The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 39    Average: 3.1/5]
28 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 12241
Rating: 3.1
Category: Misc
Date: 10/24/11 01:28 PM

28 Responses to Maru The Cat Sleeps

  1. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Link: Maru The Cat Sleeps - Even while sleeping, Maru is a billion times cuter than you.
  2. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    That goddam filthy cat would last about ten seconds in my house. I`d light that furry pile of sh*t on fire then stomp it out as it was running around like a brightly lit retard... Then I`d gleefully send the video into IAB for giggles.

    Cats = Suck
  3. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    Ok. I`m going out on a whim when I say this. I make make enemies here... but I`m sick of Maru now.
  4. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    He is not cuter than me. I like to fondle, to eat until i womit, sleep 20 hrs a day, have a decent fur, and can pointlessly chase stuff when i decide not to be asleep. I am awesome!!!
  5. Profile photo of sunday_scour
    sunday_scour Male 18-29
    283 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    That`s pmarren folks! He`ll be here all week. Don`t forget to tip your waiter.
  6. Profile photo of WallSpace23
    WallSpace23 Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 24, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    pmarren, Why would you bother to watch a 2 minute cat video if you hate cats?
  7. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Hate cats much, pmarren ?
  8. Profile photo of Chocolatex
    Chocolatex Male 30-39
    84 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    Waiting for a Maru sex tape.
  9. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    pmarren we all allready got your point so can you please stop to post your psychopathic rant every time we have a post about cats?
  10. Profile photo of humanmonster
    humanmonster Female 18-29
    50 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Wow Pmarren... no better way to prove how SMALL of a "man" you are than by announcing you abuse animals. Tieny Tiny man child.
  11. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    1. I sleep like that
    2. I`m even more cute when I sleep like that
    3. what the hell is it chewing on?
    4. that meow annoys the hell out of me for some reason
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Looks like they went fishing and hooked Maru.

    I`m okay with that.
  13. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    I thought pmarren was permabanned?
  14. Profile photo of humanmonster
    humanmonster Female 18-29
    50 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Did anyone else think that toy might be stuck on Maru`s teeth?
  15. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    That video was really dull.
    And Maru isn`t as cute in this vid as he usually is. *shrug*
  16. Profile photo of omnimon177
    omnimon177 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Maru is way better than those dumbass `I see goatsee` posts.
  17. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Sleeping... I was hoping it was dead... I`m sick of these stupid videos.
  18. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    817 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    I`m surprised no one on this site wants to roll him up and stuff him in their vagina.
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    really.... a sleeping cat makes it on here now
  20. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    maru`s put on some weight! it`s not cute anymore :(
  21. Profile photo of Sloppy1
    Sloppy1 Male 18-29
    267 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    This is ridiculous, a stupid sleeping cat? CMON I-A-B someone please feed this thing to a Python already
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    Lmao @ insane_ai
  23. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    WTF is that in his mouth??
  24. Profile photo of kineo
    kineo Male 30-39
    68 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    Carmium, looks like some sort of fishing lure type of thing... since Maru doesn`t look to be in pain, it doesn`t have a hook on it. Maybe it`s just a toy for the kitty.
  25. Profile photo of asiina
    asiina Female 18-29
    167 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    He`s not sleeping, his tail is moving. Cats do this fake sleeping all the time. They are fooling you.
  26. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    The 1st half of the clip: Maru is not enjoying the camera/ cat paparrazi as much as he used to! I predict a DUI & a stint in rehab in 3, 2...
  27. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    October 24, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    Damn you Maru!!Why ya gotta be so cute? I don`t even like cats.Damn you Maru!!!!
  28. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    October 26, 2011 at 8:37 am
    I hate cats, as much as I hate Internet loltards.

Leave a Reply