
retard backwards is drater
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Male 3,310
I think the line of reasoning is, calling someone mentally retarded implies that they haven`t developed fully into what they were supposed to when in fact they have developed as their genes have requested. It`s like the joke of calling a short person "height challenged". Except with the implication that they haven`t reached their own development potential. Like they haven`t become a full human yet. Like short people.
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Male 19
Haha! Tubby... "your retarded?..." Are you kidding? If you`re going to try to be politically correct, at the very least, try to spell things right in your argument. It should be, "You`re retarded," as in "You are retarded."
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Male 3,430
So Tubby, who is "retard" hating on?

Retardation is a medical condition. And so are imbecile, moron, and idiot.
You have a right to be offended, but you are an oversensitive idiot for doing so.

If people stopped being so overly sensitive not wanting to hurt others` feeling, and banning words, this world would be for the better.
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Male 37
Shut up tubby. This is funny I laughed.... U mad bro? :D
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Male 120
youtube.com/watch?v=ldR8eQzuDGo
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Male 185
also a technical term in some areas....retard also means to hinder, or slow. though i cant begin to see what is going on in this context...
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Male 1,440
Im aware that "retard" has multiple meanings, however "Retard" when used as slang ie ("your retarded") is basically hate speech and shouldn`t be made fun of and/or included in joke.
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Male 405
The next time my wife starts anything, I`m definitely going full retard on her a$$.
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Male 1,178
Tubby, you sir ARE a retard:

Pun

Noun:
A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

Verb:
Make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word.

Synonyms:
wordplay - quibble - quirk - play on words - paronomasia
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Male 3,310
Well there`s not that many definitions for `retard`. Only a retard would think there are multiple meanings for `retard`.

j/k
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Male 1,582
Oh so you didn`t get the joke Tubby? Let me catch you up to speed with those of us who understand humor. It was a play on words, and sometimes a play on words can be funny to those of us who like a good joke. Pretty complicated I know. Just think about it a few times and do some research on humor, and I think you`ll catch up in no time ^_~ Good luck pal!
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Female 3,727
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Male 25,416
wow thats actually lagit... learning is fun!
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Male 6,737
I agree with Tubby.
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Male 3,894
Tubby. Most people are aware that there are multiple meanings for retard. It`s just funnier to misinterpret.
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Male 1,440
You sir, Lack Research...

re-tard 1 (ri-tard)
v. re·tard-ed, re-tard-ing, re-tards
v.tr.
To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.
v.intr.
To be delayed.
n.
1. A slowing down or hindering of progress; a delay.


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