It Getteth Better

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago

God has a message for LGBT youth.
There are 16 comments:
Male 1,582
Did pro-god people just disappear? I`m use to them raging up a storm at anything that even slightly mocks their religion. All commentors appear to not care, or are anti-god. I`m excited to see the lack of religious nuts. Maybe this world can progress yet!
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Male 266
Well good thing we have the fantastic four, harry potter and iron chariots on our side.
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Male 14,773
lol god is not 10% Gay. god is an imaginary friend who you pretend tells you to evil things and absolves you of responsibility through notional `forgiveness`.
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Male 884
@jendrian
It must suck to be stuck in the Old Testament with that vengeful, eye-for-an-eye God.
I`ll bet Christians thank God for Jesus!
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Male 3,310
Do you believe in magic?
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Male 884
Funny!
"But do you think I`d have left the garden of Eden to a Woman?"

Well, he might as well have said it.
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Male 2,516
Voldemort doesn`t want to end civilization ... he just hates you for not being born magic from magic parents, that`s all. Galactus doesn`t care whether you live or not.

God on the other hand is actively checking out everything you do just looking for you to make the tiniest mistake and condemn you to an eternity of suffering.
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Male 10,440
[quote] The god of the bible hates you. And so does Voldemort, and so does Galactus. [/quote]
In defense of Galactus, he doesn`t hate us. He`ll only destroy us if he happens to be hungry and nearby. It`s a random chance with him.

...whereas the other two actively seek the end of civilization.

So, in summary, I`d rather there be a Galactus than a Yaweh.
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Female 448
I laughed cause I got it was a joke.
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Male 25,416
That was odd...
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Male 508
I <3 blasphemy.
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Male 19
I love how this was not only completely blasphemous, but managed to insult transgender individuals buy illustrating that woman with a beard. Really classy, and your production quality is something to be admired. That last part was sarcasm if you didn`t catch it.
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Male 266
The very concept of a god is ridiculous, and if bronze-age goat herders invent one and apply their barbaric morals on his character, you get the judeochristian god, the most stupid, nonsensical and contradictory of them all. Make no mistake gay people: The god of the bible hates you. And so does Voldemort, and so does Galactus.
And if god has a problem with me calling him all that, i bought an iron chariot so he better shut up and run for his life (judges 1:19)
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Female 409
Hah! That was pretty good. ^_^
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Male 688
So now LGBT believes in God?

I thought they were crazy before, now they really have me convinced.

I`m pretty sure it doesn`t actually get better given the recent suicide of someone who was convinced it gets better. Apparently it doesn`t.

Or, you could just stop caring and live your life.
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Female 8,044
Link: It Getteth Better [Rate Link] - God has a message for LGBT youth.
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